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what is the funniest thread ever?

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davidh
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Post a link to the funniest thread ever. Please.
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

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Sep 7 2004 1:40AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
in your opinion, that is.
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

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Sep 7 2004 1:41AM
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RIO
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ms paint fiasta is pretty funny
Sep 7 2004 1:44AM
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freeze_pooter
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yeah i have a pretty sick picture on like the 4th page
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Sep 7 2004 1:45AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Forum/ReadTopic.php4?post_id=10013751&catid=2


wisdom teeth and constopation!




r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
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Sep 7 2004 8:40AM
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michelle
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Wisdom teeth and constipation.
Sep 7 2004 11:58AM
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KingShit
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Definetly the wisdom teeth and constipation one...



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Sep 7 2004 12:03PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^^when was that??? I must have been at camp or something...

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Sep 7 2004 12:16PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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the 'wizard hat' one


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Sep 7 2004 1:04PM
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ScratchCobra66
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ahaha yeah wizard hat was priceless



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Sep 7 2004 2:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
wizard hat was awwwwsome.



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Sep 7 2004 2:17PM
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Mattman
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if you guys remember this one

something about my dick is too large to fit the toilet and it drops in the water, while a take a shit

^ that was funny



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Sep 7 2004 2:19PM
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Swirly999
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hahahah i remember that one, it got deleted though right. That was great he was complaing his dick was too big cause it was 8 inches or something.


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Sep 7 2004 2:36PM
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Mattman
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^ hahah yup. that went 3 or 4 pages long



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

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Sep 7 2004 3:54PM
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hucker22
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ya and he told his parents and he was gonna have penis reduction surgery
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Sep 7 2004 3:59PM
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KillerMonkey
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i just read wisdom teeth and constipation again and i still laughed for a good 5 minutes
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Sep 7 2004 4:10PM
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winterparksuks
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i put on my robe and my wizard hat is awesome but wisdon teeth and constipation is better






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Sep 7 2004 4:12PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
I remember that one about the 8 inch dick thing. That kid who told his parents he had a huge dick, hahaha.
Sep 7 2004 4:12PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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definitely the robe and wizard one, wow, it's good
Sep 7 2004 4:39PM
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TheStamos
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i just read the tooth one and laughed my ass off for 10 min's im sure thats the winner..





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Sep 7 2004 4:46PM
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asac
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the one with the cartoons from lawforkids.org. those were so funny.





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Sep 7 2004 5:34PM
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SkiUnit03
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^i was just looking around that site and i went to this weed page where it tells everyone how bad it is and one kids like

'On 08/11/04
ricky from AL said:
i think you should not do drugs or anything like that because all you turn out to be is in prison '

i laughed for a good 5 minutes




r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
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Sep 7 2004 8:06PM
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12ParkRat60
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I think half the shit on here is funny as hell, bc everyone just rips everyone apart. It's great God Bless America
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Sep 7 2004 8:45PM
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TheStamos
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^^^fuck you^^^





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Sep 9 2004 5:04PM
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alpentalik
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what's this wizard one? i don't think i've seen it...


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Sep 9 2004 5:06PM
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ECfreeski3
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^ the one where bloodninja has cyber with those loser chicks and just rags on them /fucks with them. itds classic
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Sep 9 2004 5:19PM
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alpentalik
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dude, what? is there a link to this?


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Sep 9 2004 5:23PM
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M+M
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wizard hat

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^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Sep 9 2004 6:10PM
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davidh
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https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Forum/ReadTopic.php4?post_id=10028009&catid=2
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

-lateralis

You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon.
Sep 13 2004 6:23AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
that's for I put on my robe and wizard hat
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

-lateralis

You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon.
Sep 13 2004 6:24AM
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lineskier10
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the robe and wizard hat one takes the cake, by a longshot
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Sep 13 2004 8:53AM
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Taydawg197
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the one with all the ridiculous pictures of mommy. good laugh
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Sep 13 2004 9:37AM
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Jacob_W
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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
Sep 13 2004 10:22AM
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Bangor
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^aaaahhahahahah, those things are so dumb!
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Sep 13 2004 11:09AM
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skiierman
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Listen to Sargent Ass Savage, 'Even the passenger gets into trouble.' Oh how he is right.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Sep 13 2004 2:13PM
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