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Evolution is a fairytale. This may piss you off.

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JakeAssBeatClap
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This pissed me off. I don't wanna rant but these people are fucking dumb.




AND NOTICE!!!!

when he opens the peanut butter jar saying there is no life in there. The seal has already been opened!! THEY TOOK THE NEW LIFE FORM OUT OF THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. Just kidding but this guy is a fuck head.
Dec 7 2011 2:52PM
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LivingColour
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Oh sir you must know what lies ahead
Dec 7 2011 2:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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because of the title of the video alone, i'm inclined not to listen to anything they say.
Dec 7 2011 2:54PM
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[hamnuts]
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lol

Dec 7 2011 2:56PM
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Anathema
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this guy is such a fucking idiot






it's common knowledge that peanuts are immune to evolution
Dec 7 2011 3:01PM
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theabortionator
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Obvious truth is obvious

















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Dec 7 2011 3:02PM
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Raz.
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dude, I'm christian and that ignorance pissed even ME off.
Dec 7 2011 3:08PM
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Bateman
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Whu'eva. Witch is funnier? Evolution or jesus?
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I rest my case.
Dec 7 2011 3:11PM
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Banjo
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That guys an engineer, he knows what the fuck is going on inside every jar of peanut butter ever.
Dec 7 2011 3:12PM
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ForrestW
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even though everyone will surely realize this guy is a fucking maniac, i feel the need to note that it takes time for life to form. more time than a jar of peanut butter offers. sorry to state the obvious but i couldnt leave this alone
Dec 7 2011 4:00PM
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*TURBONERD*
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brb, killing self
Dec 7 2011 4:08PM
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TheBigApple
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A fairytale that I just spend a semester going into detail about.
Dec 7 2011 4:19PM
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Wompuscat
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Well according to your name you didn't retain much of that detail.
Dec 7 2011 4:21PM
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chicken
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OH SHIT.

I've never thought of that before. I guess evolution isn't real. To think all this time humanity has spent working on a theory that can be falsified by a jar of peanut butter!
Dec 7 2011 4:22PM
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TheBigApple
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Yes guy, because we all get our microscopes out and investigate each granule of food in case there is new life on it before we eat it. This guy must be trolling, or is a complete retard, who gave him an engineering degree? What a dumbass.
Dec 7 2011 4:22PM
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Rosbif
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Wow!! That argument is so well reasoned I've abandoned all my previous views, oh, wait...

Fucking idiots.
Dec 7 2011 4:35PM
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Casual.
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this has made me question mankind. what a DUMBASS
Dec 7 2011 4:37PM
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TheBigApple
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Sorry, I should have made my alias

"Ifailedacollegecourseandcamebackanywaysandamalmostdonemydoublemajor"
Dec 7 2011 4:38PM
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yuck
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this guy has a point, you are all just too narrow-minded to accept it
Dec 7 2011 4:43PM
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Dhane
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damn. hes totally right. i just bought myself a Bible. sitting down with a nice PBJ and reading it. shits the truth!
Dec 7 2011 4:48PM
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TheBigApple
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He has no VALID point whatsoever and your an idiot if you can't see that.
Dec 7 2011 4:48PM
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apc.fr
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HIs "degree" comes from one of those "Christian Colleges" which are 1) at most 2 years and 2) not accredited in any form.
I could get one of those "degrees" with photoshop and a printer
Dec 7 2011 4:50PM
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yuck
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his point is very valid. you probably just dont understand. see I'm in engineering right now so everything he says makes perfect sense to me. try not failing college and get back to me when you aren't a dropout piece of shit. open your mind, i feel bad for you, you are so ignorant that you refuse to accept an idea just because it has religious context. thats why atheists piss me off.
Dec 7 2011 4:54PM
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Casual.
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you are so wrong im not even laughing its actually quite sad...
Dec 7 2011 4:59PM
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DarthBall
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This post literally...made my day.
Dec 7 2011 5:31PM
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Curb.
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lol they do know evolution happend over millions, even billions of years right? from the time a peanut is grown, to becoming a sandwich or something is probably around a few months including growth and processing. lololololol stupid people make me laugh.
Dec 7 2011 5:39PM
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blindside
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Dec 7 2011 5:39PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i actually watched the video now...
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Dec 7 2011 5:55PM
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ORDEAL
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Dec 7 2011 6:00PM
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jason...
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Dec 7 2011 6:11PM
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feihlination
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i now correct all my previous statements on this site.

religious people who dont believe in creationism and questioned their faith at least once are cool.

all others fuck off. please, hard and fast. its so annoying its not even funny.

i so hope that this vid is a joke but browsing through all the "1 question for atheists" vids on the related page of the video just kills me. this world is going backwards really fast intelligence-wise.
Dec 7 2011 6:21PM
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RickAstley
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that doesn't even make sense. Life came from the sea anyway not a fucking jar or peanuts
Dec 7 2011 6:22PM
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feihlination
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best quote from wiki, not surprising, but still great. this is why kids have to go to school and learn math, history, natural sciences and all that crap "that they will never need in their lifes".



Belief in creationism is inversely correlated to education; of those with postgraduate degrees, 74% accept evolution.[181][182]
Dec 7 2011 6:23PM
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feihlination
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and its a discussion in the US anyways. i have to find my temper, this is not affecting me. calm down. calm down.
Dec 7 2011 6:24PM
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TheClap.
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bhahahaha
Dec 7 2011 6:35PM
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Raz.
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you are just so... dumb.
Dec 7 2011 6:42PM
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garrett.
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I wish the internet was a difficult thing to use, that way retards couldnt figure out how to use it.
Dec 7 2011 6:49PM
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ORDEAL
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Is saying the e word a banable offense? Please be
Dec 7 2011 6:51PM
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vordulmega
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How can they dispute the evidence for evolution when there IS NONE for creationism?
Dec 7 2011 7:00PM
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yuck
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im glad someone enjoyed it :)
Dec 7 2011 7:06PM
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las.
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wat
Dec 7 2011 7:54PM
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TheBigApple
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You must have been trolling, I am a semester away from a double major in geophysics and geology, in geology we discovered proof for evolution, in geophysics we tell you dumb fuck engineers where to drill and how to have social skills.
Dec 7 2011 7:54PM
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yuck
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clearly it takes a fucking genius to get into geology or whatever youre in.

glad you managed to figure that out.
Dec 7 2011 9:50PM
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Funnel
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I laughed so fucking hard. I'm not even mad or disappointed. That's hysterical.
Dec 7 2011 9:58PM
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TheStamos
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lost it.
Dec 8 2011 12:08AM
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Bateman
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Ironic name is ironic as fuck.
Dec 8 2011 2:25AM
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mad.twatter
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fusion and synergy?
Dec 8 2011 9:52AM
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mad.twatter
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This might be my favorite thread ever.
Dec 8 2011 9:55AM
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ForeverYung
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Holy fuck this guy is such an idiot. And didn't the christain church admit that every thing does not revolve around the earth in like 1940 or something, no offense but your theory's are stupid
Dec 8 2011 4:49PM
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Juice.Doctor
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For like those of you guys that like don't believe in the holy Jesus, just watch this video. It's obvious Christians are right! It's Jesus' religion for gosh sake!!!




Dec 8 2011 5:14PM
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yuck
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youre a dumbass if you think ALL christians agree with this shit.
Dec 8 2011 5:18PM
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