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El.Guapo
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So im a freshman (in HS) and tomorrow im going to my first big party. Just need general advice.
Dec 9 2011 10:59PM
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ktd619
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have intercourse with everything.
Dec 9 2011 11:00PM
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iFlip
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Wear two pairs of underwear. Trust me.
Dec 9 2011 11:00PM
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Parks.
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Dec 9 2011 11:00PM
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soulskier
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go with the flow, but dont drink too much. ease into it so you have a general idea of how you'll handle the booze. enjoy
Dec 9 2011 11:02PM
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anashyo
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Just control yourself. Don't be THAT guy.
Dec 9 2011 11:02PM
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El.Guapo
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im going to go hard. and i've drank before and im Irish so i can handle me booze
Dec 9 2011 11:03PM
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E__
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Get drunk but not too drunk, then get a little stoned and you'll have a great time.
Dec 9 2011 11:03PM
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Radio
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just remeber you are better than anyone in there and you have to display it. if somone thinks they can drink more than you, you chug a fith. you are the alfa dog, fuck up anyone who gets in your way.

and also yea have intercouse with every one

Dec 9 2011 11:04PM
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E__
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Everyone gets drunk at 15, ask anyone in their freshman year. If he wants to stay legal then I encourage him, it is the right choice choice but chances are he'll want to try something.
Dec 9 2011 11:09PM
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El.Guapo
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my sister is senior ASB president so i have to live up to that. so ya
Dec 9 2011 11:19PM
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Big.L
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Just drink as much as possible, and I mean as much as you can so you know what you can handle
Dec 9 2011 11:19PM
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E__
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This is true, also there is less drama, but I haven't encountered any cops busting my high-school parties.
Dec 9 2011 11:20PM
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Olimar
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hahahahaha. kid came to ns for advice. but yeah dont be that guy. in all jonesty wait till your over sixteen alcohol destroys your brain development when your under sixteen.
Dec 9 2011 11:21PM
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E__
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Yeah dude, completely agree but I'm from Canada so drinking age is 19, but for now I'm going to stick with the shitty highschool parties, speaking of that I'm going to one in less than an hour.
Dec 9 2011 11:24PM
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El.Guapo
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im almost 16 and i guess i will just take it easy for my first time. its for the varsity football team and i was starting free safety so i have to go too it
Dec 9 2011 11:27PM
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californiagrown
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get on a good level and then nurse beers form there. no need to be a shitshow now...save that for a later time.

strike up some convos with some upper classmen, especially girls(you will be surprised how far a lil confidence will get you with girls around that age).

Take a pack of cards with you and get a few drinking games going if the party has a lull - google: kings cup, fuck the dealer, etc.

generally be a nice guy, try and at least say whattup/thanks to the host before he/she gets too drunk to remember you.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT BE "THAT GUY". I know you think you can drink a lot, but big parties where you are trying to make a positive impression are not the place to push you limits. get drunk, but dont get trashed.

Do not let a girl drag you into her puking/crying drama. thats what HER friends are for. just alert them to the situation, act like a nice caring guy, and GTFO of there.

Walk/bike home, or pass out somewhere on the property.







***Buy some bud beforehand and roll up a doobie. then when you chat up a cutie or two ask them if they wanna go out back and smoke.


Bring more alcohol than you can drink yourself, and only offer it to the people you want to make a good impression on. you want to get invited to these things again, so spotting someone a beer is always a good plan...and they will most likely return the favor down the road.


If someone wants to stay sober, dont be a dick and give them shit the whole night. One joke, and then move on.


Dont fuck, just get the girl to give you dome.

If someone hands you a cup of beer and its a little warm, make sure its not piss before you take a swig.

Bring two boxes of Cheez-Its. Drunchies will happen, and when you bust these bad boys out, you will become the toast of the party.


Enjoy yourself, do what seems fun, but dont be above a sincere apology when/if you do something or say something stupid.


Lastly, tell your parents you are staying over at a friends house...one that they dont know.
Dec 9 2011 11:35PM
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El.Guapo
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my sisters college friends are coming and im buds with them and their bringing a beer pong table. im staying over at "jakes" house and im getting a ride with 6 senior volleyball players. any flaws?
Dec 9 2011 11:45PM
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El.Guapo
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bump
Dec 10 2011 12:26AM
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soulskier
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condoms?
Dec 10 2011 12:31AM
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northeast
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my biggest problem when i was in ninth grade and first started going to parties with my best friend who was a senior at the time was older kids getting drunk and fucking with me because i was "that young kid". if that happens and you think you're in danger of getting hit, nine times out of ten a good, solid punch straight in the nose will earn respect and get kids to lay off of you.

pretty much everything else has been said. drink enough to get drunk but don't be sloppy, be nice, don't hit on the star quarterback's girl, and run the beer pong table.
Dec 10 2011 12:51AM
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WestWoods
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Okay man, key to being a good party, be a guy that makes it fun, don't start crap or drama. no one will like that and with alcohol there you could get knocked out. haha unlikely though, Be fun, it's a win win, girls like a guy that adds to the party and you'll just have more fun yourself, keep it as classy as possible. Keep calm even when you wanna be the wildest one there, the wildest always gets laughed at the next day. Go hard. Take your shoes off so you don't get drawn on. BRING A CONDOM! sex when drunk is like screaming "GET IN MY BELLY" a baby being the belly occupant. Don't stress, Its a party have fun man.
Dec 10 2011 1:00AM
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Jib-Ninja
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chances are everybody will love you because u will be way more drunk than you have ever been before and they will enjoy laughing at you.

