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Advice for talking to korean chick

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ECB
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tomorrow im gonna talk to a korean chick

give me advice
Dec 9 2011 1:21AM
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84891jnf92048
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Step 1. Don't
Dec 9 2011 1:21AM
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ECB
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your argument is invalid, i love asians.

Dec 9 2011 1:22AM
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ECB
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that will get her in bed?
Dec 9 2011 1:22AM
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skier_boy26
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have all kinds of shit dangling off of your cell phone, and wear an overly tight leather jacket. That'll set the tone well.

Otherwise don't.
Dec 9 2011 1:23AM
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ECB
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should i ask her out to coffee?
Dec 9 2011 1:25AM
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84891jnf92048
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Step 2. Ask her about communism.
Step 3. Ask her about Kim Jong Il
Step 4. Don't
Dec 9 2011 1:25AM
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Wompuscat
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Well first off i suggest buying RosettaStone.
Dec 9 2011 1:26AM
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Milksteak
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LOL
Dec 9 2011 1:26AM
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E__
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Is this that same 15 year old chick you were asking if it was right or wrong to hook up with?
Dec 9 2011 1:26AM
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ECB
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shes from south
Dec 9 2011 1:26AM
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erikK
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tell her she's your cousin
Dec 9 2011 1:27AM
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skier_boy26
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ask her out to fish cake and bubble tea. Korean bitches love that shit.
Dec 9 2011 1:27AM
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ECB
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similar, but this girl graduated high school in 2005
Dec 9 2011 1:27AM
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84891jnf92048
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exactly.
Dec 9 2011 1:28AM
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TheStamos
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learn cantonese and hide your dog.
Dec 9 2011 1:55AM
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Jib-Ninja
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If conversation fails, just bring up how much you love Hello Kitty.

Also tell her that you too hate Godzilla, he destorys cities!

Dec 9 2011 2:02AM
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artfullydodged
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All I can tell you is my Korean friend (who is pretty wealthy) says in Korea, its an insult to pay someone with coins. I'm not sure if he says this because he is korean, or because he's rich, it probably be both. ARGHH.

Basically just avoid coins all together, or don't.
Dec 9 2011 2:02AM
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B-runge
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thats a fucking joke what do they do with coins then?
Dec 9 2011 2:25AM
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Jane6
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why would he even pay her in the first pla....... oh.
Dec 9 2011 2:30AM
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artfullydodged
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See this is what confused me. I never got an explanation out of him either.
Dec 9 2011 2:34AM
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yuck
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its a delicate art

-go up to her, close your eyes (clench them), smile, place your palms together, fingers pointing up, in front of your chest
-bow, still smiling, eyes still close
-bust out a mad double peace sign (eyes still closed) and yell the following as fast as you can
"GWAaAAaaAH-SOKA-YAMATAKI-LUNG-PHAOHAONAO"
-hold pose for 3 seconds (its helps to rock your hip out hard to one side and pucker your lips and scrunch your nose. also, tilt your neck to the opposite side you are poking the hip out to)
- open your eyes.

what you will then witness is the look in an asian girls eyes as she falls deeply in love with you

buy that bitch some saki or some shit, get her drunk, she'll suck your d and love you long time.


you're welcome.
Dec 9 2011 2:48AM
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Kapital
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Im all fucking for this. Pictures will be needed how ever to make a full informed decision of how to best approach this situation.
Dec 9 2011 2:49AM
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Bateman
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no matter how much i hate your icon, you truly tend to make me laugh.
Dec 9 2011 9:00AM
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why
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I'm going to try to actually help you here. A good thing to do would be to learn something in Korean, something romantic. Chicks love it when take the time to learn something about them. 안녕하세요 means hello.
Dec 9 2011 9:03AM
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Bateman
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who are you and what have you done to Wyatt!?
Dec 9 2011 9:05AM
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why
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I've got a soft spot for romantics XD
Dec 9 2011 9:10AM
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derbski
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What time of day is this talking scheduled for?
Dec 9 2011 9:14AM
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Bateman
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bwahaha, spot on
Dec 9 2011 9:21AM
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malonius_funk
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talk about math or fashion. anything else will get you nowhere.
Dec 9 2011 9:28AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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longshot but, speak korean?
Dec 9 2011 9:28AM
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WestWoods
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Impress her, make her laugh. Asians love American culture, be super american, take her to get some fried cat and noodles haha and then take her to bed and re introduce her to Godzilla!
Dec 9 2011 9:30AM
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mad.twatter
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My asian gf goes nuckin' futz over bubble tea. See if they havea Tea
garden in your area. Not sure if it's regional but it's good shit.
Dec 9 2011 9:42AM
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ECB
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I'll try speaking Korean, i looked up hello.
Also, there is happening around 1 oclock pm today
Dec 9 2011 9:53AM
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Jane6
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well?
Dec 12 2011 1:56PM
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ECB
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I just got unbanned


Crazy story, she has a boyfriend who I did a project with last year and have his phone number but he's trying to hook me up with all the other Koreans (they all hang out together and shit together and shit) So, yea they don't know english but I got a new one I'm sorta having an oral fixation about
Dec 12 2011 2:00PM
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ECB
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I just got unbanned


Crazy story, she has a boyfriend who I did a project with last year and have his phone number but he's trying to hook me up with all the other Koreans (they all hang out together and shit together and shit) So, yea they don't know english but I got a new one I'm sorta having an oral fixation about
Dec 12 2011 2:02PM
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maximiliaan
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they shit together?
Dec 12 2011 2:03PM
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*monsterskier*
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we don't really go for coffee.


we do love our frozen yogurt and bubble tea
Dec 12 2011 2:05PM
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ECB
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So you're saying you want to go for frozen yogurt with me?
Dec 12 2011 2:20PM
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TheClap.
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yes, yes she is
Dec 12 2011 2:22PM
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ECB
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A nice 9 hour drive, there better be more than froyo
Dec 12 2011 2:23PM
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Casual.
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Make a peace sign when you see her and her pants will literally fall off.
Dec 12 2011 2:34PM
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ECB
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That is true, I looked at her facespace pictures, and every picture she is giving a peace sign haha
Dec 12 2011 2:35PM
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-ROY-
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pics needed dood
Dec 12 2011 2:38PM
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*monsterskier*
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looks like you got a good ol' fob


goooood luck with that.

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seriously. you'll need it
Dec 12 2011 2:38PM
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ECB
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Psalm 55:23 But you, O God, will bring down the wicked into the pit of corruption; bloodthirsty and deceitful men will not live out half their days. But as for me, I trust in you.
Dec 12 2011 2:41PM
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Balto
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inb4 she doesn't shave
Dec 12 2011 2:46PM
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blackmamba.
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i lost.
Dec 12 2011 2:49PM
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derbski
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But I thought you liked dudes
Dec 12 2011 3:01PM
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Bateman
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thats hilarious. two days ago when the lifts shut down for the night as i was packing my skis together this asian group of tourists asked me if i could take a picture.


There were currently more peace signs present than a hippie festival.
Dec 12 2011 5:51PM
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