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The funny things you've learned in class thread

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ThaLorax
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On Monday my professor told us that there's a threat of invasive pythons invading Washington DC because of glow ball warming. Watch out DC! You might see some urban pythons soon if you approve the tar-sand pits!



Now you share your personal experiences with funny learnts in klass.
Dec 7 2011 11:37PM
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ImNotARacist
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I learned that a c47 is just a clothes pin.
Dec 7 2011 11:41PM
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Piste.Off
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watched a study in class where doctors hooked up blood flow monitors to dude's junk and women's hoohas and then showed them images and videos, some sexual and some not. men were only turned on by pictures and videos of straight and lesbian sex. women were turned on by everything. straight, gay, and lesbian sex, animal sex, nature shit, pictures of houses, like literally everything.
Dec 7 2011 11:42PM
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ImNotARacist
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no fucking way!!! Ugly bitch Big Dog myth, BUSTED.
Dec 7 2011 11:44PM
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PJS.
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hahahahahaha where is this field of research, i want to join
Dec 7 2011 11:45PM
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Yinzer
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Friend is having the last 3 classes of nutrition on breast feeding
Dec 7 2011 11:45PM
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Flacko
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well i guess this could work
my global studies teacher thinks that the occupy protesters have a point and she compare the Israel/Palestine conflict with people sitting in others spots. its the most worthless class ive turned in half my assignments at the end of the quarter (23) and got a 96% there all super easy news article analyses papers, we don't do shit in class except talk, play temple run, or occasionally we will watch a movie. so tight!
Dec 7 2011 11:46PM
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Dhane
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back in high school. he completely believes this, if anyone has any further questions, i would be more than happy to answer them.



Dec 7 2011 11:50PM
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Stose
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today in spanish i learned that "we shouldn't eat pigs because they live in mud puddles"
Dec 7 2011 11:51PM
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ImNotARacist
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No possible way that he is serious. You lose.
Dec 7 2011 11:58PM
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bangarangmules
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The only logical explanation. There is absolutely no way that guy has a phd or got hired at a school if he believes this. And if he did, well then that gives me hope for getting hired next year.
Dec 7 2011 11:58PM
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.Duncan.
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my spanish teacher says that the most most attractive thing in the world is asian calf(sp?) muscles.
Dec 8 2011 12:00AM
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skijunkiedtm
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My 7th grade English teacher introduced me to the word "cunt" guess it was in a play we were reading.
Dec 8 2011 12:03AM
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KBake
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that cum taste like salty pancake batter
Dec 8 2011 12:03AM
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TheClap.
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do shrooms to get creative
Dec 8 2011 12:08AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Some compound we were using as a catalyst to do a reaction with apparently easily sublimates and as a gas, goes through your eyeballs and reforms as a metal layer on your retinas and makes you blind.

it's really easy to make explosions

barfing is a quick way to decreasing the bodies total acid load. seems obvious, never thought of it
Dec 8 2011 12:15AM
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Pool.
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that watson and crick were on lsd when they came up with the idea of the double helix
Dec 8 2011 12:46AM
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Kapital
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Biology 30 ftw! My thoughts exactly
Dec 8 2011 12:52AM
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theWIZARD
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No way! How would did he even get a teaching job?
Dec 8 2011 2:49AM
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bibs_skibum
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When you pump a cadaver with embalming fluid, they get a half- chub. Not a full on dead guy boner, but the flag is definitely at half mast
Dec 8 2011 10:04AM
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Dhane
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haha, i knew you guys wouldnt believe it. i personally know this guy, had him for 2 whole years, and he believes this. you dont have to believe me, but i know that he thinks this is what actually happened to dinorsaurs
Dec 8 2011 10:40AM
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CashmereCat
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My welding teacher said that all black males are in jail...
Dec 8 2011 10:56AM
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TijmenDal
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1+1 = 2

And you always use an infinitive after "didn't".

Except for that I learned pretty much nothing in school.
Dec 8 2011 11:48AM
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ThaLorax
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tis a joke homeslice
Dec 8 2011 1:58PM
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yuck
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hahahaa i lol'd


and Dhane's video; its hilarious to see the interviewer trying not to laugh at the beginning.

that theory is ridiculous though, if dinosaurs were smart enough to go into outer space and mutate into birds, why are birds not smarter than us?
Dec 8 2011 2:14PM
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SKETCHY_D
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my african american studies professor decided to tell us that supposedly horses are the best at sex... we were talking about MLK at the time
Dec 8 2011 2:37PM
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GypsySkis
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my friends biology teacher told them that if you eat a lot of cheese it lines your stomach with a layer of mucus and you dont get as drunk
Dec 8 2011 2:51PM
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J.DUKE
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My professor learned what cockblocking was this week
Dec 8 2011 4:56PM
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Skavengers303
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not quite true, but the statistic off the top of my head is something like 85% of black men between 16 and 25 are in jail or something like that. probably not exactly those numbers but its still a scary high number
Dec 8 2011 6:28PM
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