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I remember my first beer

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SterlingArcher
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So after a sweet day at pc yesterday... my brother, roommates and I make some drinks.. started with some eggnog mixed with soco, a few martinis, some seagram 7, and countless pbrs. Anyways I passed out around 10 and wake up around 1am to get some water.  Me and my brother share a master bedroom so our rent is cheaper, but we have our own bed and stuff like that.  Anyways.. I get out of bed and walk to the door and trip over my bro who passed out in the middle of the floor.  Whatever.. I go get something to drink come back inside..turn on the light, and see my brother passed out on the floor..dick in hand.. and piss everywhere. Ran upstairs and got all the roommates and just lol'd at his drunk ass. I've So much pee.. everywhere.. sheets, floor, pillow.. he just rolled outta his bed and went. He woke up and crawled into bed and we tried to take the piss sheets but he got all mad and wrapped himself in the pee sheets and pillow. Apparently the pee trail made it to his ski gear so now hes gotta mop the floor and wash his clothes. Definately a good 20oz+ of pee.  Smelled like funky chili powder.  We all had a pretty good laugh for about 2 hours, posted a pic of him on reddit.  The funny thing to this moment he still hasnt woke up and will not remember a thing.  Never laughed so hard.
Dec 8 2011 9:51AM
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SterlingArcher
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forgot.. heres the pic

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Dec 8 2011 9:59AM
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5oup5teeze
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hahahahahaha!
Dec 8 2011 10:00AM
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steezee_eee
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Haha total idiot.

Dec 8 2011 10:05AM
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CluckaChuck
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Legendary, man pisses like a lion.
Dec 8 2011 10:08AM
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pennstater
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awsome thread! lol
Dec 8 2011 10:09AM
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.Hugo.
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All I can say is wow.

But I have seen worse pissing of oneself.
Dec 8 2011 10:09AM
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.RYAN66
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Greatness!!!!
Dec 8 2011 10:43AM
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Milksteak
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Solid night in with the boys!
Dec 8 2011 10:51AM
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malonius_funk
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HAWT.
Dec 8 2011 10:53AM
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TPalms
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Epic!
Dec 8 2011 10:53AM
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dompuch
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Lolz!
Dec 8 2011 10:59AM
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yuck
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you crazy party animal, you.

but seriously that picture is hilarious and you handled the situation as any good brother would. try to help, give up, post pictures online. +k
Dec 8 2011 11:25AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Wow
Dec 8 2011 11:31AM
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1337
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hahahahhahahahaa
Dec 8 2011 11:32AM
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daskis
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Hahahahahahaaaa
Dec 8 2011 11:33AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i've had this happen to me as well...

luckiliy my pee didn't smell so bad....

probably one of the lowest points of my life so far...
:/
Dec 8 2011 11:36AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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lawls
Dec 8 2011 11:38AM
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bangarangmules
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Jeez that's a lot of urine.
Dec 8 2011 11:40AM
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TijmenDal
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Good thread.
Dec 8 2011 11:49AM
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katie.
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WHAT A THREAD. haha mad +k, your poor bro
Dec 8 2011 11:52AM
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Janky
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thats alot of piss
Dec 8 2011 12:25PM
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timmi
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I once laid in bed, and i suddenly realized that I had been puking for about 15 seconds. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I just laid there until I was finished, then walked into the spare bedroom.
Dec 8 2011 12:35PM
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Jew-Jitsu
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I don't
Dec 8 2011 12:36PM
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howlongcanausern
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props to OP for pic
Dec 8 2011 12:44PM
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SterlingArcher
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my other roommate took these of him after he woke back and wrapped himself in the pee sheets... and spooning our dog.. lol 

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Dec 8 2011 5:51PM
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TheClap.
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damnnn PRO status
Dec 8 2011 5:54PM
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-ROY-
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Same thing but i was pissin
Dec 8 2011 5:55PM
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hot.pocket
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The other weekend my roommate "woke up" from being blacked out...

Fully dressed...

In the shower (water running)...

Mid puke.

Epic Night.
Dec 8 2011 6:00PM
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TheClap.
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ive been on that level
minus the puke
I never puke
Dec 8 2011 6:01PM
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skiRay
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hahaha lolz great story
Dec 8 2011 6:02PM
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