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Street Sweeper Tales

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BrewskiJr
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I know this has been posted here before but i can't find the thread to bump. I just want to make sure people have read this cause its some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Trust me. These stories are hilarious.

inb4 repost

http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf

Its about a guy who takes up a street sweeper job for the night shift. This is from the foreword:

"So, I reported to the office the following evening... and had the weirdest/craziest/funniest 8 months of my life. I was hoping to share a story or two with you guys. If you like 'em, I've gotTONS."

Enjoy
Dec 1 2011 6:13PM
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yeahno
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hahahahhah this is fucking hilarious so far
Dec 1 2011 6:17PM
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BrewskiJr
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trust me. It gets wayy better. I literally cried at some points
Dec 1 2011 6:19PM
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PopsicleStand
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legit, these types of tales always make my day
Dec 1 2011 6:21PM
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JHendrix
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seemed like a good read but was just too much
Dec 1 2011 6:23PM
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PopsicleStand
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they're short dog you don't have to read the entire book all at one time
Dec 1 2011 6:31PM
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TOAST.
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If i remember correctly it gets very sad.
Dec 1 2011 6:34PM
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JHendrix
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oh really? I totally thought I had to read it all at once..wow man thanks for the awesome tip
Dec 1 2011 6:34PM
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BrewskiJr
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Don't ruin it you dick
Dec 1 2011 6:35PM
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skier_boy26
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Repost.

Next time use search bar. IT IS THERE. page 2.
Dec 1 2011 6:36PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 1 2011 6:43PM
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PhaedeD
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back in the day when i was in high school we all used to hang out and the local grocery stores parking lot. late at night there was a psycho street sweeper dude who would come in the parking lot do donuts and literally jump the sweeper truck over the medians in the parking lot.. it was awesome.
Dec 1 2011 6:52PM
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Peter.
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read this before, worth it
Dec 1 2011 6:53PM
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PhaedeD
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got a few pages in... fucking awesome.
Dec 1 2011 7:02PM
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PON3
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threads for downtime
Dec 1 2011 7:04PM
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Dragonite
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Click for larger image this is street sweeper story
Dec 1 2011 7:06PM
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esotericjive
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Totally worth the time these are great
Dec 1 2011 7:07PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I just read all of that, at once. It was fucking beautiful.

Dec 1 2011 9:26PM
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Pool.
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indeed.
Dec 1 2011 9:27PM
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chuck_testa
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thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite reads.
Dec 1 2011 10:10PM
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JHendrix
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Click for larger image
Dec 1 2011 10:19PM
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jjager
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Its very possible that was the greatest thing I've ever read
Dec 1 2011 10:57PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Good read for sure, even though its a repost.
Dec 1 2011 11:02PM
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TOAST.
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woah there I didnt ruin anything. Now since you called me a dick i am all butthurt and really tempted to ruin it for you, but out of respect to everyone else in the thread i wont. maybe a pm tho.
Dec 1 2011 11:14PM
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FLBP
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Shit, I got into it and before I realized, I was on page 60. Damn good story.
Dec 1 2011 11:36PM
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FLBP
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"You can look to the past, just don't stare" that part of the story gave me chills
Dec 1 2011 11:37PM
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J.M
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threads for later
Dec 1 2011 11:38PM
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emilyiscool
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i just spent the past hourish reading that it was amazing :)
Dec 2 2011 2:16AM
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Davy.Crockett
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threads
Dec 2 2011 2:25AM
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mistaT
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One of those times a repost is acceptable
Dec 2 2011 2:31AM
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ryano
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oh my gosh. go to page 19 and read that one.

HILARIOUS. could not stop laughing about it. great find.
Dec 2 2011 2:40AM
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derbski
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pretty funny stuff so far
Dec 2 2011 2:52AM
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line686
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Just read it from start to finish. It's now 3am and I couldn't have spent my time better. Absolutely incredible.
Dec 2 2011 4:53AM
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Aidan-G
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Same here. It's 3:45 AM and that was one of the most amazing things I've ever read. I'm really at a loss for words
Dec 2 2011 6:44AM
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Wolffy
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just spend 2 and a half hours reading it... for the second time.
Dec 2 2011 8:14AM
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