Your skiing dreams

A lot of my skiing dreams have really mellow, but fun, powder lines and Amp-esque type airs off of natural features. Just crazy amounts of air. Have some dreams of park occasionally, and shit seems to work out. But recently, a lot of my ski dreams have denied me what I wanted. A recent one - the backside of the mountain was covered in sun and deep powder, but no matter what I did, no matter where I went, I could not get there. Fucking agonizing.

Haha I'm a skydiver and love to do rodeos in freefall. Unfortunately they're more just like flips because it's hard to get sideways due to air resistance keeping you on one axis. Have yet to freefall with skis on, but I'd love to try it some time.

One time I had a dream that I rolled into what used to be the hill I rode all the time, got off the lift to go to the terrain park, to find that they'd built a ton of huge kickers. Just lines all down the main runs of enormous jumps and rails. At the top of the park was a couch, which after conversing with the terrain park guys I accidentally bumped. The couch started sliding down the hill. I thought nothing of it. I was stoked and dropped in to hit the jumps. I skipped the first and second ones and lined up to hit the third. Just before leaving the lip, it became apparent to me that I had far too much speed. So much speed that when I left he lip I went sailing hundreds of feet up in the air. So high I went above the clouds, where I began to jib a very long box floating on said clouds. After that i began falling. All this while I realized that I was 100% going to die. Keep in mind at the time i of course had no idea this was a dream. As I began falling, I thought, I may as well go out with a bang, and began flipping and corking and executing as many grabs as I could. I ended up doing something like a octuple flip nontuple grab who knows how many spins, and then looked down at certain death. Right before I hit the ground the couch which I'd previously started sliding down the hill flew out under me and I landed sitting on it, saving my life. I'm going nuts of course, then one of my friends rushes up to me with film of the whole thing. I get incredibly stoked that not only am i alive but also have film of it, and thats about when I wake up and realize its not even ski season. Pretty epic dream though.

I almost had a lucid skiing dream after I finished my test in satire today. I was thinking about skiing tricks when I put my head down, then sorta half passed out, then realized I was dreaming and woke up. I was rather sad.