in my observations i've found that these shitty people tend to be guilty of ALL of the following:-
- snooze the alarm clock, leave room to shower and wash up, alarm comes back on for next 20 minutes
- dont turn off the lights when they leave the house
- hoard shit
- clothes all over the bedroom floor
- chew with open mouths
- wake up in the middle of the night and walk around like its mid day, being noisy and shit
- pull doors closed from the inside, letting it slam as the arm is quickly pulled through
- clear their throats and horck up phlegm a lot
- leave dishes on top of counter for you to put into dishwasher
- leave clean dishes in dishwasher for you to put away
- expect you to break plans when they want to party and roll eyes and say "whatever fine" if you dont
- wont break plans for your party for reasons like "gym tomorrow, test next week, too tired, no money" even though you later come home to see them still up and doing other things.
- scratch their nuts publicly like its nbd
- shout into the phone just because the volume is turned down
- sees 5 cookies on a tray for 5 people, decides to take 2.
- leaves a mouthful of milk in jug so they can say "i didn't finish it"
- shaves into sink and leaves whiskers all over the countertop
- sees you carrying heavy shit into house, doesnt offer to help, instead moves aside and lets you struggle by
- rationalizes every fucking thing they do because it just makes SO MUCH SENSE and you're dumb
it's fucked up, cause i start to notice one of these things, and then with time, they all become apparent. so really, there are people that do ALL of this shit, and people that do NONE of it.
hope you aren't one of these dickheads.
merry christmas it's december in like 13 minutes :]
