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Buying chron chron in strange/new places alone.

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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm living with my parents now until next semester of college happy to be home with them it's been great but I really just love weed. So I have to buy it now in a town where I don't know hardly anyone. In a state where I don't have a med card. I don't live in the city so I can't just go ask around for it and not many teenagers live near me at all so i can't ask around that way. But i did just try craigslist casual encounters hahahaha It's not a sketchy post but definitely gives you the idea that I need some dope. I kinda like going through unique lengths to buy drogas. You meet some super unique people. The girl i usually get it from lives like 20 minutes away and she lives in the fucking projects hahahah like literally I drove there the other day in my mom's honda pilot that has a sticker that says "CU Mom" on it. I'm so out of place there its hilarious. Anyway when you're in a strange or new place alone how do you find drugs.

Once when i found myself in san francisco sleeping in my car for the night I hung out like out side of concerts and clubs and you could buy just about any drug you could possibly want.

any good stories?


Dec 3 2011 2:01AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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go door to door and offer high class buttsecks for drugz
Dec 3 2011 2:04AM
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TallerThanThou
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Prostitute for good drug acquirement tips.
Dec 3 2011 2:10AM
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yuck
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you should just suck dick for drugs...
Dec 3 2011 2:14AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Do you guys think I should just sexually solicit myself for drugs?
Dec 3 2011 2:15AM
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Proletariat.
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Sell your prime ASSet for drugs
Dec 3 2011 2:15AM
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Trace.
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do some sort of sexual favor for an illicit substance?
Dec 3 2011 2:17AM
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iFlip
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Offer both of your holes for drugs.
Dec 3 2011 2:18AM
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TallerThanThou
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No. Who the hell suggested that?
Dec 3 2011 2:19AM
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shaggy.
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Dec 3 2011 2:21AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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This is pretty hilarious.

my post on craigslist just said

420 now

Looking for some 420 close to where I'm at can you help?




First email i get back equally as vague as my post hahaha

"Married male home alone. I have 420 what r u into?"


hahahahah

I think craigslist was a horrible decision. I may just delete my post.


Dec 3 2011 2:21AM
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TallerThanThou
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Do it. I am sure he's a very nice man.
Dec 3 2011 2:27AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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that fucking hilarious, just leave the post up and see what other weird emails you get from it.
Dec 3 2011 2:28AM
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