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El.Guapo
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Whats your favorite joke?(racist,blonde,,etc ...)
Dec 12 2011 9:48PM
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Aidan-G
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A search walks into a bar...
Dec 12 2011 9:49PM
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SketchyMike
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womans rights
Dec 12 2011 9:49PM
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word.is.bond.
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Sarah Palin
Dec 12 2011 9:50PM
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El.Guapo
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make your own sandwhich
Dec 12 2011 9:50PM
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SketchyMike
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hmmmm thats a badddd word
Dec 12 2011 9:52PM
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El.Guapo
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why can black peopple jump so high?....because their knee grows...
Dec 12 2011 9:53PM
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SCC-skis
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hahaha.
Dec 12 2011 9:54PM
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SCC-skis
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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

wave to her

Dec 12 2011 9:55PM
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Aidan-G
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is this supposed to mean something?
Dec 12 2011 9:55PM
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SketchyMike
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why does it take only two people to bury a black person


garbage cans only have two handles
Dec 12 2011 9:55PM
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CRiP
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a black man, a socialist, an illegal immigrant and a muslim walk into a bar. the bartender says, "what can i get you mr. president?"
Dec 12 2011 9:56PM
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.Ian.
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Haha I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at this.
Dec 12 2011 9:57PM
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El.Guapo
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i used to use the searchbar like you but then i took an arrow to the knee
Dec 12 2011 10:04PM
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SkiBumLivin
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what do you call to natives in a ditch.....A sleep over
whats the hardest thing about killing a baby..... My dick...
where do you hide a penny from a native.... under a bar of soap ..
how do you get a native out of your backyard.. move the trashcan to the front
what do you call 20 white ppl in an elevator... a box of crackers
Dec 12 2011 10:07PM
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Tree60
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how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?


zero!!!
Dec 12 2011 10:08PM
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Aidan-G
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I used to be funny but then I started making arrow to the knee jokes
Dec 12 2011 10:09PM
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El.Guapo
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i dont eat bread?
Dec 12 2011 10:11PM
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Deluge
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Dec 12 2011 10:12PM
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Aidan-G
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Dec 12 2011 10:13PM
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Heart
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the pizza?























































He ate it before it was cool!
Dec 12 2011 10:18PM
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rareison
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What did officer Dick say to officer Condom?




Cover me, I'm going in.
Dec 12 2011 10:19PM
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SkierPT
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A kid yelled at a referee once after a bad call. "play the pianno Ray Charles"
Dec 12 2011 10:41PM
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D_Calle
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An Irish man walks out of a bar...
Dec 12 2011 10:46PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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lolz
Dec 12 2011 10:48PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?




Huan.
Dec 12 2011 10:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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juan
Dec 12 2011 10:49PM
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hot.pocket
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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?


Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Dec 12 2011 11:06PM
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Njens.
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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar...
Dec 12 2011 11:26PM
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Heart
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theres also:

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


































10. One to change it and nine to complain about how much better the old one was.
Dec 13 2011 5:56PM
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DayMan
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?




















































Get in the batmobile Robin
Dec 13 2011 6:48PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the male bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her.
Dec 13 2011 6:58PM
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skithesprings
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what sound does a baby make in a blender?

i don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple?

the holocaust

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your mother is so fat...

that she will almost certainly die a premature death due to her morbid obesity

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why did the boy drop his ice cream?

he was hit by a bus

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

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my friend is so gay that he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it.

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Why does michael J fox make the best milkshakes?

because he uses quality ingredients...
Dec 13 2011 6:58PM
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GBS
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Lol I dont get the arrow to the knee jokes...
Dec 13 2011 7:02PM
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Aidan-G
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Skyrim thing. Guard says "i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee." As you can see, arrow to the knee jokes suck
Dec 13 2011 7:03PM
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Whifazoo
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how many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb

10 , one to screw in the lightbulb and nine to stand around clapping and saying "nice turns, nice turns!"

Dec 13 2011 8:13PM
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