Replying to I remember my first beer

So after a sweet day at pc yesterday... my brother, roommates and I make some drinks.. started with some eggnog mixed with soco, a few martinis, some seagram 7, and countless pbrs. Anyways I passed out around 10 and wake up around 1am to get some water.  Me and my brother share a master bedroom so our rent is cheaper, but we have our own bed and stuff like that.  Anyways.. I get out of bed and walk to the door and trip over my bro who passed out in the middle of the floor.  Whatever.. I go get something to drink come back inside..turn on the light, and see my brother passed out on the floor..dick in hand.. and piss everywhere. Ran upstairs and got all the roommates and just lol'd at his drunk ass. I've So much pee.. everywhere.. sheets, floor, pillow.. he just rolled outta his bed and went. He woke up and crawled into bed and we tried to take the piss sheets but he got all mad and wrapped himself in the pee sheets and pillow. Apparently the pee trail made it to his ski gear so now hes gotta mop the floor and wash his clothes. Definately a good 20oz+ of pee.  Smelled like funky chili powder.  We all had a pretty good laugh for about 2 hours, posted a pic of him on reddit.  The funny thing to this moment he still hasnt woke up and will not remember a thing.  Never laughed so hard.