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yuck
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Please read the entire OP. I hope NSG is mature enough for this but I'm not really counting on it. Anyhow..

Alright so we all know about those wacked out baptist church forums. I stumbledupon this thread. I call myself a christian, and i believe I am one. And yes, I smoke weed, and no, I do not believe it to be a "sin" for multiple reasons. The people on this site think differently, however.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18332&page=7

even their forum titles (notice the guy who got banned, what his title and icon are now) are incredibly twisted IMO

for people who see themselves as such pure christians who are this close to god, it amazes me that they can say things like that and not believe THAT to be a "sin".

I know pretty much everyone on here is an atheist or has no religious orientation, so bear with me here. And pleeeeeeeeease do not turn this into a religious shitstorm, thats not the point of this thread. I just thought you all might like to see how some people view marijuana.

hopefully this thread doesnt go to shit. and please dont post those "a shitstorms a'brewin" pictures or the gandalf one, even though someone surely will to try to piss me off or something. OK GO!
Dec 7 2011 7:58PM
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yuck
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notable quote

"This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not a place for dope dealers to push narcotics on children. Our Godly troops are not over in Iraquistan sending towelheads to hell so that you can shoot drugs and laugh about it. You can't even speak American! Getouttahere!"

that guy is a Pastor at a church btw.
Dec 7 2011 8:04PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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those people are completely and utterly fucked in the head.
Dec 7 2011 8:09PM
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1337
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troll forum, just FYI
Dec 7 2011 8:10PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Sorry for dub post but I believe its trollin' time how do I become a part of this great community? I want to get me onna dem titles that says I'm gonna burn in hell haha. I love the one guys icon that says BANNED! and shows an angel pushing a child into an inferno.
Dec 7 2011 8:12PM
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PJS.
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grab some junior mints boys, this one will be good.
Dec 7 2011 8:12PM
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las.
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Nobar Kings post on the first page is gold.

I swear they're all trolls though, this cant be real.
Dec 7 2011 8:14PM
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las.
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I hope his avatar is actually him too. That would make this so much better.
Dec 7 2011 8:15PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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haha true that. No I'm sure its fake. Still funny though and I'm debating stealing that one guys icon
Dec 7 2011 8:17PM
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yuck
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thought about it, but the thread is 69 pages long and really old so idk if itd work too much

if we all got in there however, we could make it happen...

then again the mods on this site have banned particular people in this thread after only 2 posts supporting marijuana.

seeing this guy post kinda grinds my gears

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the irony kills me.

heres another sweet quote from the same guy i quoted before. he has 59K posts. he is quoting a member who is pro-weed and admits to smoking it

"By the way, I am having our security team pass your posts and information on to the DOF and the FBI. Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it. "

Dec 7 2011 8:17PM
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yuck
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ohmygoodness yes

he and "Pastor Ezekiel" make quality posts throughout the whole thread. Same with Talitha. three of the most twisted people on the internet IMO
Dec 7 2011 8:18PM
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ok i know im kinda post whoring this thread but i really had to post this lol

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this guy is inspiring me to make an account. i believe you can click that to make it bigger.
Dec 7 2011 8:21PM
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las.
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lol not if i steal it first!
Dec 7 2011 8:22PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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ahahahahahahahaha you bastard I love it thats far tooooo funny. well played sir, well played
Dec 7 2011 8:24PM
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yuck
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awesome lol
Dec 7 2011 8:25PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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more awesome than words can describe. Its like a very christian gandalf.
Dec 7 2011 8:31PM
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Jthoms
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Talitha
"Nobody has ever "directly" died from Guns, It's usually Bullets that kill people but they are still dangerous."
Dec 7 2011 8:32PM
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IHeartWeasels
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I want to punch so many of them in their throats...
Dec 7 2011 8:38PM
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-emile-
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he's like the eheath of that forum
59k damn
Dec 7 2011 8:39PM
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Jthoms
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WTF they ask for sources and proof then when its supplied they call it BS and deny it. This is hella entertaining
Dec 7 2011 8:41PM
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YoungJeezy
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"A TRUE Christian does not hate Bieber, but rather forgives Bieber for his sin of drawing attention away from Christ, who deserves all praise. A TRUE Christian also prays for Biebers sudden, slow and painful death from Testicular torsion because it is rare and shocking, so will show the power of God good to the world."

hahah
Dec 7 2011 8:49PM
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las.
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Just hit the jackpot:

http://www.youtube.com/user/GodlyBillyBobJenkins?feature=watch

Some of the names of his videos are outrageous.

