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How do i make money at a boarding school?

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EC-Skier
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Ok, so i go to a boarding school. I can not have a job where i have to be somewhere in order to work, but i need money for camera gear. So NS, how can i make money?

real ideas please, ive already gotten
"sell drugs"
and "sell your body"
Dec 7 2011 6:34PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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sell your body as drugs
Dec 7 2011 6:36PM
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EC-Skier
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GOD DAMNIT!!
Dec 7 2011 6:36PM
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Nufity
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sell drugs off of your body?
Dec 7 2011 6:37PM
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JStrathern
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sell your while while on drugs?
Dec 7 2011 6:38PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Sell drugs.

Or try to get a job blogging or something that you can do online.

Or sell drugs.
Dec 7 2011 6:39PM
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EC-Skier
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but you see, i have heard "sell drugs" so there for i have heard the majority of this post, making it useless
Dec 7 2011 6:39PM
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Phil-X-
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Drugs bodies your sell
Dec 7 2011 6:39PM
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StreetsOfRage
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ok this is kinda weird but order girls high priced jeans from a supplier who sells them for less than the stores and buy in BULK and sell them on ebay/ craigslist. parents are ALWAYS trying to kind a good deal for presents for there kids. you can also sell other things. but try to find stuff that is in high demand for that season.
Dec 7 2011 6:39PM
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EC-Skier
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sell drugs?
how the fuck did you think of this?
Dec 7 2011 6:40PM
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RickAstley
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Ok here is some actual advice. I go to boarding school and there are 2 guys who make an absolute mint selling candy room to room. They just go to Costco on the weekends, and buy candy and chocolate in bulk. Then they go around room to room at night and sell it for a tidy profit.
Dec 7 2011 6:41PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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and by candy he means drugs
Dec 7 2011 6:42PM
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Caspaaa
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hate to break it to you, but i've seen this thread before like 10 times, and not once has anybody come up with a serious, plausible idea that he/she has put into effect

i've even made this same thread before. in all honesty your best bet is to sell drugs

Dec 7 2011 6:42PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Well, I was in high school once too. And we didn't have jobs. So we sold weed. The trick is to just make up the name. I used to sell shwag for $20 a gram and call it "Chronmaster 5000"
Dec 7 2011 6:44PM
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ORDEAL
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Sell gum or pop or something like that. Monsters maybe. Also your body
Dec 7 2011 6:44PM
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theBearJew
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get a script for aderall and horde the fuck out of it till exams, then sell that.

Its not drugs like crack cocaine, but more functional drugs that have high demand during exams.
Dec 7 2011 6:47PM
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esotericjive
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Subtle Easy A refrence. Smooth.
Dec 7 2011 6:48PM
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Master_Debater
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Have you tried learning a skill? like crocheting and selling the hats to fellow students? or fixing xbox 360s? or tutoring?
Dec 7 2011 6:48PM
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PJS.
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sell your shit.
Dec 7 2011 6:49PM
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SnorkBoard
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and by drugs he means your body
Dec 7 2011 6:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i got really good at carving wooden bowls and pipes and sold them to kids. did pretty well since most kids cant buy from a head shop when youre still in high school
Dec 7 2011 6:50PM
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malonius_funk
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buy generic soda from food lion or some other supermarket in bulk. sell each individual can for $1. profit
Dec 7 2011 7:00PM
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TeaJay
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Sell thy kidneys
Dec 7 2011 7:03PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Uh......did you like, treat the wood at all? Because if not those kids were smoking wood fumes and you probably knocked a few years off their lives.
Dec 7 2011 7:04PM
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Phil-X-
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OK OK OK FOR SERIOUS NOW-

1- Go online and buy a cheap scalpel, some stitching equipment.

2- Fill bathtub with ice and lay on the ice

3- Using a mirror so you can see your torso underside

4- Using scalpel, cut through your abdomen pouch

5- See all those crazy looking things in there? you can sell each one of those guys for $10,000-$500,000 just pull all those badboys out and list them on ebay.

