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Boobs or ass?

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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
arguing with my sister which guys prefer .....boobs or ass? GO...
Nov 30 2011 10:14PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
you werent kidding.
Dec 1 2011 9:18AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
you could stand to lose a couple pounds.
Dec 1 2011 9:31AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
a girl with small boobs and a huge ass can still be really hot, but a girl with huge boobs and no ass will look lopsided
Dec 1 2011 9:38AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
You could stand to lose your internet privileges
Dec 1 2011 9:39AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
You could stand to lose a couple karma, douche
Dec 1 2011 9:39AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
high C boobs and a tight, cute butt are what's prime. chest can't be overwhelmingly huge, and i don't understand what's attractive about "making that booty clap." i certainly don't want a flappy, loose ass and can't see why anybody with an IQ over 80 would.
Dec 1 2011 9:41AM
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Tittsviller
Posts: 121 - Karma: 23
ASS, you can stare at an ass longer. its a fact
Dec 1 2011 9:46AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Ironic name is ironic
Dec 1 2011 9:49AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
I just can't even understand why you would want to post something like that. Whats the point of being a dick to people over the internet? Does it actually make you feel better about your goofy ass baby face?

Dec 1 2011 9:53AM
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john.stossel
Posts: 943 - Karma: 5
thats sexist. you ruined my life, now wheres my fucking check
Dec 1 2011 9:54AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
Dec 1 2011 9:55AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 941
more pics!
Dec 1 2011 9:58AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Haha. Seriously, look at the picture and ask yourself if I look like I give a fuck.

internetisseriousbusiness
Dec 1 2011 10:06AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
i see neither ass nor boobs

this post is garbage
Dec 1 2011 10:14AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

this is just flat out wrong. 

You're talking about a diamond in the rough.  SLAMMIN BODY + 5 face = untapped resources brah.  Once you flip the light switch you're banging a 10 and she probably hasn't been getting slammed out by every upperclassman since 13, nah meen?  I've seen enough fat chicks the COULD be hot if they weren't slobs to appreciate a girl who isn't letting a little thing like just an ok face stop her from being sexy. 

I'll take an ok face, slammin body and a great ass any day.  There is such a thing as being too hot for your own good and being super sexy makes most girls raging bitches. 

Dec 1 2011 10:16AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
I just can't even understand why you would want to post something like that.  Whats the point of being a dick to people over the internet?  Does it actually make you feel better about your tiny peepee?
Dec 1 2011 10:16AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
boobs are a god-given gift, an ass can be worked on. just get her to the gym and youre good to go!
Dec 1 2011 10:19AM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
Ass...you cant buy a nice ass...
Dec 1 2011 11:16AM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
A mediocre ass is ALWAYS better then a mediocre rack.
Dec 1 2011 11:26AM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
the work part is the exact reason why i love asses. if a girl has a bangin ass, she works out and takes care of herself and actually gives a fuck about her physical appearance. lazy girls dont have bangin asses, for the most part. a lot of the times the lazy girls are the ones with the tits cause they dont wanna work for a nice ass and body. so they settle for their huge tits.
Dec 1 2011 11:35AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yoga pants
Dec 1 2011 11:36AM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
I have this calendar, and it is the best thing ever. I'm an AssMan all the way.
Dec 1 2011 11:37AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
this.
Dec 1 2011 11:38AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
ass is easily the superior in my mind
Dec 1 2011 11:39AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
you're kidding right?
Dec 1 2011 11:42AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
just ignore skithesprings. kid looks like a clown anyways.
Dec 1 2011 11:51AM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Sex with a girl with no ass is terrible, sex with a girl with no boobs is bearable.

Dec 1 2011 12:02PM
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dprice21
Posts: 295 - Karma: 23
ASS
Dec 1 2011 12:08PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Calling girls cunts and now this? You're an asshole.
Dec 1 2011 12:11PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hahahh
Dec 1 2011 12:23PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
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me and my girlfriend both said we would tap dat. your just a loser
Dec 1 2011 12:23PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
boobs can get faked..
Dec 1 2011 12:23PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
want some science? great.

most men are ass men. rather, waist to ass men. when men say women have a nice ass, they mean that she has a small waist size relative to her butt. a 0.7 waist size relative to the butt it what most superstar models have. the reason men find a big butt so attractive, is that a butt indicates how wide the hips are (hips and waist are different things fyi). we've been programmed for thousands of years to propagate our genes as effectively as possible, and a large part of this is choosing a mate who wont die when they have your baby. a .7 waist to hip ration eusures the maximum child survival rate, which is why men prefer asses.



now, no joke, im off to write my bio final.
Dec 1 2011 12:40PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
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Dec 1 2011 12:53PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
Interesting that he's the only one to think I'm over weight....ass!
Dec 1 2011 12:55PM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
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Dec 1 2011 1:00PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
fyi: there's a difference between trolling and being an asshole
Dec 1 2011 1:18PM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
i just failed my final. fuck.
Dec 1 2011 1:26PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
you know how i know youre a virgin?


even fat girl sex is fun. not monster jelly roll fat but plump
Dec 1 2011 1:29PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Never said I wasn't being an asshole. I'm actually a huge asshole. Am I sorry? Do I regret being an asshole?

No.

But... I think it's worth noting how seriously people took that post. I just set a personal record for karma drop, haha. There's a valuable lesson here, if you take internet criticism seriously you should probably check yo self, and if you need to validate yourself by posting a picture of your tits and ass on an internet forum, let alone in NSG, you should be prepared to take whatever bullshit gets thrown at it. Unlike my weight comment earlier, that right there is real talk. Sorry that I don't put the pink names on a pedestal like the rest of NS.

sparknotes: I'm an asshole. You want to see me not being an asshole? Venture outside the shithole that is NSG and check out some of the other forums sometimes.
Dec 1 2011 1:37PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Thing is, there are numerous members who are assholes, but it's to an extent and it's quite hilarious.
You're posts just aren't funny. If you're gunna be an asshole, give people a laugh... you're grabbing their attention anyway.
Pink names shouldn't be treated like they're on a pedestal at all, but you do need to realize that there is a huge difference between dicking around with a dude and insulting a girl for no reason other than to get attention.
Dec 1 2011 1:42PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Your* posts...
Dec 1 2011 1:43PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,989
FYI. This is Newschoolers.com - being an asshole is synonymous




Oh... and... SURCH. BAHR.
Dec 1 2011 1:47PM
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Bludbath
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
Speaking the truth.

Chick is beat.
Dec 1 2011 1:48PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
Hahahahahaha best comment in this thread.

Boobs for sure, pretty impartial but I'll definitely notice a good ass
Dec 1 2011 1:50PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
boobs
Dec 1 2011 2:15PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
I prefer personality and charisma over material things like boobs or ass....
Dec 1 2011 2:20PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
ass.     definitely ass
Dec 1 2011 2:22PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
in my opinion at least.    its not even a choice,  its inherent
Dec 1 2011 2:23PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
cant fuck a personality, or fist a college degree
Dec 1 2011 2:24PM
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