Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Were petsitting for a week

profile picture
Crooklyn_Aaron
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
My friend (Gypsy_Alex), who is currently banned, and I are petsitting this girls pomeranian. its a boy dog, but hes pampered like crazy by this chick. How should we show him a good time and also have a good time with this little 5 lb dog.
Dec 1 2011 7:59PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51740 - Karma: 163,484
Suck his dick see what happens
Dec 1 2011 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
dogs absorb weed and other drugs through your sweat! whatever you do, don pet him to much while under the influence or you will kill him! i saw a dog die once from a bunch of stoned people petting it to much, and it was way over 5 lbs. : (
Dec 1 2011 8:01PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
bring him a bunch of really wierd places and take pictures of him drinking beer and other illicit things and make a photo album for the girl.
Dec 1 2011 8:02PM
0 0
profile picture
PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Dec 1 2011 8:03PM
0 0
profile picture
PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
a little spritz of beer on his dry kibble
Dec 1 2011 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51740 - Karma: 163,484
Fuck it, literally
Dec 1 2011 8:09PM
0 0
profile picture
Crooklyn_Aaron
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
go to hell loser, im missing an apostrophe sue me.
Dec 1 2011 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
pics of dogs original owner?
Dec 1 2011 8:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Crooklyn_Aaron
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
youre really set on that arent you, little horndog
Dec 1 2011 8:36PM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
have any jif sitting around?
Dec 1 2011 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Why anyone would let a couple idiot teenagers look after their dog for a week is beyond me...
Dec 1 2011 8:42PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
i would hide him in my backpack and take him to school with me, whenever a class is incredibly boring and you need a timewaster, unzip the backpack and let him roam around
Dec 1 2011 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51740 - Karma: 163,484
It's quite exhilarating actually
Dec 1 2011 9:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
there's a cat that has just walked into one of my classes the past few times, its quite entertaining
Dec 1 2011 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
haha that was the first thing i thought of when i saw pomeranian
Dec 1 2011 9:07PM
0 0
profile picture
dompuch
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 1,192
hahaha
Dec 1 2011 9:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Crooklyn_Aaron
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
could be cause were not teenagers, going to school, not idiots
and certainly not a wanna be thug like you are asshole. i have more street cred than you asswipe
Dec 1 2011 9:51PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)