Ball Bang?

JibInMyPants · 2011-12-07 01:25:35

Does anyone else have the problem of you balls slapping when you land flat? Always seems like I land hard and my balls feel like they got punched by a midget... I have now resorted to wearing a pair of baseball sliding shorts to keep them from gettin fucked up. Just thought I would share this with all of those who get ball bang.

LivingColour

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sweet jesus

Dec 7 2011 1:27AM

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Tikayt

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ˆseriously ? I generally fall on my arm/ ribbs. My balls kinda always stay safe :p

Dec 7 2011 1:28AM

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Cufe.

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boxer briefs will solve your troubles. the comfort of boxers with the security of briefs!

in other words, everything is nicely secured though all the bumps.

also handy for climbing when you dont want you harness to put unwelcome pressure in certain "areas"

Dec 7 2011 1:29AM

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TheTristanator

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hahaah, i HATE that feeling, though i only get it if i over shoot by a lot

Dec 7 2011 1:32AM

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Pmoore

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This is happens to me when i try and stomp a slight over shoot really hard.

Dec 7 2011 1:34AM

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Jahrassicpark

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God I hate ball bang, usually when I clean up on rail and like perfect but not too often, I never really get it on jumps though

Dec 7 2011 1:48AM

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Dan.P

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ball bang sucks balls

Dec 7 2011 2:11AM

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VT_scratch

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hahaha. sometimes if I case jump really hard my nuts hurt. haven't brought other sports apparel into my skiing to try n prevent it though

Dec 7 2011 2:38AM

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Phil-X-

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Yea i had this happen to me for like 2 years until i figured out if i keep my balls inside my boxers rather then zipped outside my pants it doesnt happen anymore

Dec 7 2011 2:41AM

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AJizzle

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Only when i wear this fit

Dec 7 2011 4:52AM

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Dec 7 2011 4:53AM

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-ShredTheGnar-

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Ducktape them to your leg.

Dec 7 2011 5:45AM

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skiingblowsme

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Ridiculous

well this is new........................

Dec 7 2011 6:55AM

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JibInMyPants

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i tried a jockstrap first, but it feels SO wrong not letting the sack breath a lil bit.

Dec 7 2011 12:51PM

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Dhane

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hahaha, i had this problem for a long time. now i wear compression shorts, just keeps everything nice and snug. i dont like my junk flopping around like a flag at half mast, ya know?

Dec 7 2011 1:06PM

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Cufe.

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Insane

For your consideration.

Dec 7 2011 1:07PM

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C.Wood

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i wear compression shorts and i've never had any problems

Dec 7 2011 1:12PM

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maxwell666

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http://http://www.mypakage.com/

with patented keyhole technology, this underwear has a junk pocket, a pocket that you stuff your "package" into.

Dec 7 2011 1:15PM

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jca

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necessary evil of jumping im afraid.

Dec 7 2011 1:23PM

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griz_lee

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Ridiculous

ive always called this problem as nut bungie.

Dec 7 2011 1:31PM

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Lord.Quasimoto

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doesn't happen often but when it does, fuck.

Dec 7 2011 2:17PM

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LAME.

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This, Ball slap is just the worst.

Dec 7 2011 5:24PM

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kootenayklaus

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I do not get ball bang, due to the fact that I have one testicle. /claim.

Dec 7 2011 5:30PM

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TPalms

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:O Whaaaaa...?

I don't know if that's a claim either...

Dec 7 2011 5:33PM

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Crispy.

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Feel horrible

Dec 7 2011 6:04PM

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kootenayklaus

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Actually, it's semi relevant to this thread, I landed the wrong way on a rainbow rail, my left nut get crushed into 37824903214037812 different pieces, and it had to be removed. Now there's like this silicon squishy ball in there, it's fun as hell to play with. Chicks love it too.

Dec 7 2011 6:41PM

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Static

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is this real life?

Dec 7 2011 7:38PM

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roddy116

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ya just walk around in your shorts for awhile

Dec 7 2011 7:43PM

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Mr.Bishop

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Dude...

THIS.

You need to protect your testicles. I used to ski in boxers until I landed flat one day and it was the final straw... I guess you can stretch your vas deferens (sp?) and its really, really bad. It felt like I got kicked in the nuts and the pain lasted at full strength for 3 days.

The doctor was like "You jump in boxer shorts? What are you fucking stupid?"

Wear tight underwear at least. It will solve all your problems, and make sure you can blow high octane loads for years to come.

Dec 7 2011 7:47PM

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dirty.

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this has definitely happened to me skiing, bet even more when i use to skateboard a lot, dropping 10 stairs and shit

Dec 7 2011 7:59PM

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BROSEIDON

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lol at your username

Dec 7 2011 8:02PM

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Tinga

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my testicles are just aching thinking about this. I may start wearing compression shorts.

Dec 7 2011 8:23PM

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Stickity

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i don't get ball bang but after parkour or skiing or anything with lots of impact, once my abs start to give out it feels like all my insides are gonna fall out and my balls feel 10 times heavier

Dec 7 2011 8:44PM

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Gnarshred

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Holy shit it's the worst.

"Oh fuck! ROll Down the windows for dear life!!!!."
"yeah put it to my feet that wasn't so bad..."
*NEXT THOUGHT*
"FUCK!!!!!!!!"

Dec 7 2011 10:41PM

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JibInMyPants

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Tell that to my Testicles...

Dec 8 2011 2:00AM

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Jahrassicpark

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hahahahahhhhahhahahahha WhAt tHe FuCK? That's kinda sick !

Dec 8 2011 2:11AM

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bgrehan

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Its called getting Yo-Yo'd. And it sucks. not much you can do about unless your willing to wear constricting underwear. consider it an important tool in learning to pick your trannys.

Dec 8 2011 2:13AM

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californiagrown

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compression shorts. you wear them for all other athletic activities, why not skiing.

and if you dont wear them(or briefs) for all other athletic activities, you either havnt gone through puberty yet, or have very small testes.

Dec 8 2011 2:22AM

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I_Am_Mod

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i once got this pretty hard and my right ball got dislodged and now hangs several centimeter lower than my left one....

cool thing was that it only hurt that single moment but now i don't have problems with it .....

i'd post pics but i'd have to ban myself ....

Dec 8 2011 6:00AM

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-ShredTheGnar-

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LOL i did the same biking, clapped the cross bar with my right bollock...

though i was going to die for like an hour..

Dec 8 2011 8:08AM

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aquinn

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yo-yo'd

Dec 8 2011 8:17AM

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I've got a story about a friend, a fish, and a pair of compression shorts...

Dec 8 2011 12:59PM

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OhioDreams

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Ridiculous

I know that feeling, it's not a good one. Happens every so often when hitting the water ramps, but as posters said above throw on some compression shorts or boxer briefs and that'll help you out.

Dec 8 2011 1:03PM

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