Replying to You know your a dick when.....

So i thought maybe this could be funny. Idk. Il start with a few You know your a dick when the first thing that pops into your brain when you realize your cold is cutting the person next to you open and sleepin in their guts like star wars. You know your a dick when your friend is more sad about your breakup than you. you know your a dick when you try to thinkbof the best way to mug a homeless person. You know your a dick when you convince your friend hes spiderman after her gets a concussion. I will think of more in the morning