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How to make your parents proud of you failing a test.

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Official
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Funny Shit.

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Dec 2 2011 4:59PM
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tbayskier
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good strategy
Dec 2 2011 5:01PM
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Anathema
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mine would look something like

"dad i got my girlfriend pregnant"
"great..."
"just kidding i failed bio"
"have fun doing it again"
Dec 2 2011 5:04PM
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.squirrely.
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i feel like thats a bad idea with my parents
Dec 2 2011 5:19PM
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PopsicleStand
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oldest trick in the book my grandmother told my little sister the same joke when she was little

"If you want a kitten start by asking for a pony"
Dec 2 2011 5:23PM
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gregorio
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It's called the "door in the face" negotiation strategy
Dec 2 2011 5:35PM
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Toasty.
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Last time i heard that joke i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur
Dec 2 2011 5:45PM
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Official
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:(
Dec 2 2011 5:47PM
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Aenigma
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Last time i heard that joke i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur
Dec 2 2011 6:06PM
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.AR6rider.
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Last time I heard that joke I was watching Step Brothers.
Dec 2 2011 6:07PM
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northeast
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possible alternative option: pass your fucking tests, high school is easy.
Dec 2 2011 6:20PM
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Juice.Doctor
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Chilllllll
Dec 2 2011 6:24PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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yeah but my girlfriend is actually pregnant
Dec 2 2011 6:44PM
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freestyler540
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I think my mother would be 2 x madder...but that is a long time ago
Dec 2 2011 7:23PM
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Parks.
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Lol
Dec 2 2011 7:26PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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say shes having triplets
Dec 2 2011 8:26PM
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PJS.
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lol
Dec 2 2011 8:28PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha yeah same here. There would be no text response, my phone would just start ringing 3 seconds later.
Dec 2 2011 8:28PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I am trying to make my super conservative mom think i am gay so that if she ever catches me buried in naked women she wont be as mad as relieved.
Dec 2 2011 8:47PM
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