How do i tell my parents i have been dating someone 10 years older?

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I read 10 years younger, and was all like, "Oh snap"

Dec 14 2011 1:58AM

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theabortionator

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I'd fuck her for her money

Dec 14 2011 2:00AM

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That was all i could think of when it was about to happen the first time. It was not too significant at all. but then again it was ten years ago and she hasn't been with too many guys since that time. But iss not bad!

Dec 14 2011 2:00AM

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Animal.Party

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i read it as "How do i tell my parents i have been dating someone 10 years old?" hahaha

Dec 14 2011 2:00AM

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Bravo, bravo.

and seconded.

Dec 14 2011 2:02AM

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salomonskiier12

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nice job my dude

Dec 14 2011 2:07AM

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VT_scratch

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epic thread is epic.

damn not sure man, but threads cuz I have a buddy in a kind of similar situation

Dec 14 2011 2:07AM

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Aidan-G

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What happened to that neighbor you were talking about asking out?
And she may be OK now but that seemingly fantastic rack is going south for the winter.
And by winter I mean her aging body
I wouldn't tell your parents about her

oh and

I read the title and saw the pictures. That's about it

Dec 14 2011 2:10AM

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i fucking love the Alfa Romeo in that movie, its such a nice looking car

the movies dope also, love the soundtrack

Dec 14 2011 2:10AM

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To be helpful though, just introduce her to your parents.
I'm sure she's been in more awkward positions (she did have a kid at the age of 19, imagine how that felt with her telling her parents). She's mature, your folks are mature, and you seem mature about it, why not have one massive mature dinner?

She's not stupid, and I'm sure if you were to break it off with her to avoid her meeting your parents, you'd just end up regretting it, she'll make you regret it to.

What's to lose? Just be like, "Mom, Dad, I'm dating a cougar with a kid, she's rad, I like her, you were completely fine with her being my age, but this is the real world, she's older."
Awkward pause....
You:"Deal with it"

Dec 14 2011 2:10AM

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Kangbang

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Titties!

Are they

Or are they fake?

Dec 14 2011 2:11AM

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Holy shit you scored. Posting in epic thread

Dec 14 2011 2:12AM

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dont do that.

Dec 14 2011 2:13AM

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Why not? Maybe the given Dialogue/Monologue might need some fine tuning. But be real here, they're all adults. Treat the thing like adults would. Don't run away from problems because you're worried about what the two people, no matter what would love you, would think? They'd get used to it.

Dec 14 2011 2:15AM

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My answer depends on if you are a redneck or not.

My Grandma was 15 years younger than my grandpa and no one seemed to give a shit. But they're from a northern MN town of about 2,000 and they're rednecks, so things are a bit different up there.

If not, then yes she should still meet your parents. If they don't like it tell them to kindly fuck off because you're an adult and you can do as you please and are old enough to make your own decisions. You may want to wait until right before you go back to school though, in case they REALLY don't like it and want to kick you out of the house.

But, as far as I see it, you're fucking a MILF, I'd be proud if I were your parent.

Dec 14 2011 2:16AM

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Same here.

Dec 14 2011 2:17AM

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Neighbor girl and me are going swimmingly as well. hahaha she is dealing with her ex boyfriend issues and shit though but we have been talking and hanging out among other things pretty regularly. I'm not officially dating stacy, the older lady, we have a good thing going were single we meet up for lunch about twice a week. Then meet up usually friday or saturday for dinner and then hang out for the night. My neighbor i see when i see and i also get lunch with her every now and then, get dinner, we hang out almost everyday though chill smoke a J watch movies hook up. I keep my options open though and i do that so i can't get bitched at for cheating or being dishonest. When i'm with my ladies i keep my phone in the car to show respect for them and to also avoid anyone seeing anything being said to anyone else via text.

Dec 14 2011 2:18AM

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Aidan-G

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Very nice. One last question

What ever happened to the Best Story Ever Told Part 2?

Dec 14 2011 2:20AM

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Nice you snagged yourself a hot latina milf,

Dec 14 2011 2:22AM

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I think this may be the best way honestly. Just nut up. I know they'd get along well but honestly i'd almost feel left out because her and my parents probably have more in common than me and her do. She has a kid, a career, a house. I have none of those things because i'm still practically a damn kid hahaha. I'm in it for an older woman to hang out with a few times a week and have sex with. She is getting more and more attatched though.

And to kangbang. Yes her boobs are real. They're fantastic. I love tits.

Dec 14 2011 2:23AM

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They're his parents and hes living in their house. In no realistic world would that ever be a valid suggestion.

Dec 14 2011 2:25AM

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Do you think they're going to ground him? Tell her he can't see this lady? He's 20, you live with your parents, and you respect the rules under their house. He's not harming anyone. No conflict of any severity is being brought into the house. He is allowed to make his own decisions.

Dec 14 2011 2:30AM

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And just to lay this down. some food for thought.

I don't take this "relationship" or whatever you wanna call it seriously. Like i said i wanted it to be for a summer. I stayed longer therefore kept it going. We both are aware that were not dating although i can tell she is getting more attatched and I, however, am in it for no reason except pleasure although i do enjoy her company and she is great i don't want to get serious. Especially since i'm here for a month more.

And my parents will not be mad. My dad will be stoked. My mom will not be mad but she will be like uncomfortable.

