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Little things in life that are 100% mental yet you are convinced make a difference

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Dhane
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for example: when im done charging my phone or PS3 controller, im convinced its heavier when in reality its not. or after i fill my car up with gas after driving on E for 2 days im positive that it runs better than before when its still the same piece of shit.
Dec 1 2011 6:46PM
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SkiThe603
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haha thats true
Dec 1 2011 6:47PM
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PopsicleStand
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similiar to your gas thing, whenever I get an oil change (especially since I let it go 5-6 thousand miles on my beater) I feel like the thing is healthy again
Dec 1 2011 6:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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New strings make me play guitar better.
Dec 1 2011 6:48PM
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EmperorKuzco
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when my laptop battery is low I always think its running alot slower than when it has full battery.
Dec 1 2011 6:49PM
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PopsicleStand
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and also when I am drunk I feel like I slay women like this guy

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Dec 1 2011 6:52PM
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PJS.
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Kramer?
Dec 1 2011 6:53PM
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troben
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when i havent driven my truck in a long time, im convinced its faster than when before i parked it
Dec 1 2011 6:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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You do, man. You do.
Dec 1 2011 6:55PM
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PopsicleStand
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david gandy

no homo but homo

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Dec 1 2011 6:55PM
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henrytargett
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this
Dec 1 2011 6:58PM
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*monsterskier*
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for some reason, whenever i go to starbucks i think i can ONLY order from what's on the menu. although people tell me i can order whatever i want.

for example, a green tea frap is not on the menu. but i can ask for one anyway
Dec 1 2011 7:21PM
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PJS.
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what. this is either a trap or a revelation.
Dec 1 2011 7:23PM
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theabortionator
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I feel like if I lie on my back and pee on my face, I ride better for the day
Dec 1 2011 7:23PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 1 2011 7:31PM
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*monsterskier*
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i'm too scared to try this. and get an "are-you-serious?" look from the barista.

if you do this, PM me your experience lol
Dec 1 2011 7:38PM
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PJS.
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this needs to go down. what should I ask for...
Dec 1 2011 7:39PM
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*monsterskier*
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saw a post on tumblr that went like this

Secret Starbucks Menu:

  • Biscotti Frapuccino: Buy a biscotti and ask the barista to blend it up with any flavor of frapuccino. It blends into tiny cookie chunks that adds a delicious little crunch to your frozen coffee.
  • Captain Crunch: Strawberries and creme frappe with a pump of caramel, two pumps of toffee, one pump of hazelnut, and two scoops of chocolate chips.
  • Neopolitan Frappucino: Ask for a strawberries and cream frappucino with some vanilla bean powder and a pump of mocha.
  • Raspberry Cheesecake: Order a white chocolate mocha (iced, hot, or as a frappe) and add a few pumps of raspberry
  • For a chocolate turtle flavor: Any drink that has mocha, caramel, and toffee nut.
  • For a French vanilla flavor: Any drink that has half toffee nut and half vanilla.
  • Blended strawberry lemonade: Basically a strawberry lemonade frappucino.
  • Oreo frappucino: Ask for a double chocolate chip frappe with white mocha syrup instead of the regular mocha.
  • Tuxedo mocha: Order a regular mocha with half white chocolate and half regular chocolate. This is also known as the zebra mocha.
  • The Nutella: Order a Cafe Misto with a pump of chocolate, a pump of hazelnut with caramel drizzle. For the sweet toothed people, you can also ask for caramel drizzle inside the cup.
  • Super Cream Frappucino: Ask the barista to blend some whipped cream into the drink so that the drink will be more smooth than icy. This works especially well for the mocha frappucino.
  • Three C’s: Order a cinnamon Dolce latte with a pump of caramel and a pump of chocolate mocha syrup.
  • Chocolate Pumpkin: Order a pumpkin spice latte with chocolate syrup for a drink that tastes just like pumpkin chocolate chip bread. It also tastes great in Frappuccino form.
Dec 1 2011 7:42PM
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Caspaaa
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somewhat mental, but music has the potential to change my attitude completely. listening to a few sad songs can get me down, but in the same way, i can throw on some great songs and feel on top of the world for the rest of the day, it's pretty cool.

i'm convinced time goes by faster if i don't look at the clock, and it does to some extent.

