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Texts from Bennet (funniest tumblr ever)

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blatt
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Some guy's tumblr where he posts texts from his wangster (comparable to some skiers, I guess) cousin. This is entirely a repost from reddit, but I have good intentions. I'll leave the link below:

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/



Dec 1 2011 12:55AM
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J.M
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this shit's hilarious
Dec 1 2011 1:00AM
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Big5hifty
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if those are real, i weep for humanity
Dec 1 2011 1:03AM
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TOAST.
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HUSTLA DA RABBIT
Dec 1 2011 1:04AM
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Aidan-G
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That was amazing
Dec 1 2011 1:07AM
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maxwell666
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there is no way... is there?
Dec 1 2011 1:08AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
Also, here's a picture of Bennet (it's on the second page). The gun is a laser tag gun

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Dec 1 2011 1:09AM
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Ziolent
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Bennegt
Dec 1 2011 1:11AM
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Sharknuts.
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who has 117 unread texts?
Dec 1 2011 1:12AM
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TheStamos
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hahaha i lost it on the canabal one haha
Dec 1 2011 1:15AM
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.zobel.
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my friend just showed me this
Dec 1 2011 1:16AM
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koober
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yo kehd fuckin bennet kehd he'll fuhk yo day up kehd fuckin
Dec 1 2011 1:20AM
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JHendrix
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no way someone is this fucking stupid he faking
Dec 1 2011 1:21AM
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caturdaze
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just lost so hard, that was great, but the guy in the picture doesn't look 17...
Dec 1 2011 1:28AM
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Abc567def
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I think its fake but I still laughed

Dec 1 2011 1:32AM
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act.resist
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Niggaz in the hood eat bitches when they get outta line d00d
Dec 1 2011 1:34AM
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Pool.
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im gonna sew them for being prejadiss

but what makes me think its fake is that he somehow beats his iphone spell check
Dec 1 2011 1:35AM
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yuck
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those were all hilarious

i liekd hustla the rabbit
Dec 1 2011 1:37AM
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terrible_skier
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bahahahahahahhaha he filled his neighbors car up with water cause " i told you bennets a boss hog gangsta" bahahahahhahaha im fucking dying
Dec 1 2011 1:40AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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The very last one on the second page was fucking hilarious super funny
Dec 1 2011 1:47AM
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Casual.
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is there only 2 pages? i want MOAR
Dec 1 2011 2:02AM
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MilfHunter777
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Dude, look at that picture of him, he's got a shitty ass flip phone, there is no way there is any form of spell check on that piece.
Dec 1 2011 8:29AM
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northeast
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HAHAHAH "raise the terror alert to black and yellow" this is the best shit ive read in a while.
Dec 1 2011 8:33AM
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Elg
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i lost it at that one!
Dec 1 2011 8:40AM
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skiRay
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i havent laughed this hard in a while. so great. + karma
Dec 1 2011 9:29AM
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daskis
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Hahah so glad I search bar'd this because I was just about to post it. Golden stuff
Dec 1 2011 1:25PM
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1337
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hilarious stuff
Dec 1 2011 1:31PM
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KillaSeason
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hahahaha lasanya
Dec 1 2011 2:48PM
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skijunkiedtm
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These aren't fake, the one receiving the texts is rapper mac lethal from KC, he started posting them up on his facebook a while ago.

He is also the nerdy kid who raps faster, while making pancakes.
Dec 1 2011 2:51PM
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Rumi.
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lololool /threads
Dec 1 2011 2:54PM
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El_Barto.
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u got 2pac first cd? i need a copy plz

instantly thought of the scene from mailbus most wanted with the gamecast

and here it is

Dec 1 2011 2:58PM
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bnewbs6
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cant beleive he filled a car with water
Dec 1 2011 2:58PM
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Chupacabraj
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so funny, +k
Dec 1 2011 2:59PM
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daskis
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He is so right about Great Panda Buffet...
Dec 1 2011 3:15PM
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ORDEAL
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Holy shit thats gold. and what bennet says is much too fucking stupid to be faked
Dec 1 2011 4:25PM
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ORDEAL
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yes. yes really
Dec 1 2011 4:42PM
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Timotheezy.
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funniest shit i have seen in a while
Dec 1 2011 4:43PM
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caucasian_chad
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Lost in the middle of the library.
Dec 1 2011 4:51PM
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Pool.
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oh yeah im dumb, the iphone is the guy receiving the texts
Dec 1 2011 8:18PM
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Finnbear
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Laughed so hard at the lasanga one.
Dec 1 2011 8:26PM
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MilfHunter777
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It's okay, you're only a pool.
Dec 1 2011 8:53PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Dec 1 2011 9:06PM
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rareform
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this is my fave
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Dec 1 2011 9:11PM
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anashyo
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT EVERY SINGLE ONE. i lost at the second one and so forth.
Dec 1 2011 9:55PM
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anashyo
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why dont i see the picture on the tumblr
Dec 1 2011 10:08PM
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Curb.
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yes.
Dec 1 2011 10:18PM
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Bar_Down
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thats fuckin jks
Dec 1 2011 10:24PM
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Pugh
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HUSTLA DA RABBIT

haha
Dec 1 2011 10:25PM
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DayMan
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Baahahahhaha so much win
Dec 1 2011 10:35PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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im pretty sure thats a airsoft with a laser attachment... i used to have one
Dec 1 2011 10:41PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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it was bennets cousin with the i phone.... dumbass
Dec 1 2011 10:44PM
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