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ANY QUESTION ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS

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FerrisBueller
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inspiiiiired by flying~squirrels thread

i know everything worth knowing about fucking lord of the rings. i have all the collectables, books, everything!! extended versions and all.

i wear the one ring on a chain everyday

i feel like showing off so ask me any question about lotr and ill do my best to answer it
ill be honest and i wont lok shit up.

random fact:  'the lord of the rings' wasthe first thing i learned to type on a keyboard with my eyes closed

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^bonus if you guess where this is
Dec 9 2011 1:43AM
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Milksteak
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That's my backyard.
Dec 9 2011 1:44AM
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TheStamos
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are you a virgin?
Dec 9 2011 1:45AM
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FerrisBueller
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no i have had sex with 2 ladies
Dec 9 2011 1:45AM
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JWoods
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Lost city of Gondolin?
Dec 9 2011 1:46AM
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Pool.
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what happened to the elf girl that fucked the guy with the swords
Dec 9 2011 1:46AM
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JWoods
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Err i meant Hidden
Dec 9 2011 1:47AM
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TheStamos
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let me refraise that. does the lord of the rings obsession cirse you to a lifetime of virginty and banish yoir balls tbe the dark forest of norgon only to be rescued by a girl you will meet at comicon in 2022 dressed as the hulk
Dec 9 2011 1:49AM
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FerrisBueller
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naw but that is one of the sickest cities!!!!
Dec 9 2011 1:49AM
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FerrisBueller
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you're just jelous bro, cause i got nerdiness, skiing, good looks, and a 3.8 motherfucker
Dec 9 2011 1:50AM
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TheStamos
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E high 5!
Dec 9 2011 1:50AM
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TheStamos
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but im TheSta
Dec 9 2011 1:51AM
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FerrisBueller
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oh ya look who im talking too!
Dec 9 2011 1:52AM
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TheStamos
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fuck mobile.. But im TheStamos..............................
Dec 9 2011 1:53AM
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PacificRimJob
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Do you like magic cards
Dec 9 2011 1:54AM
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Milksteak
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God dammit, I want to be you.
Dec 9 2011 1:54AM
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blatt
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Have you been to any of the sets from the movie in NZ?
Dec 9 2011 1:54AM
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FerrisBueller
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i wish!! and dingo- no
Dec 9 2011 1:55AM
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blatt
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Not a true fan then.

This thread is dildoes
Dec 9 2011 1:58AM
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JWoods
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Wait!! It's Ost edhil
Dec 9 2011 1:59AM
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TheStamos
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I'm giving you the TheStamos bump. pick any young lady you want and just tell her i sent you.
Dec 9 2011 2:00AM
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pissbutt
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kashyyy? 
Dec 9 2011 2:05AM
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FerrisBueller
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sorry im not rich
Dec 9 2011 2:09AM
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Ryanvdonk
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what was the name of the balrog that gandalf fights in moria?
Dec 9 2011 2:16AM
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FerrisBueller
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i beilieve its durins bane
Dec 9 2011 2:24AM
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Casual.
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if you can fully describe to me the origin of all the different wizards of middle earth and what they actually are, i give you props. no wikipedia allowed
Dec 9 2011 2:25AM
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FerrisBueller
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fuck you guys the first picture was a trick question it is rivendell in the 1st age before it was destroyed and i hadn't been given a name (or recorded)
Dec 9 2011 2:25AM
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las.
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When frodo is standing by the river after they send dead boromir off in the boat, which reaches the bottom of his face first: the tear from his left or right eye?

Also, came across this: http://www.lordotrings.com/quiz.asp

Props if you can complete it. I just spent an hour on it, shit gets real at level 5.
Dec 9 2011 5:39AM
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EthanJPAskier
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Fuck. I was gonna say Rivendell too.. thought it was too obvious though
Dec 9 2011 8:22AM
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Bateman
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That castle over there is the Elves hideout or kingdom or camp or the place they stay, aight?

oh and i remember playing Lotr games on my old xbox. Boromirs brother could shoot arrows out of his swords. gee i hope he cant in the movie.
Dec 9 2011 8:35AM
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bangarangmules
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goddammit me too
Dec 9 2011 9:13AM
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TOAST.
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Where do the dunedaine rangers originate from?

What does the moth in the 1st and 3rd movie represent?

Name the main dwarves in the hobbit.

What is the name of Aragorns horse?

Who is the fellow that they talk to at the Black Gate?

Who gives Sam the rope?

Is Frodo a bitch?

When does Gandalf say he will arrive at helms deep?

What is the name of the orc leader that the attack against Minas Tirith?

What is the proper name of the undying land?

Who stabs Sarumon?

Who does Eowyn fall in love with?



Dec 9 2011 9:17AM
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TOAST.
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Just Gandalf, Sarumon, and Radagast?

They came from Valinor to help during the first war of the ring. Thats all I got not even sure if right.
Dec 9 2011 9:24AM
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JWoods
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I really want to answer these
Dec 9 2011 9:31AM
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TOAST.
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go for it
Dec 9 2011 9:35AM
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why
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Dear God
Dec 9 2011 9:35AM
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WestWoods
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Hahahaha you know in the movie Role Models. how they re-enact the battles, when I was in middle school and Elementary school, I and another friend created a club where we started a group of probably 50 kids (when I lived in Utah) and we would recreate all the battles of LOTR I was always Gimli and I made a helmet and plastic axes and throwing axes. Battle of Helms deep went hard as fuuck! +vibes to you Ferris!
Dec 9 2011 9:37AM
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JWoods
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Dunedaine are from Numenor
The moth represents the arrival of the Eagles, primarily Gwaihir
The main dwarfs are Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur Dori, Nori, and Ori
Aragon's horse was Hasufel
The man at the gate was the Mouth of Sauron
Sam is gifted the rope by Galadriel
Frodo is a bitch and a homosexual
Gandalf says he will arrive at the fifth hour on the morning of the fifth day
The name of the Orc leader is Gothmog
Sarumon is stabbed byWormtongue
Eowyn falls in love with Faramir at the house of healing
Dec 9 2011 9:52AM
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TOAST.
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Should have phrased that better. Who does the moth represent?
Dec 9 2011 9:57AM
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Bateman
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who are you? High expectations asian dad?
Dec 9 2011 10:06AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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how long did it take (in days) for the hobbits to get from the shire to mordor
Dec 9 2011 10:09AM
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Mr.Turtle
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yes.
is Legolas a badass?
Dec 9 2011 10:13AM
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TOAST.
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Yes, yes he is.
Dec 9 2011 10:18AM
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TOAST.
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http://www.sporcle.com/games/TelecasterPlayer/lotr_characters
Dec 9 2011 10:43AM
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northeast
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were their names Jill and Palmela Handerson?
Dec 9 2011 10:43AM
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ALaw
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Is Tom Bombadil a Maiar, Valar or could he possibly be Illuvatar?
Dec 9 2011 11:07AM
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ALaw
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Manwe
Dec 9 2011 11:10AM
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FerrisBueller
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left no doubt references to boromir being left handed
Dec 9 2011 11:12AM
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TOAST.
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nope
Dec 9 2011 12:02PM
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yuck
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mouth of sauron, even i know that lol

the deleted scene from return of the king is hilarious

when he smiles i always lol


Dec 9 2011 12:08PM
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RubberSoul
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im glad you made this thread. why doesnt gandalf take the ring to mordor? i recently saw the trilogy for the first time. it was tits
Dec 9 2011 12:41PM
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