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What should i do with "my friend"?

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cravatz.
Posts: 113 - Karma: 1
I've had this friend since I was maybe in 7th grade. From the start, he was a bit of a downer but I kinda ignored it cause he was someone who I could hang out with. Last year, he practically broke up me and my past girlfriend, and went out with her right after that. This year, he introduced me to a game which involves vandalizing people's houses for fun. We got caught, and he just shrugged it off while I repaired the damages. This kid hates to do anything but play videogames, and I have other friends. So NS, what should I do?
Dec 1 2011 6:10PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Kill him.
Dec 1 2011 6:11PM
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piratesmiles
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10

Give him a marilyn manson cd, black lipstick, and a buttplug.

Dec 1 2011 6:11PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
whos alias are you
Dec 1 2011 6:12PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Please tell me you're still in middle school, OP.
Dec 1 2011 6:12PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Your mother's.
Dec 1 2011 6:15PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
guess whos back, back again
Dec 1 2011 6:16PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
break all ties with him chairman motherfucking mao style
Dec 1 2011 6:17PM
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RAEL
Posts: 252 - Karma: 23
help him find jesus.............. duh
Dec 1 2011 6:17PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
lol
Dec 1 2011 6:17PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
put a mattress in his pool.
Dec 1 2011 6:39PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
i craned it gets a take to heard it out!
Dec 1 2011 6:40PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
haha
Dec 1 2011 6:40PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
take a guess i know ;)
Dec 1 2011 6:43PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
put a pool in his crane*
Dec 1 2011 6:44PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
obviously you should just kill his family, give him a reason to be a downer.
Dec 1 2011 6:45PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
people like that are toxic man. Nothing good comes from them.
Dec 1 2011 6:45PM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
WAIT. What?! You just posted a thread about having no friends now you post a thread about wanting to get rid of a friend . Mindfuck.
Dec 1 2011 6:51PM
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cravatz.
Posts: 113 - Karma: 1
Haha no no no I mean no friends with you while skiing. I have friends.
Dec 1 2011 10:23PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
This. Has he heard the good word?
Dec 1 2011 10:41PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
it sounds like you're not enjoying his company too much, or benefiting from it all. time to branch out and find some real friends who are positive in your life and that you can have genuine fun with.
Dec 1 2011 10:45PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
just tuck it in your pants and bend over a bit to make it less obvious. Works every time
Dec 1 2011 10:45PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
lo the fuck l
Dec 1 2011 10:46PM
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cravatz.
Posts: 113 - Karma: 1
I like this the best...
Dec 1 2011 10:48PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Help him hook up with a really good friend of yours and then split them up and have crazy awesome sex with her. Great plan, eh?
Dec 1 2011 10:49PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
None of these responses have been useful.
Dec 1 2011 10:51PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
you mean...the bird?

Dec 1 2011 10:52PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
Take the sheets off his bed then puke and cum on his matress. Once that is done put two sheets back on so the liquid wont seep through and he'll sleep in a pile of mushy human products
Dec 1 2011 10:54PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
That or put a crane in his pool...
Dec 1 2011 10:56PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
handle your own shit...you sound like you 12.

Dec 1 2011 10:57PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
haha you typed all that out and then asked ns what you should do? i think you know the answer as well as we do
Dec 1 2011 11:00PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
do what you think is best
Dec 1 2011 11:00PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
But for real, what I read the OP as was: "I am a (tragically) generous person who is either naive or incredibly optimistic. This kid intentionally ruined my relationship so he could sleep with my girlfriend, and then dipped on me when we got in to some shit. Should we stay friends?"

Now don't quote me on this, but I'm nearly positive that friends don't fuck your life up for their benefit.

Fuck this guy, find some quality friends, and focus on bettering yourself
Dec 1 2011 11:00PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Don't be friends with him? Pretty simple
Dec 1 2011 11:17PM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
Kill His parents and make them into chilli and then feed him it. Profit?
Dec 1 2011 11:59PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
well it sounds like you fuckin hate him so ill just say what you wanted us all to


stop hanging out with him
Dec 2 2011 12:18AM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
put a crane in his mattress, shit's uncomfortable
Dec 2 2011 12:28AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i lol'd
Dec 2 2011 2:07AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
If you care about him enough to continue being his friend, talk to him about it or something. Invite him along when you do shit with your other friends.

If you don't care, just stop hanging out with him, simple as that. However, I'd say that the vandalizing thing is a cry for help in some way.
Dec 2 2011 2:12AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
pee in his butt
Dec 2 2011 5:41AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
Blast him with piss then throw him off a bridge.
Dec 2 2011 6:29AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
Mattress a crane in his pool*
Dec 2 2011 8:19AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Hi Michael.
Dec 2 2011 9:48AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Steal her back. Pee in butt.
Dec 2 2011 10:00AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
you seriously can't get rid of nerd friend, if i understand right? Why would you want to go vandalizing houses if youre not prepared to get caught. You don't seem very smart tbh
Dec 2 2011 10:47AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
poop in his pillowcase
Dec 2 2011 11:08AM
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Ko-Pain
Posts: 202 - Karma: 17
BREAK HIS KNEE CAPS
Dec 2 2011 11:22AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Theres your solution
Dec 2 2011 11:27AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
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Dec 2 2011 1:33PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
Just ask yourself

what would jesus do?
Dec 2 2011 3:35PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Fuck! I was just scrollig down to make sure no one posted this.
Dec 2 2011 4:08PM
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