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Why you all should become religious

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Abu_Hajaar
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So when all of you are sitting in church on sunday morning I will have the park to myself.
Dec 4 2011 8:36PM
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PJS.
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CHRISTMAS POW DAY CHEA
Dec 4 2011 8:36PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
5:30 mass on saturday afternoon obviously
Dec 4 2011 8:37PM
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Stickity
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i was so prepared to flame but this is alright
Dec 4 2011 8:37PM
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skithesprings
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best morning to go shred. I get to the mountain for opening at 8 and I'm home by 11 when everyone wakes up.

Dec 4 2011 8:39PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I practice a native american religion that involves doing mescaline and painting.
Dec 4 2011 8:39PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
damn. you picked the right one
Dec 4 2011 8:42PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
finally, a religious thread that won't turn into a shitstorm!


now that i say that, a shitstorm will ensue!
Dec 4 2011 8:43PM
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casanova.
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Be religious:

 go to heaven if there is a god
OR
jf there isn't a god, no harm done

either way, it's a win-win!

^and that is why you all should become religious.
Dec 4 2011 8:49PM
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ForeverYung
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When I saw this I was going to reply "no church would get In the way of skiing", I then saw your logic and was pleased.
Dec 4 2011 8:52PM
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Oldmann1584
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hahahahah
Dec 4 2011 8:53PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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my name is kingsley an i approve op's message
Dec 4 2011 8:53PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Thank you kind sir.
Dec 4 2011 9:22PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
Let's not start this
Dec 4 2011 9:24PM
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Jahrassicpark
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Ohhhhh man, I came in here expecting some bible thumper to be preaching his religious bs, thank you for not doing so!
Dec 4 2011 9:24PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
The Church of the Snow Gods is the only one I'll be worshiping in
Dec 4 2011 9:31PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
is that peyote? if so, me too. well sort of. i dont paint or practice the religion i just put on a headress and do peyote i stole from my weird native american neighbor. either way its fun
Dec 4 2011 9:34PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I still support this message
Mar 18 2014 8:22AM
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speedin
Posts: 731 - Karma: 131
bump your thread from 2011? Bored?

Mar 18 2014 11:03AM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Ain't nobody got time for dat
Mar 18 2014 8:18PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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I am involved in a religion that involves green red and yellow,and has some hemp and pow shredding.

no im not a mormon
Mar 18 2014 8:43PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
For those not already committed to a religion, why don't we start our own?
Mar 18 2014 9:07PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
If you are religious in any way you are fucking retarded and no one can defend that
Mar 18 2014 9:23PM
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GayWolf420
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indeed, good sir! *le up boats post while euphorically tipping fedora*



Mar 18 2014 9:26PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
how intellectual!
Mar 18 2014 9:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
Fucking hated having 2 wasted half of one of my two days on snow because of church as a kid. Then when I was working as an instructor couldn't get shit for lessons on sunday really.

What a waste. The mountain is my church. No thanks on the other churches.


Mar 18 2014 9:33PM
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soulskier
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Haha
Mar 18 2014 9:50PM
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