6- Stitch yourself up and make bank.
Dec 7 2011 7:09PM
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terrible_skier
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brb gonna go do this
Dec 7 2011 7:19PM
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nevetsw18
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and the actual smoking didn't?
Dec 7 2011 7:24PM
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asapCferg
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sell things....make things and sell things..
Dec 7 2011 7:34PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Not unless they continue smoking heavily and end up with Chronic Bronchitis or something.
Dec 7 2011 8:13PM
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J_MAC
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seriously man, sell drugs
Dec 7 2011 8:16PM
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whoa-dere
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Sell drugs sell fucks sell rugs sell hugs sell ducks sell uggs sell lugs sell mugs sell pugs
Dec 7 2011 8:19PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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1 Get a gun
2 Make sure everyone is in the same room
3 Take them hostage
4 Demand a season pass and $40,000,000 for ransom
5Profit??????





or, Do peoples home work for money.
Dec 7 2011 8:19PM
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northeast
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honestly, selling drugs is the only way to do it. cigarettes too. i used to sell packs of USA golds for fifteen dollars after buying them for about six. you can sell adderal for like 10 bucks a pill if you've got high doses of it and nobody else is selling it. it's lame, but it works and you make a lot of fucking money. just don't get caught.
Dec 7 2011 8:20PM
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derbski
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Buy cigarettes online in bulk for nearly 50 percent off

sell cigarettes individually for cheaper than a gas station, more expensive than you payed

????

profit.


Or sell drugs
Dec 7 2011 8:21PM
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whoa-dere
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/647568/ Sell buttplugs
Dec 7 2011 8:27PM
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207
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nichoras gould clearly has its disadvantages.

sell e-cigarettes to the kids at gould
Dec 7 2011 8:30PM
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aloha.
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carve dildos out of wood and sell. mega profit! 
Dec 7 2011 8:35PM
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EC-Skier
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i could sell waynflete kids some finger paints...
Dec 7 2011 8:38PM
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S.C
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splinters.
Dec 7 2011 8:43PM
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Randy_Quench
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sell grilled cheese to people, or sell bowls of cereal. kids are always hungry at night and have no food.
Dec 7 2011 8:45PM
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Nufity
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Drug your sell for body?

But seriously if your a dude great. If your a woman your rich!

Go down to the local seprm bank. Guys get payed roughly 50 to 200 dollars for a donation and can donate several times a month but get this girls who are 21-35 healthy no drugs nothing can make up to 10000 dollars! insane!

Also organ donation is viable but highly illegal but yes people can make up to 100,000 for selling their heart on the black market.

Lastly try plasma/ or blood donations. Not as much money in it but you can donate twice a week and make 20-40 dollars each time.

So yeah selling your body is bad but your body parts yeah that can get you some serious dough if you haz a working vagina.

Dec 7 2011 8:47PM
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JStrathern
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?????????????
Dec 7 2011 8:49PM
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JahJahBinks
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Sell mini bags of M & M's, or get good at gambling
Dec 7 2011 8:50PM
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Stickity
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make sweatshirts
make music, perform shows
gamble
Dec 7 2011 8:52PM
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squashmosh
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Sell Gould a method to overcome their guilt over class priveledge.

Or just take your parents money, they probably have lots.

Dec 7 2011 8:54PM
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EC-Skier
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1. how do you know i go to Gould?
2. My parents do not have a lot of money, hence why i need a job....
Dec 7 2011 9:03PM
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McFellon
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Become aquatinted with the stock market. Research current consumer trends. Invest according to these trends. Make profit from dividends. Sell stocks if you need large sums quickly.
Dec 7 2011 9:04PM
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squashmosh
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1. Because you're friend 207 just said you did further up the thread.

2. How are you going to Gould if your parents aren't stacked.

Dec 7 2011 9:06PM
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yeahno
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Let the other kids gangbang you....




owait.



Dec 7 2011 9:06PM
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EC-Skier
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its called asstons of financial aid, trust me, i aint rich
Dec 7 2011 9:10PM
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yeahno
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nick, give me 10 dollars, ill give you 5 dollars back, put those 5 dollars in the stock market, invest in gold, profit.
Dec 7 2011 9:13PM
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