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Funniest moment of your life???

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.SHAGGY.
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One time a girl said she didn't like newschoolers so i peed in her butt. whats your funniest moment?

Dec 6 2011 11:18AM
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Benji.
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I poured dog shit all over my girlfriend.............................................






It was the "funniest moment of my life"...............................
Dec 6 2011 11:21AM
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PopsicleStand
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this thread can still be salvaged...

I laughed until I cried when I heard my little sister was asked what her favorite song was in kindergarten, and she answered "driving that train high on cocaine" - she had been listening to casey jones a little too much in big brother Adam's room...
Dec 6 2011 11:24AM
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GBS
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Hahahha good one ^

Idk what my funniest moments have been, alot of them though...
Dec 6 2011 11:29AM
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Blurst
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When I was really young my dad told me that his friend was bald because a helicopter landed on his head and his hair caught on fire. That was funny.
Dec 6 2011 11:32AM
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Petersaurusrex
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Wasn't funny time at the time but in the 2nd grade I got my head stuck in one of those wooden jungle gym bridges... Lookin back it's pretty funny
Dec 6 2011 11:54AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Sitting in a friends basement trying to overdose on weed
Dec 6 2011 12:10PM
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SKETCHY_D
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well i work at best buy mobile and yesterday i sawpictures of some 55 year old womens tits on her phone, more disturbing then funny
Dec 6 2011 1:26PM
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Wall_Nut
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Me and my friends were in middle school, and being the prepubescent rabblerousers we were, we decided to light a rubber ducky on fire. As the unfortunate mallard smoldered in defeat, he let out a dying "Squeeee"

I decided he hadn't had enough, and proceeded to stomp on him. Still on fire, the bastard stuck to my foot, and I proceeded to flail my legs in the air while screaming like a little girl. I finally kicked him free, and then put my foot down - directly onto the still flaming duck. Repeat.

My friends didn't let that go for a LONG time, but in retrospect, it was pretty hilarious
Dec 6 2011 1:43PM
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2_fadez
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when i was 6, I tried to make an explosion with my best friend. we got a bunch of electronics and starting dumping them into a buckett of water, while turning them on and off. looking back on it, i am impressed in my inteligence of what not to do
Dec 6 2011 2:36PM
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