I am hesitant to bring her home for a few reasons, it's not my house, my parents and her would get a long but i'd feel left out because i don't have much to talk about when it comes to raising a child, working a career, or being able to legally drink. Which her and my parents can talk about extensively hahah.

If i loved this woman and wanted to have a serious relationship i'd be like hell yeah fuck what my parents think come meet them for dinner. But its just not that way. I'm just in over my head.

Dec 14 2011 2:31AM

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You forget that he's taking a school suggested semester off. any father would be stoked that their son slayed a milf, but wouldn't make that verbal unless enjoying 1 on 1 time with said son. On the other hand, any mother whose son is taking a semester off and hooking up with someone 10 years older would go apeshit, and women are psycho so that would automatically overrule everything. You've been watching too many chick flicks. Think realistically.

Dec 14 2011 2:36AM

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and op if youre not in a serious relationship, even if the girl is your age, why would you want to have them meet your parents?

Dec 14 2011 2:37AM

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I think the MILF wants to meet his parents

Dec 14 2011 2:46AM

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It comes down to ethics if seems, we're obviously on different pages. As for meeting the parents, it's about respect, respecting her, and respecting his patents, just do it. If it doesn't work out down the road, you've learnt some things? And you can look back on this point in your life, remember the good times, and move on.

Dec 14 2011 2:48AM

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Exactomundo hombre. Like I said it wasn't my idea to have her over she wants to. She is getting more and more serious she is exclusive to me and she has told me that she wants me to be as well. I've been hooking up with my neighbor who is my age for about a month now and i have been with two more girls in california not to mention the ones i see when i go back to colorado. So were on different wave lengths also i think that she sees me graduating school and coming back there and picking things back up. but when i'm 23 or 24 and outta college she will be the last thing i want really. you know i'll wanna be meeting more girls than i do now and i want them to be possible future Mrs. HotAssBeatClaps not some middle aged woman with a 14 year old hahaha

Dec 14 2011 2:48AM

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Fuck college, marry this girl. You're set, and youd have a kid, how dope would that be.

Dec 14 2011 2:55AM

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id just assume quit it dude. A wise man once said "you dont date the freak, you fuck it." I think the same thing applies to milfs. And rudager, you sound like a bitch. We were all thinking it.

Dec 14 2011 2:56AM

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CluckaChuck

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Ride out the storm

Dec 14 2011 3:06AM

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chances are your dad will be stoked.... and proud of his son for how hot his gf is.

Dec 14 2011 3:10AM

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no kidding, it must have been embarrassing to be in the minority of latinas that wait until after 18 to have a child...

Dec 14 2011 3:20AM

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For educations sake... sometimes when the doctor is sewing a lady up after the whole popping out a baby process he will add an extra stitch to make it tighter. They call this the 'virgin stitch'.

Dec 14 2011 3:27AM

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Good point! You know next time I'm with her I'll be like "Stacy, I'm surprised how tight your snatch is even after pushing a baby out of it! Do you think it's just tightened up over time or did you have the doctor give you a virgin stitch after you gave birth?"

She'll probably be jazzed that her hamwallet is tight and she will take it as a compliment hahaha

Dec 14 2011 3:33AM

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one month till you leave and you only meet up like 2 times a week? shouldn't be too hard to stall meeting parents for only a month. i am 20 also and i think it would be so awkward bringing home a older woman to meet my parents

Dec 14 2011 3:34AM

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Dec 14 2011 3:50AM

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never heard this expression befor...and lost hard

Dec 14 2011 4:02AM

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holy shit that was hilarious

Dec 14 2011 4:19AM

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First and foremost congrats on the cougar/ milf. I have fucked a cougar before (38 year old woman) and a mother (23 years old), and they were both fun. Before I give you my advice I have to tell (or claim) my story.

Few weeks ago my family went to to miami for thanksgiving, I met a 38 year old down there, hung out with her on the beach the whole day on thanksgiving, fucked her back at her place, and finally turned my phone back on at 5 to see these text messages from various family members

"you have been gone since 8 am, where the hell are you?"

"don't show up to thanksgiving drunk"

"We are going to be eating at (insert resturant), you better be there"

"at least let us know you are alive"

5pm "you missed thanksgiving dinner"

Well, I call them back, tell them I am alive and did not think they would have dinner that obscenely early. Tammy and I go outside to find her car had been towed while we were banging. We try to get her car back, we couldnt, all of this shit is going wrong, and then I have one of my greatest strokes of brilliance/stupidity ever. I know that if I go see my parents alone they will be absolutely livid with me, so I tell them I am with this girl that I met the night before (I told them about her wednesday, but I just said she was older, not how much), and that she was alone on thanksgiving in her brand new empty condo and I was keeping her company. So here comes the dumbest/smartest thing I could have done. They are having a second late dinner at like 9 o clock and I ask my dad if I can bring her along (still havent seen my family all day). I introduce her to the family and things go surprisingly smooth at the restaurant until we get back to the condo and her and my mom get in a small argument.

Pic of said cougar

/claim

Anyways, I would say fuck it, bring her to dinner. The worst that happens is that there is an awkward encounter that will eventually turn into a really funny story. I can promise you that my grandpa (who was at the dinner) will not stop singing "Mrs. Robinson" to me anytime soon.

Dec 14 2011 4:33AM

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two of the coolest cities in the US, for sure.

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