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I dont understand swag

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FerrisBueller
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what teh fuck is swag














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lol know i get it
Dec 13 2011 10:47PM
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I.B
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Well okay than.
Dec 13 2011 10:51PM
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blackmamba.
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more or less the greatest picture in existence. +k to you fine sir
Dec 13 2011 10:53PM
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Sitch.
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Dec 13 2011 10:55PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this thread is now about amusing toilets
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Dec 13 2011 10:56PM
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act.resist
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Something that you don't have jk(;
Dec 13 2011 10:58PM
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FerrisBueller
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i got swagg girl you know
Dec 13 2011 10:59PM
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Pussy_Sauce
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swag (v.)
"to move heavily or unsteadily," 1520s, probably from O.N. sveggja "to swing, sway," cognate with O.E. swingan "to swing" (see swing). The noun sense of "ornamental festoon" is first found 1794. Colloquial sense of "promotional material" (from recording companies, etc.) was in use by 2001; swag was English criminal's slang for "quantity of stolen property, loot" from c.1839. Earlier senses of "bulky bag" (c.1300) and "big, blustering fellow" (1580s) may represent separate borrowings from the Scandinavian source. Swag lamp attested from 1966.

swagger (v.)
1590, first recorded in Shakespeare ("Midsummer Night's Dream," III.i.79), probably a frequentative form of swag (v.). Related: Swaggered; swaggering. The noun is attested from 1725.

Dec 13 2011 11:01PM
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midwestmike
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"i eat swagetti for like breakfast, lunch, and dinner..with extra swagu"

hahahah
Dec 13 2011 11:01PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
Get Learned
Dec 13 2011 11:03PM
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TheDers
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Swag 4702 up, 2137 down
The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
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"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
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"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
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"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
Dec 13 2011 11:05PM
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