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How to make a movie night more romantic!

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.boz
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So help me out NS

Basically every weekend my girl and I set up blankets and shit up on my top balcony and watch moves and star-gaze,. Its pretty sweet. Anyways, my question to you is how I make it more romantic, candles etc. Lets hear some good ideas!

inb4 buttsecks
inb4 pee in her butt
inb4 eheath,theclapbortionatorturns this into a shitstorm of retardedness
inb4 the other stuff NSG can pull out of its ass

To help get your creative juices flowing....

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NOTE* legit answers will get +K
Dec 12 2011 7:20PM
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Bateman
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alias?
Dec 12 2011 7:22PM
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.boz
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Nope, old account was banned after the porn fiasco, just got the IP ban lifted
Dec 12 2011 7:23PM
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Bateman
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surething.


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Candles, stay close to eachother? Stay under the same blanket in the same corner, let her / him lay on your lap / belly or something intimate.


Dec 12 2011 7:26PM
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TheHamburglar
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marvin gaye
Dec 12 2011 7:26PM
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gus555
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Finger her bellybutton. And when she asks what you're doing just shhhh her.
Dec 12 2011 7:27PM
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Evilchris
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turn off the movie
Dec 12 2011 7:29PM
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Bateman
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PEE IN HER B..

aw you inb4ed it.




play with her ears?
Dec 12 2011 7:29PM
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trettzilla
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and neck
Dec 12 2011 7:31PM
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Supergyro
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Winning
Dec 12 2011 7:33PM
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.boz
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All good answers, thanks guys, what other changes do you think I could make to the balcony besides candles though? I'm talking a stereo with sappy romantic music or stuff like that..by the way you've all gotten karmazz
Dec 12 2011 7:42PM
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Kcin
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Out of the 90 movies I watched with my ex I think we got through like 3 of them. Just turn them off and get shit poppin
Dec 12 2011 7:45PM
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DIX~
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Trying to get my creative juices flowing? Oh, they're flowing alright..
Dec 12 2011 8:03PM
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.boz
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Bump let's get some
Dec 12 2011 9:09PM
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.boz
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Fuck you iPhone. LETS GET SOME IDEAS NS I KNOW YOU'VE GOT SOME
Dec 12 2011 9:09PM
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.frenchy
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Ghosts aren't real, it's physically impossible.
Dec 12 2011 9:12PM
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.boz
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Mother of god please don't let him see that...
Dec 12 2011 9:32PM
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.frenchy
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@eheath

GET IN HERE!!
Dec 12 2011 9:33PM
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EAST~COAST
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compliment her on something she is really insecure about.. My girlfriend has tiny ears, a really round face, and a birth mark on her cheek that she is always like making stupid insecure comments about and I always say cute things like "One of the best parts about you is your cute imperfections".. Makes her feel more comfortable with you
Dec 12 2011 9:40PM
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Milksteak
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Word, thanks for the incentive. My creative juices will begin to flow shortly.
Dec 12 2011 9:42PM
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.Ian.
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This isn't twitter! #socialmediasiteslawls
Dec 12 2011 9:43PM
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edd1e
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Scented candles for the win or incense . Make sure you pick a romantic movie . If you can put up some cute white led lights also it can help . Anytime I watch a movie with a chick I only get around half way through the movie .
Dec 12 2011 9:45PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
hire mexicans to get in a fight on the sidewalk. theres nothing more romantic than mexicans fighting over change
Dec 12 2011 9:46PM
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edd1e
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Also alcohol is key . Champagne if you're rich , cava if youre not ,. Strawberries , chocolate etc ..
Dec 12 2011 9:49PM
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El.Guapo
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rent backdoor sluts 9
Dec 12 2011 9:51PM
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LittleFoot
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Wear nothing but a jock strap and then midway through the night have your buddies tackle her
Dec 12 2011 9:53PM
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james6345789
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Cut off all of your hair and put it in a box...

Then do the same with hers.
Dec 12 2011 9:54PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahah!! whaaaat? ahaha
Dec 12 2011 10:14PM
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james6345789
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You guys don't do that?
Dec 13 2011 4:46PM
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Jane6
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nice.
Dec 13 2011 5:51PM
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theabortionator
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Stick your fingers in her snatch, giver her and her box some pleasure. Push her head in the direction of your wiener.


= profit.


If you're up for it stop the car on the way to drop her off. Climb on top of her and pound her out rough like a fucking animal, chicks dig that.


Then drop her off and never call her again.
Dec 13 2011 6:08PM
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Chuck~w
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This is how good shit happens
Dec 13 2011 6:18PM
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and chardonnay
Dec 13 2011 6:21PM
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Shralpit
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laughing so hard... cant stop.....
Dec 13 2011 6:44PM
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C-Weezy
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Well you might want to stop shitting on your balcony first.
Dec 13 2011 11:19PM
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CassiusClay
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Saw that too, I was going to give the guy advice but I think if he's shitting on his balcony, there's probably not much else he can do to make a movie night more romantic
Dec 13 2011 11:21PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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ask her to lick your eye
Dec 13 2011 11:26PM
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