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Was at a party with a girl who ive gotten with a couple of times. her very large, ugly, mannish housemate, total goon of a chick hates my guts. at the party, she just came and punched me in the balls. her friend basically doesnt approve of us/tries to clamjam (female cockblock) the girl ive been hooking up with. i basically just called cursed at her, but wanted to deck her, but thatd be wrong. we found a way to ditch the friend and go to her place
left in the morning, walked through the kitchen on my way out, stole a large handle of "strawberry shortcake" flavored vodka, assuming its hers, cause only she would want to be reminded of cake while drinking. was this acceptable payback?
