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How often do you poop

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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
just courious to how often you poop? my friends say at leats once a day but for me its once every 3-4 days.
13 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52396 - Karma: 171,535
been eating pharmies and just got surgery. never pooping again
13 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
I poop daily.
13 years ago
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IaMpRo
Posts: 281 - Karma: 43
record 7 times today!!!!!!! :D
13 years ago
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
when i wake up
after lunch
some point during the evening
and if i drink coffee that day i'll probably shit sometime around like 10 AM or so because coffee makes everything run straight through my body
13 years ago
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489

13 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i actually haven't pooped since monday, real talk
13 years ago
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,296
Haha.


2 times a day for me.
13 years ago
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T-MAIN
Posts: 31 - Karma: 11
solid 7 times a day
13 years ago
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Olde_English
Posts: 445 - Karma: 117
the guy im rooming with in ireland has literally shit 8 times today. he says that beer fucks with his motabalism but i think he's just wierd
13 years ago
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*kF_pauLo-
Posts: 445 - Karma: 305
Twice mostly, can be 3 times on a good (or bad) day.
12 years ago
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
and fucked up bump of the year goes to...
12 years ago
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
im a slow developer of shit, usually once a day or once every two days
12 years ago
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
once a day before i go to bed, its quite convenient.
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
about to right now. i poop once a day sometimes once two-three days
12 years ago
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
Once daily, I almost shit my pants at KILLINGTOM once though...
12 years ago
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
this thread got me thinking. i dont think i have pooped since wednesday.

I tend to shit like 2 times a week or so.
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
I just got done with 10 days of antiobiotics and i pooped like 4 times a day and non of them were satisfying
12 years ago
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
probs every 2 days which is weird because i eat a lot
12 years ago
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
atleast twice sometimes 3 times. i cant even remember the last day i didnt take atleast 1 shit
12 years ago
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
around twice a day
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
damn you guys poop so much. how much comes out in one session?
12 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
what the fucking hell
12 years ago
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
well i have ulcerative colitis so id say.. 4 times of solid honkers coming out...

when i flair up it can be as much as 20 times a day
12 years ago
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
just got done on the porcelain throne.... maybe my body is just superior at using everything it takes in and leaves nothing to waste? hhaha

over the summer when i was guzzelling the coffee and up at 530am everyday i was more regular than a german train. every morning at 830am after my first cup of coffee was gone i would take the most glorious 10 minute shit break at work.
12 years ago
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Twice a day.


Morning.
After school.



12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
I only poop when i know its gonna hurt coming out.
12 years ago
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Usually around 3-4 times a day here. Significant ones too.
12 years ago
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Duenskie
Posts: 231 - Karma: 17
4-5 times a day. If you are very healthy i.e getting proper diet/ exercise a young male should defecate 3-6 times a day.
12 years ago
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C.A.V.
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 1,644
Dude what.. I take like 3-5 massive poops everyday
12 years ago
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PeteSpin
Posts: 316 - Karma: 18
Same. It varies depending on how healthy I eat.
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Sometimes hundreds of thousands of times a day
12 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
daily, occasionally skip a day. so maybe 5-6 times a week?
12 years ago
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Once a day
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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Strange
12 years ago
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norton.
Posts: 940 - Karma: 1,624
id say about 16 times a day on a high fibre diet
12 years ago
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
Their was one time where I didn't poop for almost 7 days, I didn't realize it for awhile.
12 years ago
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
is it bad if after i go 2 full weeks without shedding a brown tear?
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
No that's great. You have intestines of steel
12 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Not true, quoiting myself from 2nd page:


"Normal is defined as anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days"

This is from a medical textbook, I doubt that's wrong.
12 years ago
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
changed my patterns. at least 2 times a day
12 years ago
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LawrenceOfALabia
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12 years ago
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,562
usually once a day, but some days I may skip a poo if I don't eat a lot.
12 years ago
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Never
12 years ago
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
truth be spoken

girls never poop, scientific fact
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Thank you.

I came here expecting the worst when I saw you post.

Thank you.
12 years ago
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
like 4 times a day
12 years ago
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Once a month. Still overdue for octobers
12 years ago
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
2-3 times a day.

Sometimes I go in the mornings like 6 A.M.
Ususally right when I get home from school, 3 P.M.
At night about 8:30P.Mish

12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Just peed in an all girl apartment and ther was poo splatter all over the bowl and rim... FUCK!
I'm sorry pinknames, this is just how it is, you need to make sure that doesn't happen. It's just how it is.



12 years ago
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
I'm actually surprised by some of the posts in this thread haha
12 years ago
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