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Entering GOD Phase

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ECB
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No, I'm not GOD, but I'm going to try my hardest to be him. I'm going to quote something religious every time I post. And if this thread gets deleted, then whoever deletes it, burn in HELL.

That being said, this is also now the "Appreciate GOD and JESUS thread"

Pictures of your said higher power are a must. Clothed please, we don't need porn in one of my threads, I just came off a ban for posting porn.....


Psalm 43:1 Vindicate me, O God, and plead my cause against an ungodly nation; rescue me from deceitful and wicked men.
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blackmamba.
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ECB
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Psalm 139:19 If only you would slay the wicked, O God! Away from me, you bloodthirsty men!
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Casual.
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this thread has so much potential.
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I_Am_Mod
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seeing how my username used to be I_Am_God, this thread intrigues me, should i let it live or bannish it to the purgatory of deleted threads ?

I think i'm going to wait and see what kind of blasphemous slander it delivers before making my decision ...
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ECB
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Change your name back!



David 1 Chr. 17.1-27 1 And it came to pass, when the king sat in his house, and the LORD had given him rest round about from all his enemies
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Milksteak
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GOD ISN'T REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!
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theabortionator
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"She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses."
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Bloc_chain
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pretty much this, it's the 21st century, why do people still believe in religion?
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.Jacob
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TheClap.
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bhahahahahahahahaha so epic
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theabortionator
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TheClap.
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I met jesus once

He fucks madd bitches, blowing coke off of dem titties, and sipping stright from the bottle of wine, which he so made form water. Do you knw how boss it is to make water into wine whenever you want.

He is my HERP
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theabortionator
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I shalt not DERP :)
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TheClap.
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FERP
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.frenchy
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yes
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the.nile
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my friend told me that jesus turned water to wine so people could get crunk and have sex
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TheClap.
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reply repostttttt
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Jeffmnicholas
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Lansfield
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shit storms ahead..
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PON3
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Well I have my boat for when the shitstorm is done brewing
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Genisis 1: Powder thy hand so when thy spouse is out of line, a new line shall be formed.
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theBearJew
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you beat me to it.

He is proof God exists, Nobody with that lack of talent could win in the NFL without God.
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