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In need some female advice

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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
yo ns i dont usually make threads on here anumore but after a fewa beers and a few rejections im needing to consider my game while bar hopping with the homies, so wuestion number one is my face ugly and if hour a pink name do you think i am attractive?

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Dec 11 2011 5:40AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
sweet room bro
Dec 11 2011 5:54AM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
just pay them biatchez some money sonnn
Dec 11 2011 5:55AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
craigslist ftw
Dec 11 2011 6:02AM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
You need to clean your teeth
Dec 11 2011 6:37AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
hater
Dec 11 2011 6:38AM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
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Dec 11 2011 7:25AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
inb4 urinate in her rectum.


Join ladiesmen
Dec 11 2011 8:09AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
the funny thing is that there are no female contributes to this thread.







































yet
Dec 11 2011 8:38AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
That's a sick fuckin room.
Dec 11 2011 8:48AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Fix your teeth
Dec 11 2011 9:04AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
ouch
Dec 11 2011 9:11AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Not trying to be mean, just honest
Dec 11 2011 9:15AM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
you should upload a picture without smiling.

in the first picture your mouth takes the spotlight.
Dec 11 2011 9:17AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
your gums are bleeding
Dec 11 2011 9:38AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
I don't know what information you're looking to gain making a thread like this in nsg...
Dec 11 2011 9:41AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
banging room!
Dec 11 2011 9:43AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
This. Let's see a closed mouth shot.
Dec 11 2011 9:49AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
Your bottom lip = nigga
Dec 11 2011 9:55AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
are you really old enough to go to the bar?
Dec 11 2011 10:25AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Bar hopping? Nice room...
Try a less childish face and I guarantee you will be more successful.
Dec 11 2011 10:39AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
chief technopotamus say, "you in need some GRAMMAR advice"
Dec 11 2011 10:54AM
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flatland
Posts: 726 - Karma: 77
Are you British, perchance?
Dec 11 2011 11:25AM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
room + smile + horrible grammar

wow this thread is something else man
Dec 11 2011 12:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
YES!


FTW!




FTW!


VIVA LA REVOLUCION
Dec 11 2011 12:52PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I lost.
fix yo teeth boi!
Dec 11 2011 12:53PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
i work in a dental office....you should visit.
sorry bro.
Dec 11 2011 12:57PM
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theabortionator
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People are mean.

I'll be your friend.
Dec 11 2011 1:00PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Only possible reason
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I keed i keed, your kewl.
Dec 11 2011 1:04PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Why is there a horse in your room?
Dec 11 2011 1:07PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
leave my bro alone, if you don't have any advice or you're here to talk shit then get the FUCK out
Dec 11 2011 1:08PM
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theBearJew
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Dec 11 2011 1:09PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
BEar jew is winning
Dec 11 2011 1:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
More christmas lights, shave the eyebrows, rock some eyeliner(chicks dig that), and get your septum pierced.
Dec 11 2011 1:17PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
u aint the only ugly piece of shit on ns
Dec 11 2011 1:21PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
hey dude chicks don't care that much about looks (not as much as guys do).

chicks dig confidence and fun....clean yourself up, buy a nice pair of shoes, feel good about yourself, and you'll be fighting them off
Dec 11 2011 1:22PM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
.
Dec 11 2011 1:25PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

this. They care much more about personality.

request to join the ladies men cult. you'll get much more serious answers.

Dec 11 2011 1:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
Or just acquire cocaine. Go to the bar/party. Let girls know you have cocaine.


Sleep with multiple girls. Feel awesome



profit
Dec 11 2011 1:49PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
made my evening
Dec 11 2011 1:51PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
I lost.
Dec 11 2011 1:54PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
I think you're beautiful and it was very brave and courageous of you to post your picture in NSG. and dexter was my favorite CN show
Dec 11 2011 1:58PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
you're all fuckin assholes.


also, you don't look old enough to be going to bars and i hope that's your sisters room. i'll throw you an invite to LM cult.
Dec 11 2011 2:02PM
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TheClap.
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.
Dec 11 2011 2:50PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,302
Epic Thread?
Dec 11 2011 2:55PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

i hear if you fap to POV porn, it counts as a hook up

Dec 11 2011 2:58PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
new signature
Dec 11 2011 3:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
I wasn't being mean. don't you dare call me an asshole when I wasn't being one! I'll sue you for slander.
Dec 11 2011 3:07PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
I told a kid on here that once, got a call from the kids dad. internet is serious nsg
Dec 11 2011 3:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,077
I remember the old days when you would be mean to somebody and they would cry to their mom and their mom would call your mom and your mom wouldn't feed you for a week to teach you a lesson.
Dec 11 2011 3:12PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
yeah bro just take off all your clothes for all these ladies....
Dec 11 2011 3:12PM
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