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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
I went on family whatchdog and 4 out of my 5 neighbors are pedos. One is a class 3. Wtf should i do? These are my only neighbors for miles. Im fucked
Dec 12 2011 11:11PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Isn't this like your 5th thread today? Calm down..........
Dec 12 2011 11:13PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
just wondering, how is this a claim?
Dec 12 2011 11:14PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
im trying to avoid doing hw. im sorry i shall stop
Dec 12 2011 11:15PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
He is claiming.... No idea. wtf are you claiming
Dec 12 2011 11:15PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
this
Dec 12 2011 11:16PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
he is claiming 4/5 of his neighbor's are pedos how is that so fucking hard to comprehend
Dec 12 2011 11:17PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Where do you live, a Penn State Lockeroom?


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Dec 12 2011 11:18PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
this
Dec 12 2011 11:18PM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
lol don't have any near me :3
Dec 12 2011 11:18PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Let me break down what you do:


1) Dress really sexy
2) Knock on neighbors door
3) When he opens, ask him if you can come in, you are lost
4) When he lets you in, ask him to take a seat
5) Start playing LMFAO I'm sexy and I know it (you'll need to bring some sort of musical device)
6) Start stripping
7) Start stripping him
8) If he goes along with it, suck his penis to make sure he isn't just playing around
9) By this time you know he is gay and a pedo, since you are prolly 15 or 16
10) Go rob a bank, you should get like 12 months is jail
11) Jail is better
12) Once out of jail, you will be old enough to move out, and proceed with life
Dec 12 2011 11:19PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
lucky. one of my neighbors is 87 and the report was last lear...
Dec 12 2011 11:19PM
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th3Mailman
Posts: 222 - Karma: 18
someone has to post that chris hanson pic
Dec 12 2011 11:21PM
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