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Walking on water or swiming through land?

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.SHAGGY.
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what would you choose?
Dec 7 2011 8:52AM
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CheddarJack
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Walking or running is much more efficient than swimming, so I'd go with walking on water. I can already get around on land easily enough.
Dec 7 2011 8:58AM
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Jew-Jitsu
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I prefer a little bit of both.

Dec 7 2011 8:59AM
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Poems
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Both because then you're a straight BOSS

Dec 7 2011 9:15AM
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Spinoza
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swimming through land would look fucking stupid lol.   plus it would be way slower since 1. swimming is slower and 2. youde have to take a less direct route (unless there was a hill i guess).
walking on water would be sweet though
Dec 7 2011 10:16AM
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no_steeze
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if you can walk on water can you still go swimming or is every part of your body unable to break the surface tension?

also if you can swim through land do you have to swim everywhere or can you stand on stable ground if you choose to?
Dec 7 2011 10:33AM
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TijmenDal
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Walk on water 'duh.

Moving around on land is easy: car, taxi, bus, motor, bicycle etc. Who the fuck has a boat?
Dec 7 2011 10:48AM
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lucaccount123
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Swim through land because that's what Chuck Norris would do.
Dec 7 2011 11:14AM
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theabortionator
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WUT
Dec 7 2011 11:14AM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha. this reminds me of the "if you were gay, what kind of animal would you be?" thread
Dec 7 2011 1:32PM
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Ski_Alot
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walk on water, you could drowned if you swam...
Dec 7 2011 1:42PM
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CassiusClay
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Walk on water, I'll go backpacking across an ocean. When you're tired for the day, set up camp, sleep on top of the ocean and start up walking again the next day.
Dec 7 2011 1:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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fucking water mattress EVERYWHERE
Dec 7 2011 1:49PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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fucking water mattress EVERYWHERE
Dec 7 2011 1:49PM
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