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2011 Body of the Year

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Official
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Kate Upton.

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Dec 10 2011 4:26PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
so fapable
Dec 10 2011 4:27PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
First pic is not very flattering tho
Dec 10 2011 4:28PM
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Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
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Dec 10 2011 4:29PM
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120494435941
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probably because technically she is completely naked in that picture
Dec 10 2011 4:30PM
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MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
haha
Dec 10 2011 4:32PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Fuck that. I hate picture perfect women. It builds a never ending chain that you can't beat; the girl you're currently with is never enough, you want that perfection, constantly trying to one-up your last girl. It's a segment of culture literally designed to rob us of our ability to love.
I'll take my women with some size to them, if that's how it happens. I'm not trying to crack any pelvises.

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Dec 10 2011 4:36PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
the funny thing is that kate upton is supposed to represent everything you're talking about, none of which I really agree with, just commenting
Dec 10 2011 4:59PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
also shes like 6 feet tall I think that would be pretty gross in person
Dec 10 2011 5:00PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
i'd say her body is pretty moderate dude
Dec 10 2011 5:01PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
If she's supposed to represent the notion that women can be attractive regardless of body type, that's a fabricated fallacy. She's just as much a model as any of the other barbie dolls, even if she's a jean size or two bigger than the rest of the fleet.
She's attractive, there's no denying that, but it's unhealthy when a society as a whole sets the standard so high. Focusing so wholly on physical appearance over any other aspect of femininity is wrong, and causes many men to ultimately lose out on a whole lot of love.
Dec 10 2011 5:12PM
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Trojan~Man
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ooo ma gawd way to make a good thread go to shit.
Dec 10 2011 5:16PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
that would be fucking awesome.... im 6'6 haha
Dec 10 2011 5:23PM
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flexpattern
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The first picture looks the best imo - `i can understand why the other ones might appeal †o others, but i really like her body shape, especially in that first picture. Top Notch.
Dec 10 2011 5:27PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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damn you're lucky. yea I guess the height part is all relative
Dec 10 2011 5:27PM
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norgeanders
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id like to taste the rainbow
Dec 10 2011 5:34PM
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CrotchKiller
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ew
Dec 10 2011 5:49PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
she takes it for me :
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Dec 10 2011 5:52PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3770 - Karma: 18,486
sorry! my CPU failed so it 5 posted
Dec 10 2011 6:07PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
now this made me fucking laugh
Dec 10 2011 6:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
with all due respect, gross.

i respect your attraction to women with "some size to them" but personally it's the last thing i'm interested in.

i'm also an arrogant and shallow prick who spends a great deal of his free time in the gym, so i figure that if I work my fucking ass off to look a certain way, then the girl i'm going to give my attention to better respect her body and work to better herself just as much.

bring the hate, at least i'm honest about it.

Dec 10 2011 6:25PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150378522311463&set=a.305160836462.156418.290918601462&type=1&theater
Dec 10 2011 6:25PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Hey man, you like what you like, and it's good that you own it. You're not wrong for it at all.
Dec 10 2011 6:43PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
damn.
Dec 10 2011 6:47PM
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aint.no.thang
Posts: 56 - Karma: 20
pause at :40 on the kate upton video, that is all
Dec 10 2011 6:49PM
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InFlames
Posts: 534 - Karma: -25
IM SORRY BUT I DON'T LIKE FAT CHICKS. NOT ALL BODY TYPES ARE ATTRACTIVE. BIG ASS WITH LITTLE TITTIES AND STRETCH MARKS EVERYWHERE IS GROSS DOG. GIVE UR HEAD A SHAKE.
Dec 10 2011 6:51PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Dec 10 2011 6:52PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
-OMGNIPSLIP-
Dec 10 2011 6:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
likewise buddy. i'd like to take this opportunity to wish you the best of luck in bang bang banging 100's if not 1000's of your dream girls.


10/10, cheers
Dec 10 2011 7:40PM
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Anathema
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yup. this is how i like my girls. thin as fuck, tight bodies, round tits and ass, but not like IN YO FACE huge
Dec 10 2011 7:44PM
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bfulmer
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words of wisdom
Dec 10 2011 7:51PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
This and for me minus 18 of course.

I like them young, when they are not spoiled yet.
Dec 10 2011 7:52PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
im not gonna give a fuck about her self-esteem when i slap my dick between those fine skinny legs
Dec 10 2011 7:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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She is only 5'10" still tall but i fucking love kate upton. i want a kate upton but like 5'5 i like shorter bitches.
Dec 10 2011 7:55PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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btw i'm not like 5'6 i'm about 5'9 but i'm saying i like my bitches shorter than me.
Dec 10 2011 7:56PM
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knifefight
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
elbows are more attractive than thighs?
Dec 10 2011 8:13PM
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TosenpOOda
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 184
true
Dec 10 2011 9:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,755
ME

ME

ME

ME

ME
Dec 10 2011 9:58PM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
classy
Dec 10 2011 10:03PM
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InFlames
Posts: 534 - Karma: -25
That's irrelevant. Sometimes..gross is gross.
Dec 11 2011 1:04AM
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poopypants69
Posts: 125 - Karma: 12
uhhh, that girl on the right isn't society, it's an eating disorder called anorexia nervosa. generally not found as attractive..
Dec 11 2011 5:23AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
youre huge dude
Dec 11 2011 7:04AM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
dont understand the kate upton hypeee... not THAT hot. TBH i think she is somewhat average, i mean come on, look at the fucking victoria secret model, compared to those bodies she looks like a + size model... wait is she?
Dec 11 2011 7:18AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i love everything about this post. couldnt have said it better myself.
Dec 11 2011 7:47AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
winner
Dec 11 2011 7:58AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this is sig-worthy for sure, i just strapped on my loller skates and went for a few laps around the loller rink
Dec 11 2011 11:05AM
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Deezy
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behati prinsloo
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and what we think about what you think about how girls think about themselves in relation to the socially accepted body that they are killing themselves for

Dec 11 2011 11:15AM
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Deezy
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behati prinsloo
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and what we think about what you think about how girls think about themselves in relation to the socially accepted body that they are killing themselves for

Dec 11 2011 11:15AM
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Deezy
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behati prinsloo
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and what we think about what you think about how girls think about themselves in relation to the socially accepted body that they are killing themselves for

Dec 11 2011 11:15AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I don't give a shit.

Girls better be thin, I hate fat girls.

And unless your genetics are shit any girl can be as thin as a model.
Dec 11 2011 11:20AM
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