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Who would win in a fight?

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TheDude
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i got into an argument with my firend who would win a fight, an AVERAGE college basketball player or and average lacrosse (college) player. i said because the lax player could get inside (the range of the b ball player) and lacrosse is such a more aggressive sport, they would have an advantage. he said because basketball players are black and big and work out they would win. so what does NS think?

also official who would win in a fight thread?

Dec 10 2011 6:14PM
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PopsicleStand
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depends on what position basketball player... I think you must not have seen very many in real life because even guards are tall and jacked. Now if we are talking about a center...no way would a lax player beat up dwight howard bro.
Dec 10 2011 6:16PM
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collinder
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basketball players are tall and would have a much larger wingspan, therefore they would be more efficient in a fight.
Dec 10 2011 6:19PM
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Stose
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I play lacrosse, and i would have to say... basketball player would have it. They would be more agile and probably have good reflexes plus they are huge, in great shape, and really strong
Dec 10 2011 6:19PM
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E__
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It depends, where I live lacrosse is huge and all the players are insane at lacrosse and fighting, most of them are native too, but it all depends.
Dec 10 2011 6:36PM
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TallerThanThou
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Whoever is black-er would win.
Dec 10 2011 6:39PM
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InFlames
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Lax bros are tough..but it doesn't matter if you're 175 lbs. A 6'8" 250 lb black man is going to punch you in the face repeatedly while you can do nothing about it.
Dec 10 2011 6:44PM
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AGOF
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between a grilled cheese and a taco
Dec 10 2011 9:12PM
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soulskier
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mike ditka
Dec 10 2011 9:51PM
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PON3
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Im still going for a million house cats
Dec 10 2011 10:11PM
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ORDEAL
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This
Dec 10 2011 10:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Dec 10 2011 10:15PM
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ForeverYung
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For some reason I just fucking lost it
Dec 10 2011 11:32PM
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TheDude
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star trek nerd or a star wars nerd?

Dec 12 2011 6:48PM
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Aidan-G
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I lost
Dec 12 2011 7:31PM
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PopsicleStand
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sense of time?
Dec 12 2011 8:08PM
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Rextski
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 am a hard core lax player and i think a middfielder and attack woyld get the crap beaten out of them but a defender would rape because they are the most athletic people in the game

Dec 12 2011 8:33PM
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Skittle.
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i lost.
Dec 12 2011 8:35PM
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Rextski
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if i may....who would win

Mr. Rodgers or Jar jar Binks

Dec 12 2011 9:14PM
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CRiP
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Dudemont or Harlaut?
Dec 12 2011 9:29PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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why the fuck does anyone care who would win in any fight?
Dec 12 2011 9:30PM
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EAST~COAST
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Dec 12 2011 9:31PM
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.Jacob
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wait a minute ....... is this in the top right of my display picture ?!
Dec 12 2011 9:32PM
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.Jacob
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exactly my reaction
Dec 12 2011 9:37PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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According to google fights, which is a pretty legit indicator in my opinion the winner would be a basketball player

Dec 12 2011 9:41PM
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Caspaaa
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Dec 12 2011 9:45PM
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REDFRO420
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Lacrosse hands down basketball players are tall skinny bitches
Dec 12 2011 9:47PM
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InFlames
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Shawn you're a noob.



Erase Haters
Dec 12 2011 11:46PM
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CashmereCat
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Lost...
Dec 13 2011 12:03AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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The real question is who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich.


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Dec 13 2011 12:10AM
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steezywannabeezy
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Warren Miller would kick both your asses!
Dec 13 2011 12:14AM
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Davy.Crockett
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starwars nerd for sure.


also, basketball player would fuck up a lax player
Dec 13 2011 12:16AM
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CRiP
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in ufc, obvi the grilled cheese. if jail rules then clearly the taco because hes mexican
Dec 13 2011 8:23PM
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moment54
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Not to be racist.. but if Black people are involved on either team.. it'll turn out to be Crips vs Bloods once again..
But to be honest, I'm a lacrosse player and I know alot of lax players who are must stronger and bigger then basketball players.
I dont see how a basketball player can win in a fight vs a lacrosse player, where lacrosse is ment to hit people and get them down.
Lacrosse all the way
Dec 13 2011 8:27PM
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Ski_Alot
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b-baller because hes black and therefore has a gun therefore being able to shoot him therefore i am a racist bigot
Dec 13 2011 8:48PM
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DLAM
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Just a couple basketball fights:





Dec 13 2011 9:04PM
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InFlames
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Highschool is different than professional. I'd take LeBron over a lax player any day..because he's 6'8" and 250 lbs.


Lacrosse players really aren't that tough, any lax player I've ever met hasn't been physically intimidating in the least, they generally just have a really shitty attitude and think they're awesome. Then you beat them at beer pong and they're sad and say how it doesn't matter cuz they can kick your ass.
Dec 13 2011 10:51PM
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Joe_Brogan
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Lax Bro (pussy) vs. Metta World Peace (thug)
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Dec 13 2011 11:42PM
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*AMILLZ*
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so basketball every time.

But in reality a basketball player would, generally bigger and have a longer reach. Unless the lacrosse player also has a history of playing hockey. Then they'd just get amongst it.
Dec 14 2011 2:20AM
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E__
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Who would win between a Taco and Grilled Cheese? See for yourself:
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Dec 14 2011 2:41AM
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Anathema
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reach wins. basketball player without question.
Dec 14 2011 3:20AM
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