Original thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68806

Dec 7 2011 9:04PM
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-emile-
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looks like they deleted it
Dec 7 2011 9:08PM
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yuck
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awesome find. this thread is full of comedy gold.

and that video left me speechless. if he truly believes that stuff, i almost feel sorry for his ass
Dec 7 2011 9:28PM
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chicken
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This is a fake website. These people are not serious.
Dec 7 2011 9:30PM
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yuck
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you sure? seems like a waste of time to build up 60K posts on a fake website. unless they just altered it to make it look like he posted that much.

where did you see it was fake though? just wondering. i hope youre right lol
Dec 7 2011 9:34PM
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chicken
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It's been around for years. The goal is to make people dislike christians, or at least make people think christians are stupid.

I'm not sure if people have 60,000 posts, but it just goes to show how pathetic people can be.
Dec 7 2011 9:37PM
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yuck
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thats pretty pathetic. seems like that sort of site would only attract christians though, non-christians probably wouldnt be too interested in a church forum, right?

regardless, i just found another golden post from the Pastor Ezekiel!

he is quoting someone who just said he was from Egypt.

"I have news for you pal; Right after Sarah Palin is sworn in as president in 2012, we're going to not only set foot in your stinking cesspool of a "country," we're going to turn it and all the rest of your camel-loving neighbors into a sheet of glass, confiscate your oil reserves, and destroy every copy of that demonic kooran on earth."
Dec 7 2011 9:39PM
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chicken
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"The site was created by Chris Harper, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[2] Harper frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith". The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd."
Dec 7 2011 9:39PM
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chicken
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actually it is mostly non-christians with nothing better to do. I can't say there are no members who do not realize it is a satirical website, but you would have to be pretty stupid to not realize it.
Dec 7 2011 9:41PM
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yuck
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yeah. and that other quote you posted is from wikipedia, i saw it too lol. im not saying just cuz its from wikipedia that it's not true, but the sources they cited upon saying it was fake was a terms of service page connected to landoverbaptist.org, not landoverbaptist.net

so despite wikipedia saying that landover admits to be fake, the page admitting it is a hoax is not affiliated with the real website.

quote from wiki

"The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa."

citation [1]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

.org, not .net

so its not really the same site. however, i still find it hard to believe these people are serious
Dec 7 2011 9:45PM
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chicken
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Alright, I just quickly copied and pasted that from wikipedia. If I didn't have a calculus mid term tomorrow I could find conclusive evidence that the website is fake. I know this because I already have done it when my old roommate and I got into an argument about it. I'm sure you can find it for yourself though, it's not exactly a secret.

Although if you get a laugh out of this kind of stuff, there are unfortunately many real places with similar stupidity/ignorance.

For example

http://creationmuseum.org/

or

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Dec 7 2011 10:06PM
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Jthoms
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haha. There's a thread in which they all talk about how much they enjoy "retard fights".
Dec 7 2011 10:55PM
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yuck
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yeah i definitely agree with you after what i just found.

it's still odd to me that people who want to portray christians would be able to quote the bible so much though.

but here's my evidence. there is NO WAY that this can be serious

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71640

that thread is about how the muppets are evil and lead to your children getting raped. it's ridiculous.
Dec 8 2011 11:36AM
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Bateman
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Name:SedateYourHate [IMG]landoverbaptist.net/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif[/IMG]
Status:Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

This is gold Hahahah! His icon or profile picture:
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Epicness is epic.
Dec 8 2011 11:46AM
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DrZoidberg
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Read this thread, it's called "is satan gay?"
Dec 8 2011 11:53AM
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TijmenDal
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It's fake? Damnit. I always thought it was real, too bad. Either way it's fucked up shit.
Dec 8 2011 12:00PM
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Jew-Jitsu
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lololol
Dec 8 2011 12:04PM
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