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Tailpresses and hanplants are not.....

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pikupfulofsnow
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presses when your bindings are over the object
handplants when you use two hands, if it was then why wouldn't it be called handSplant?
Dec 6 2011 12:22AM
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Yinzer
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the reason its so hard for skiers to true press is we are only attached to each ski once. there is no leverage besides use just leaning. think about flexing your ski against the ground with one hand, its almost impossible. but try with two... very easy.
Dec 7 2011 2:32PM
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JahJahBinks
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Look at the very end, banger.
Dec 7 2011 4:56PM
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Willard
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dammnn that was so sick...and it was on a single round bar..that kid should come to our mountain our rails are literally 6 inches wide its stupid
Dec 7 2011 5:32PM
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reBlocke
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The name you give a trick has nothing to do with whether its cool or not. Whether we call the front page picture a tail press or a sit-grinder or a flamingo cabbage, it's still the exact same trick. So, I really don't see the point of stressing over whether or not it meets some arbitrary criteria.
Dec 7 2011 6:21PM
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LeoSpaceman
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well for one, it just looks stupid


i get where you're coming from though...i've recently started calling my hamburgers steaks, it makes my dinners seem way better then they actually are.
Dec 7 2011 6:34PM
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JahJahBinks
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I thought you were nolan willard for a second...I was like wait.....
Dec 7 2011 9:10PM
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LittleFoot
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I'll do my tailpresses how ever the fuck i want to and my handsplants with one hand
Dec 7 2011 9:25PM
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Good_Deed
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have u ever taken a dump in the woods? if so use that stance and u will rock tail presses every time, trust me i have been doing them since 02 and they look boss. Bam!
Dec 7 2011 9:32PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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with the attitude I can hear in your voice you sound like one of those little bitches that doesnt actually tail press so you should reprashe this and say I'll do my poop squats how ever the fuck i want to and my handsplants with one hand
Dec 7 2011 10:43PM
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CatDaddy
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So much anger
Dec 7 2011 10:45PM
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pDails
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win.
Dec 8 2011 12:36AM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
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now in orage??
sorry for my bad english

eheath you did it buddy, congrats!!


Dec 8 2011 12:47AM
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Milksteak
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Cheeaaa Keiran definitely knows how to press. So banger.
Dec 8 2011 12:58AM
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jason...
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more people need to read and embrace this post. on point
Dec 8 2011 1:11AM
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kungfusteeze
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Shiiiiit, my quote didn't work... Fail post is fail...
Dec 8 2011 1:16AM
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triebby
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YES! Good find. This picture was my first thought after reading the OP. EP on that proper press game.
Dec 8 2011 1:57AM
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japanada
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Ill tailpress your box if you lip slide my rail
Dec 8 2011 2:00AM
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Jew-Jitsu
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binding presses is were its at.

Dec 8 2011 9:02AM
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theabortionator
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There's no weight on his skis though.
Dec 8 2011 10:58AM
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A-A-RON
Posts: 225 - Karma: 62

style is style shut the fuck up. its still really hard to "tail press" on skis...

Dec 8 2011 11:32AM
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hank_hill
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theres some legit ones in the video tho

Dec 8 2011 12:23PM
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LeoSpaceman
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excuses excuses, skiers always making excuses for being lame
Dec 8 2011 12:32PM
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jreilly
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bdog does real tail presses. I dont like the whole sitting down thing... the park city rail shot in episode 5 of b and e i think? the medicine ? where bdog hits that c rail. Now that my friends is a true tail press
Dec 8 2011 12:57PM
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OhioDreams
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Really? It sure looks like there is. His head is out over his tips and he might be on the Chronic in that picture in which case that is a pretty stiff ski.
Dec 8 2011 1:05PM
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NinetyFour
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Ahaha this!!!! who cares what it was, as long as it was badass.

Dec 8 2011 1:38PM
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SKI.ING
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Lol there are two hotpocket usernames in this thread, unoriginal fucktard.
Dec 8 2011 4:51PM
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theabortionator
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Yes really. It's like a 10 foot long rainbow. From the top down the back there's barely any weight on the rail.
Dec 8 2011 5:06PM
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dispatchQ_main
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You should really stop posting in this thread. You have made your point. Stop arguing with everyone who disagrees.
Dec 8 2011 5:45PM
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DarthBall
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Purple_Butter --> TheHotPocket
I thought I'd let you know you're fucking retarded. Go fuck yourself




I love NS...... :)
Dec 8 2011 6:27PM
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DarthBall
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Ohh.. and btw I came up with my user name first......buddy.. :)
Dec 8 2011 6:30PM
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DGski
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i guess yoy think you're top shit now eh?
Dec 8 2011 6:34PM
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CassiusClay
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Haha, pickupfulofsnow commenting on something he shoots, but cannot do himself. Like you're a coach or something hahaha.
Dec 8 2011 6:39PM
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CassiusClay
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Haha, pickupfulofsnow commenting on something he shoots, but cannot do himself. Like you're a coach or something hahaha.
Dec 8 2011 6:39PM
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Dr.D-Sag
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Skiing isnt a sport of doing something "proper" so you just sound like an idiot, its a creative sport with many different styles, there aren't any set rules.
Dec 8 2011 8:03PM
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jreilly
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haha your such a fool
Dec 9 2011 12:14AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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Have you guys seen the title of the new photo of the day?

hahaha
Dec 13 2011 1:30PM
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onLINE
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who honestly cares?? anyone other then snowboarders that are just jealous of the progression of park skiing? 
Dec 13 2011 5:00PM
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