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christian dude tried to convert me

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ski8990
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I was at this fair and their are these different booths. so I was looking around and this dude says are you sure that when u die you are going to heaven? I thought he was asking if I believed in heaven so I said i am not sure. so he took me back into his little space and told me how I would rot in hell if I didnt accept jesus christ as our savior. he also knew what hell was like! its very odd. apparently hell is completely black. BUT, at the same time there is a huge fire! the dude must have gone there or something. I would have said something about that but he was a nice guy so I said I had to go and I would pray later and he started trying to get me to pray right there with him. He was like 'what if you get hit by a truck on your way home?! you can never be sure!!!' then I said i would take my chances and i left. It was a weird experience



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Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Sep 4 2004 9:35PM
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WONTON
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I love God.



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Sep 4 2004 9:37PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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hell is a place where you can never ski, but demons can hit a sweet park on snowlerblades, but you're not allowed to. I'm going to go pray now...

*NORTHEAST CULT*

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Sep 4 2004 9:38PM
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kyle_w
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haha is that your sig that says jesus saves? or somethin you put after your post?
Sep 4 2004 9:38PM
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kyle_w
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and wouldnt that be someshit if he hit you in a truck and then got out and said i told you so
Sep 4 2004 9:39PM
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ski8990
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ya thats my sig. and its a joke cause as you see it is talking about jesus being a goalie



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Sep 4 2004 9:42PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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Nah, I think hell is going to have powder and huge twenty minute long runs. And heaven is going to have icy packed snow and short thirty second runs. Lets go to hell! w00t w00t!!!!!






MMM FRYING CHICKEN, SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE
Sep 4 2004 9:45PM
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willbski9
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what fair was this







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Sep 4 2004 9:46PM
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Stinkey_egg
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hahah you should start your own religon and try to convert them! that'd be the best!




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Sep 4 2004 9:48PM
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kyle_w
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if he actually converted you and then started a mass suicide cult, that be scary shit
Sep 4 2004 9:51PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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haha, yeah thats why religions are scary stuff, stay away! and always bring your chili pepper with you to ward off/sting evil predators!!






MMM FRYING CHICKEN, SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE
Sep 4 2004 9:55PM
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aggro_sk8
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you know its not gonna be funny when youre lying on your deathbed, not knowing where your gonna be in the next few days, hours, min?

hell is so hot that there is no light -ever notice how a blue flame gives off less light than a big orange flame, but its alot hotter? yeah.
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Sep 4 2004 10:06PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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No its going to have powder.






MMM FRYING CHICKEN, SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE
Sep 4 2004 10:30PM
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danbrown
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satan

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Sep 4 2004 10:42PM
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i get high off gee oh dee
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Sep 4 2004 10:47PM
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i get high off LSD
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Sep 4 2004 10:48PM
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mommy
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no human could possibly survive in hell it where that hot. DUH.

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Sep 4 2004 11:16PM
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DAMICO
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jesus is my friend...

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Sep 4 2004 11:19PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i woulda punched that guy in the face


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Sep 5 2004 8:57AM
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aggro_sk8
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im not gonna bother anymore, you guys are completely irreverant. there are so many people that get up in arms when someone disses a muslim, but think that guys who preach the Bible are lunatics. how bout being 'open-minded' (or whatever other bull crap term is in vogue), or when you agree to let him show you from the Bible how to be cleaned of your sins, dont make him look like he forced you to listen

^bristolrider, 'i woulda punched him in the face', FOR WHAT? caring about where people go when they die? you need to seriously examine yourselves to see why you harbor such hatred for religion
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Sep 5 2004 12:11PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dude if some guy tells me im going to hell im gonna punch him....he needs to be open to others beliefs...shouldnt he know that what you believe is what you think is right? i dont need people telling me that im going to hell


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Sep 5 2004 12:26PM
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ski8990
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wow I agree with bristol rider. odd



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Sep 5 2004 12:42PM
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skiierman
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I woulda said I was Lucifers cousin and if he didn't leave me alone I would devour his soul.



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Sep 5 2004 1:35PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahahha....thats a good one


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Sep 5 2004 1:42PM
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SeanB
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I agree, don't listen to aggro_sk8, or anyone else who says 'bull crap' or, 'in vogue'

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