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hiatus
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10
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From: EastCoast_destruction
On: 2004-08-26 19:27:04
i have a small dick, will girls ever have sex with me?
Sep 3 2004 11:25PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
haha, well they wont if you go around telling them that. let them find out on their own.
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i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
Sep 4 2004 4:57AM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
haha. i'm pretty sure he was kidding, but funny too though/



Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
Sep 4 2004 5:46AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i got one of those from JksL


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Sep 4 2004 11:07AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
yeah jeff does have a small wiener he tells me all the time, i think its funny he asked other people

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Sep 4 2004 12:05PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i got like 100 from eastcoastpride





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Sep 4 2004 5:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
i got one from jksl and seven from yamtom9.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Sep 4 2004 5:09PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
hahahaha that's some funny shit.
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


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Sep 4 2004 7:06PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
is it the cool thing to do now
?

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Sep 4 2004 7:24PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
and if your cool to complaine about a tiny dick, teddys the coolest guy i know

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Sep 4 2004 7:26PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha funny



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

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Sep 4 2004 7:50PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahaha....jeff is so funny


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Sep 5 2004 12:40PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
hahaha Lauren



this is officially like the cool person thread


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Sep 5 2004 8:29PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
everybody please state their cock lengh now.

tinkpigers
Sep 5 2004 11:38PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
oh crap...will they?



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Sep 5 2004 11:54PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
14inches


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 5 2004 11:58PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
1.26 inches. I am a small boy.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Sep 6 2004 12:39AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Im 6'6 and in proportion :)
Sep 6 2004 4:42AM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
Yeah, i got a bunch from thisangelicrage, that girl is out of control

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Sep 7 2004 12:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'm a solid 7.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Sep 7 2004 5:47PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
no if your one of those faggot kids in your trailer and movie





Park Life
Sep 7 2004 6:43PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
that not vary nice^



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'To Whom It MAy Conern' now for sale!
Sep 7 2004 7:32PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
you douchebag

-Dan



RED SOX
Sep 7 2004 7:46PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
farp fellas bring the meat to the table! bahaha





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Sep 7 2004 8:09PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Ill break out the ruler right now



jibba jabba
Sep 10 2004 11:43PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
lets call the band My49inchjohnson



RIDEblunt
Sep 12 2004 3:50PM
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iseayoumt
Posts: 516 - Karma: 11
yeah i get a couple of those every now and then, usually just ignore the comments though.

-hannah
Sep 12 2004 10:46PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
7 solid literraly lol
Pround Member Of The Line Royal Army Cult
Sep 17 2004 8:01PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i always new itsbackfliptime was a little above average.
Sep 18 2004 6:56PM
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JamesB
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
MAC AND STEEZ BLOWS!!
Pink Is Punk
Sep 18 2004 10:00PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Honestly I much preferred the original FARP over Mac And Steeze, although Mac And Steeze is an awesome name.
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


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Sep 19 2004 9:47AM
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