Dec 10 2011 1:14AM
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californiagrown
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Cannot stress this enough.


i have drawn many penises and Charley Manson swastikas on peoples faces becuase they passed out with their shoes on.

If you do draw on someone, draw eyes on their eyelids.
Dec 10 2011 1:19AM
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skier_boy26
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Listen to kesha before hand and build it up in your mind; it will be exactly like what you see on TV and in movies.
Dec 10 2011 1:24AM
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MFM
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Just be yourself and don't over do it. You've got nothing to prove trying to party hard or anything so don't drink too much. I myself have felt a lot of anxiety going to partys and being social in a huge setting, my best advice is to just go with the flow and don't feel pressured to drink to much if you can't handle it or anything else, no offense but as a freshman, get drunk a little but there's no reason to get hammered especially if your apprehensive about going out in the first place. get really baked aswell.
Dec 10 2011 1:29AM
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MFM
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or try some cocaine..either way works..
Dec 10 2011 1:31AM
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GayWolf420
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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Dec 10 2011 1:33AM
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Rachy
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don't wear pants that are hard to take off... and remember to take your shoes off when you pass out.. or wear flip flops so they just fall off regardless. No one likes to be a penis face.
Dec 10 2011 1:51AM
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Casual.
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always remember: if you have pants on, you're doing it wrong.
Dec 10 2011 1:52AM
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las.
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Be respectful, be confident when you need to be, don't get overly fucked up, just have fun.
Dec 10 2011 2:45AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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just act cool bro.

Don't get excited because you are drinking: and go like: "OMG I've HAD LIKE 15 beers!"

Do get excited about girls kissing. and them kiss them.
Dec 10 2011 7:13AM
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malonius_funk
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tell every girl you talk to that you have chlamydia. they will think its hot because it means that you get around. trust me, it works.
Dec 10 2011 9:26AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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I've tried that before, it didn't work.
Dec 10 2011 9:32AM
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JzD.
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dont stand in the corner all quiet and be THAT guy either
Dec 10 2011 12:06PM
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Bubba-Snax
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bottoms up a bottle of liquor. then let the good times roll and do anything you want. follow these steps you'll learn all the life lessons you will ever need to know in a single night.
Dec 10 2011 1:21PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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And don't look at your phone every minute tryin to act like you are all popular.
Dec 10 2011 6:46PM
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TallerThanThou
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You've DRUNK before, not "drank." On many words, including "drink," you must insert a "u" when using the word "have."

But being Irish is cool.
Dec 10 2011 6:51PM
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collinder
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- Make sure to eat a moderate sized dinner before going out
- For every beer you drink, drink a glass of water (hangover prevention)
- Dont be the drunkest person at the party
Dec 10 2011 7:10PM
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BROSEIDON
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Yes, make sure you eat a lot. And if you drink that much water you WILL piss the bed. The best hangover prevention is waking up still drunk then being ambitious the next day.
Dec 10 2011 7:16PM
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rockyhockey11187
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do NOT drink that much water. this is a bad idea. just chug two glasses of water right before you go to bed.
Dec 10 2011 7:19PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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With a paracetamol.

Works wonders.
Dec 10 2011 7:28PM
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El.Guapo
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copps found out so its cancelled
Dec 10 2011 7:40PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Then go find another party my young padiwan.

You have much to learn.

You must train your liver.

Now go and party!
Dec 10 2011 7:41PM
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californiagrown
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no one that has actually gone hard and done this thinks its a good idea. You will literally be pissing every 15 minutes. Not to mention you will continue having to piss long after you want to pass out. Also, if you do get the chance to hook up with a girl, having to piss really bad sucks when you finally got wood after struggling with whiskey dick for a while.


15 beers(12 ounces) + 15 glasses of water(10 ounces)= 330 ounces...oooor over 2.5 gallons of liquid. ya, good luck with that.

15 shots + 15 glasses of water still equals way more than a gallon of liquid.


the reason it stops your hangover is because it forces you to only drink like 5 or 6 drinks because you spend so much damn time getting and drinking the water.

being fucked up and having to piss all the time is just asking for trouble.
Dec 10 2011 7:52PM
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El.Guapo
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you inspire me. so i hit up those seniors and now im going to go and drink with them. me and six seniors.
Dec 10 2011 7:56PM
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