Replying to ANY QUESTION ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS

inspiiiiired by flying~squirrels thread

i know everything worth knowing about fucking lord of the rings. i have all the collectables, books, everything!! extended versions and all.

i wear the one ring on a chain everyday

i feel like showing off so ask me any question about lotr and ill do my best to answer it
ill be honest and i wont lok shit up.

random fact:  'the lord of the rings' wasthe first thing i learned to type on a keyboard with my eyes closed

go


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