i feel like keeping my bracelets on during soccer/hockey/lax games and just taping over them makes me play better than if i take them off


in reality though, 90 to 99 percent of life is mental. in a way you can completely control your emotions, and you have just about everything you need in order to be successful, it's just all about how you use it.
Dec 1 2011 7:44PM
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Dhane
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another example: when i pay $35.00 for a cup of coffee that has a bunch of "-chinos" as a suffix im convinced its better than any brand that i can brew at home.































but not really
Dec 1 2011 8:15PM
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Anathema
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i can swear that when you talk to a girl on the phone and she has a nice voice and cute laugh that she's going to be really good looking. even though you know she's probably some lard ass bitch who's just really sweet, you can almost picture that fine body that matches the voice.


fuck that's a buzz kill when you actually meet the girl..
Dec 1 2011 8:18PM
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TheClap.
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running after a hard crash makes the pain go away
Dec 1 2011 8:22PM
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Caspaaa
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THIS.

GIRLS SOUND SO MUCH BETTER OVER THE PHONE SOMETIMES.
Dec 1 2011 8:26PM
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PopsicleStand
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again with the extrapolations..

"sweating it out" re: a hangover
Dec 1 2011 8:31PM
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A_Harrington
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If I wear my lucky undies I have a good day and I always bring them on trips
Dec 1 2011 9:41PM
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terrible_skier
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this. when i broke my ankle in three places i tried to jog it off... let's just say it didn't work
Dec 1 2011 9:51PM
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FerrisBueller
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When i right click copy something that is huge like a lot of text or a big file my computer 'feels' heaveier on the right side of the trackpad (or mouse) and it pisses me off untill i copy something smaller :)
Dec 1 2011 9:58PM
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YoungJeezy
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every night when i smoke tea leaves i just tell myself its weed, and i get baked as hell
Dec 1 2011 9:58PM
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PopsicleStand
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seek therapy
Dec 1 2011 9:59PM
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TheQuailman
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Calling last chair
Dec 1 2011 10:50PM
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statuswhitegirl
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jacking off causes bad luck
Dec 1 2011 10:52PM
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Peter.
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calling last run

take two skip the last
Dec 1 2011 10:54PM
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DOSE.
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This. So much.
Dec 1 2011 10:55PM
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e.wait
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when i'm skiing, i always tell myself i am either sucking dick because i'm not listening to music or because the music i'm listening to is distracting me.
Dec 1 2011 10:56PM
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bibs_skibum
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High rails seem harder
Dec 1 2011 11:18PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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that sounds like diarrhea.
Dec 1 2011 11:21PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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RIght ski, left ski. I always need to have the grafic line up.
Dec 1 2011 11:21PM
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Casey
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I think if I wear matching socks I will have a better day. Conversely if my socks don't match I always tell myself in the morning, "I hope nothing shitty happens today"
Dec 1 2011 11:23PM
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DOSE.
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By this logic drugs are all mental.

Think you're high.
You are.
Profit????
Dec 1 2011 11:23PM
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412.
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The More Recently I've Showered, The More Productive I Feel.
Dec 2 2011 12:17AM
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AbeFroman
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get the fuck out you son of a bitch
Dec 2 2011 12:22AM
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Troy.
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I feel the same way about gas - I'm sure it is.

Either that or our driving styles change because we are less concerned about running out.
Dec 2 2011 12:28AM
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Funnel
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I felt like my car ran way fucking better with premium fuel in it than regular. Probably didn't.
Dec 2 2011 12:36AM
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grindin101
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I play worse when my gf comes to watch me play hockey...she doens't come anymore

Dec 2 2011 12:37AM
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Hosoi
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THIS.
Dec 2 2011 12:52AM
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caucasian_chad
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Well that's because it is, how healthy would you feel if your blood was super dirty?
Dec 2 2011 12:55AM
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troben
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this, i feel like i cant ski if they arent lined up
Dec 2 2011 1:19AM
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troben
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oops, fixed it sir
Dec 2 2011 1:36AM
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EL_TIGRE
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even when I shower before bed, I still have to shower in the morning
Dec 2 2011 1:17PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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like why the fuck is it so damn easy to fall asleep in class in a hard desk and chair, then at night in my comfortable ass bed its harder to fall asleep.
Dec 2 2011 1:55PM
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Ben.
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also the bigger around the slipperyer they seem. im sure this isnt true, but i always think of it as true.
Dec 2 2011 2:21PM
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