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Rails with nut cup

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steezywannabeezy
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ever wear one? I've never tried, but have wished I had.
Dec 7 2011 3:04PM
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array.
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just sack up and deal with it.
Dec 7 2011 3:05PM
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LivingColour
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man fuck snowboarders they never have to deal with this shit
Dec 7 2011 3:07PM
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hot.pocket
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Oh contrare, a friend of mine (snowboarder) once went to boardslide an up rail (it had a gap onto it) and his board went under the front of the rail, going incredibly fast. He went to the lodge and just laid on the floor for the rest of the day.

And I'm pretty tall, so this almost never happens to me :)
Dec 7 2011 3:10PM
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rudager
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You don't need children anyways. Either deal with it, or learn how to fall. I feel a cup is a little too much, maybe some impact shorts can help you out??
Dec 7 2011 3:15PM
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LivingColour
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.....get a vagina? ...maybe?
Dec 7 2011 3:16PM
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Shabangarang
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a cup would do anything
Dec 7 2011 3:18PM
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hot.pocket
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would it mow my lawn?
Dec 7 2011 3:27PM
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kingskier
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ahahahahahahahaha
Dec 7 2011 3:57PM
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mehregan15
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would it make me a sandwich?
Dec 7 2011 3:57PM
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Puzzled
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Sag your pants, problem solved.
Dec 7 2011 4:06PM
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-emile-
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but then he would suck
Dec 7 2011 4:07PM
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mehregan15
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ahmet gives some solid advice around 1:50
Dec 7 2011 4:57PM
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Newschooled
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No cup needed when the crotch of your pants is at your knees.
Dec 7 2011 5:00PM
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Willard
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I need to see After Dark now
Dec 7 2011 5:39PM
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Crispy.
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Where can I find that video for later?
Dec 7 2011 6:00PM
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Cotter
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This ^

Dec 7 2011 6:11PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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i had a bad fall the other night that was rough on my groin. my thigh is bruised from my groin to my knee right now and can barley walk ha.

but no you can not wear a cup skiing. its in the rulebook
Dec 7 2011 6:15PM
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skiingblowsme
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lmfao. So ur testicles are non existent
Dec 7 2011 6:17PM
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james6345789
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make sure you angle your body mid fall so the rail hits your upper- inner thigh.
Dec 7 2011 6:18PM
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BWalmer
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I don't know what you're talking about, looks so mellow...
Dec 7 2011 6:28PM
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S.Xue
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cups are only good for taking shots like in hockey and baseball. Ive heard stories of guys wearing cups and getting hit in football, and the impact the cup took broke the guys pelvis... im pretty sure that could happen if you hit a rail too. Thats why peopl don't even wear cups in football and other contact sports
Dec 7 2011 6:44PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Yuuuuuup. Only really have to worry about up rails.
Dec 7 2011 6:57PM
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steezy.stew
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That was fucking nutz
Dec 7 2011 8:58PM
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loganimlach
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hahahahahahahahahaha i just spilled my beer im laughing so hard
Dec 7 2011 9:01PM
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cwillygood
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imagine a snowboard breaking on rail, direct shot to the gonads!
Dec 7 2011 9:03PM
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BWalmer
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some of the worst nut shots I've seen on snow were by snowboarders...think about it, when a skier nuts, generally it's less to the nut and more to the thigh/ass (except in Evan's case, haha), but when a snowboarder catches an edge boardsliding a rail they can fall directly to the frontal region of the groin...no good. So, yeah, while it's more rare to happen on a snowboard, when it DOES happen, it happens HARD.
Dec 7 2011 9:10PM
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PJS.
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NO IM GOOD, IM JUST BLEEDING OUT OF MY TAINT
Dec 7 2011 9:25PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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guess im never gona live that one down haha
Dec 7 2011 9:27PM
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BWalmer
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Nope...probably not, haha. But, I mean, Lupe's never living this one down either:

Click for larger image
Dec 7 2011 9:33PM
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cwillygood
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the emotion!
Dec 7 2011 9:43PM
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PJS.
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bahahahahaha this thread is a gold mine
Dec 7 2011 10:44PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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HAHAHAHAHA, that was fucking hardcore!
Dec 7 2011 11:02PM
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Peter.
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this is an epic photo
Dec 7 2011 11:25PM
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mehregan15
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it was on ESPN's freeski page
Dec 8 2011 5:35AM
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