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How often do you poop

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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
just courious to how often you poop? my friends say at leats once a day but for me its once every 3-4 days.
13 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Gotta love that extra coffee.
13 years ago
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
for me during finals week i drink lots of grapefruit juice

needless to say my shit is runny
13 years ago
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Twice a day.
13 years ago
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dompuch
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 1,208
i shit after every meal(cafeteria food goesright through meh)
13 years ago
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mehregan15
Posts: 780 - Karma: 753
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13 years ago
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
3 or 4 a day at work, when at home on my own time, once a day
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
once a day, but sometimes i may skip a day
13 years ago
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186
about every other hour..
explosive diarrhea :)
13 years ago
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
this.
Except for last fall, I think I might have gotten giardia or something camping because I drank strait stream water (can't remember why, I guess I was just really thirsty). Anyway, it made me have to go 3-4 times a day. It was right during cross country season too, which sucked so much. I couldn't run without having to take a dump, so I just pretended I was really tired and walked or said I had cramps.
13 years ago
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
one deuce a day for me
13 years ago
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GNARwalls
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 528
nah, it's strait. this happens occasionally and then i just unload. it usually sucks a lot when i do. there's something wrong with my digestive system but w/e
13 years ago
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
a solid 2-3 times a day..
13 years ago
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Like 2-3 times a week
13 years ago
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446

once a day erry day

13 years ago
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
2 minutes, 2 times a day, 2 wipes, set to go
13 years ago
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
Once or twice a day... But they are like 30 min shits...
13 years ago
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
yes.
13 years ago
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
one a day
13 years ago
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cholenuggs
Posts: 120 - Karma: 9
One 10 min almost every day
13 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Is this because you are afraid to shit your pants working out? For me its once every 1 or 2 days now, better than before, it was like once almost a week, no joke
13 years ago
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RPG_productions
Posts: 89 - Karma: 68
i with you man like 2-3 days and if i dont eat a lot 4 days
but when i do they are solid and massive!!!
13 years ago
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_Brotorious_
Posts: 49 - Karma: 14
8
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
2-3
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Mixy
Posts: 8336 - Karma: 49,980
2-3 times a day...
13 years ago
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
hahhaahaha. 2-3 times a day
13 years ago
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
holy shit i take shits every like 4 days or so. im gon die. i dont know how you guys go so many times in one day. me i just wait until the urge comes. do you guys just force it
13 years ago
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
once daily.

around 7-8 pm. shit schedules are so convenient.
13 years ago
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
twice a day mostly
13 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Normal is defined as anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days.
For me it's once in three days, but when I go: it's like a magnificent 10 inch long solid dildo shaped turd with a 4/5 inch circumference that I shoot out in a single push.

It's convenient, but it often leads to overflowing toilets because my incredibly solid poo can barely be flushed.
13 years ago
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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
Are we seriously talking about this?
13 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
every day or two
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3000
Posts: 941 - Karma: 249
usually once a day, but today i pooped 4 times
13 years ago
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
same
13 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
I haven't pooped in a solid 10 days since my arm surgery. Fucking anaesthesia and painkillers cloggin up mah bowels
13 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
uhhh id recommend a visit to the doctor
13 years ago
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I poop more then I fap, I often question my sexuality and why IT FEELS SO GOOD TO TAKE SHIIIIIITS!!!!!!!


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13 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Voiding waste has obvious biological importance. What would happen if an organism didnt remove their waste products?

Well in the case of humans, we would literally be filled with shit.
Then what? We wouldnt be able to ingest anything new because our guts would be filled to capacity.
Now the gut is constantly moving food towards the exit.
As the end of the line gets filled up, it stretches and we can feel this and the associated pressure internally. So voiding wastes releases the pressure.

And yes in the case of an really big turd you can stimulate your prostate.
The muscles around the prostate contract during ejaculation, and when you manually stimulate the prostate with fingers or even a turd, you are mimicking the process of ejaculation. The prostate plays an important role in the production of seminal fluid and is involved in the "release" of ejaculate. And as you know, ejaculation feels good.

No need to question your sexuality.
13 years ago
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.SG
Posts: 138 - Karma: 47
at least 2 times a day. depends how much coffee i drink i guess. or how much i drank the night before... gotta hate the booze poos.
13 years ago
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I actually learned something today.



Oh and my shit varies. I go from 4 times a day to once in 4 days all the time.
13 years ago
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IaMpRo
Posts: 281 - Karma: 43
Look at all the different poop cycles
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
A question to all the girls; when you poop, since you do not have anything obstructing your view, do you watch your poop come out?
13 years ago
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
really wished i hadnt read that
13 years ago
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
too often, it's a constant cycle
13 years ago
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
at one point i was only going once a week, now i am up to like four times a week
13 years ago
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
4-5 times a day
13 years ago
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
2 till 4 times a day, differs everyday
13 years ago
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
couple times a day on average
13 years ago
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

id rather poop than pee.

 and plenty.

13 years ago
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