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ANY QUESTION ABOUT STAR WARS

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Flying~Squirrel
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i know everything worth knowing about fucking star wars. i have all the lightsaber toys, the legos, even my dog is named chewbacca. i feel like showing off so ask me any question about star wars and ill do my best to answer it in my druken stupor. ill be honest and i wont lok shit up.

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Dec 8 2011 11:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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yeah i know, good thing they didnt bone down. what was the question?
Dec 9 2011 12:05AM
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why
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once you are somewhat sober just look at my post, but for now DRINK ON! FUCK YEAH!
Dec 9 2011 12:07AM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah
Dec 9 2011 12:52AM
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Leeyum
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why does Count Doku's light saber look like a banana dick?
Dec 9 2011 1:04AM
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84891jnf92048
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how big, in square feet, is the millenium falcon?
Dec 9 2011 1:08AM
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bitchtitsbob
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What species is Darth maul?
Dec 9 2011 1:10AM
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84891jnf92048
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and whatever the name of that monster one is.
Dec 9 2011 1:11AM
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Milksteak
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THE RANCOORR!!!!!!
Dec 9 2011 1:12AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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its an old fashion style that allows for more finesse
Dec 9 2011 1:13AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Dathomirian Zabrak
Dec 9 2011 1:14AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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big enough to fit has solo and all his ego
Dec 9 2011 1:15AM
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bitchtitsbob
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Define the Sith Rule of Two, and it's creator.
Dec 9 2011 1:15AM
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84891jnf92048
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Dec 9 2011 1:16AM
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charmander
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there can only ever be 2 sith, a master and an apprentice

fuck yeah
Dec 9 2011 1:17AM
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bitchtitsbob
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Close enough?

There can only be two. One master, and one apprentice. One to hold the power, and the other to crave it.

Created by Darth Bane.
Dec 9 2011 1:19AM
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ryano
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wrong. he fights his way out. its in the comics..
Dec 9 2011 1:22AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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1 sith has the power, the other, his apprentice, wants the power
Dec 9 2011 1:22AM
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ryano
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wrong. he fights his way out. its in the comics..
Dec 9 2011 1:24AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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fuck you comics are for little kids
Dec 9 2011 1:25AM
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ryano
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you claimed everything about star wars.. and comics tell far more of the story and history and future of star wars than the movies ever get to.
Dec 9 2011 1:27AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What did it do the Kessel run in, proper units please.
Dec 9 2011 1:31AM
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Milksteak
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fuckfuckfuck I know this. Twelve Parasecs?
Dec 9 2011 1:32AM
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Milksteak
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Now I think that's wrong....Oops embarrassing myself.
Dec 9 2011 1:33AM
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Ryanvdonk
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iridonian...

what ancient race created boba fett's (and jango's) armor? not giving a hint, only noobs and trekkies need hints.
Dec 9 2011 1:36AM
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skier_boy26
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What code did the rebel alliance provide from their T-4a shuttle when trying to land on Endor?
Dec 9 2011 1:36AM
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Ryanvdonk
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bonus question!!!!!!

why was Kessel such a important planet for smugglers?
Dec 9 2011 1:38AM
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Pool.
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mandalorian (spelling?)
Dec 9 2011 1:44AM
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FerrisBueller
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because it was out of reach of the galactic empire and therefore was out of the rule of law?
Dec 9 2011 1:45AM
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vailsux.com
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Can Jedi fly?
Dec 9 2011 1:47AM
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skier_boy26
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spice mines yo. spice mines. Shit was money.
Dec 9 2011 1:47AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Spice.
Dec 9 2011 1:48AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What company manufactures TIE Fighters?
Dec 9 2011 1:49AM
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r0dubs
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FALSE
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN
READ THE ESTABLISHED TIMELINE BOOKS



THEY WILL NEVER KILL HIM
Dec 9 2011 1:52AM
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Ryanvdonk
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sinear, and TIE stands for twin ion engine.
Dec 9 2011 1:54AM
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Ryanvdonk
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which rebel leader was the key influence in the design of the B-Wing starfighter?
Dec 9 2011 1:59AM
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vailsux.com
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I'm assuming admiral ackbar, because the B-wing is goofy as shit.
Dec 9 2011 2:02AM
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Ryanvdonk
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Who does Darth Vadar force choke when he says "I find your lack of faith disturbing?"
Dec 9 2011 2:03AM
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skier_boy26
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Conan Motti, that prick.
Dec 9 2011 2:04AM
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Ryanvdonk
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what is the probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field?
Dec 9 2011 2:08AM
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chicken
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3720 to one. (easy to remember as a skier)

holy shit what an epic thread.
Dec 9 2011 2:09AM
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Anathema
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when chewbacca takes a shit, how many wipes does it take to clean off all the hairs on his ass?
Dec 9 2011 2:19AM
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Dntel.
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what hand did luke get cut off?

best thread ever.
Dec 9 2011 2:22AM
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chicken
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his lightsaber hand (right).

the y-wing one stumps me though.
Dec 9 2011 2:24AM
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Ryanvdonk
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correct answer was never tell me the odds...muahahahahaha. jk, you got it right

how did han get the falcon? (give me more than just "he won it from lando")

what species is/was general grievous? (nerd points if you know his real name without wookiepedia)
Dec 9 2011 2:25AM
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FerrisBueller
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grievous was kaleesh
Dec 9 2011 2:33AM
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Ryanvdonk
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are you talking about a wishbone? or that they were used as heavy assault ships to attack star destroyers and other capital ships with proton torpedos and ion cannons?
Dec 9 2011 2:34AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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id say i did pretty well considering the circumstances. i also played a game last night in which everybody was asking me star wars questions and every time i got an answer wrong i would take a drink. i didnt drink very much during that game.
Dec 9 2011 9:40AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Han got the Falcon in a game of Sabacc, a card game.

Whats the name of the Rebel blockade runner that appears in the first scene of A New Hope? What model of ship is it? What character, first appearing in A New Hope, hails from the system where it was built?
Dec 9 2011 12:35PM
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1337
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10/10, A+, Winning

All things this post contains
Dec 9 2011 12:43PM
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why
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Who trained Darth Sidious
Dec 9 2011 1:26PM
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