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T-Rex vs. 1 million house cats

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Joe_Brogan
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Who would win?

I say 1 million cats, just try and imagine how many cats that is. Plus, T-Rex's have tiny arms.
Nov 30 2011 10:02PM
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SteezoSaurus
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Nov 30 2011 10:02PM
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*monsterskier*
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i'd say T-Rex. i doubt the cats would want to do actually DO anything to the dinosaur
Nov 30 2011 10:03PM
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Nov 30 2011 10:03PM
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Anathema
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that's the difference.
Nov 30 2011 10:03PM
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Jib-Ninja
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I think the T-rex would win without even noticing there was a battle going on.
Nov 30 2011 10:04PM
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Blindsurfer
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t rex for sure like what the fuck are the cats gona do
Nov 30 2011 10:06PM
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.Apex.
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the cats would just run until they're all dead
Nov 30 2011 10:09PM
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mrnewm
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yah definitely a t-rex. maybe if they cats were bigger than just house cats they could win.
Nov 30 2011 10:11PM
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SenditSerg
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Pretty much this..
Nov 30 2011 10:18PM
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Heart
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Cats. A million is a shit ton. Sure one cat wouldn't do much, but the t Rex would have. thousands of razor sharp claws digging into his legs at once. I'd give him a thousand cats before he died
Nov 30 2011 10:21PM
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navierSTOKED
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what kind of venue are we talking about? Anywhere remotely enclosed and the shear volume of cats would be overwhelming
Nov 30 2011 10:23PM
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theline
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well a t-rex would weigh about 5 tons or 10,000 lbs. even if all the cats weighed just 10 lbs, that's 10 million lbs of furry fury. assuming you could get cats attack a t-rex (obviously a stretch) i think they could knock over a t-rex in a bum rush. thousands of cats would die, but there would be 100's of thousands more. Eventually i think they could just smother the t-rex. just my two cents....
Nov 30 2011 10:24PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pretty sure a cat's "razor sharp claws" wouldn't do shit to a T-Rex.
Nov 30 2011 10:25PM
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Aidan-G
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T-Rex has some big ass feet. He'd just step on the cats. Or eat them. Fuck cats
Nov 30 2011 10:27PM
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drwclrk
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Who would win in a fight, a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco?



That is pretty racist.. but correct.
Nov 30 2011 10:27PM
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JHendrix
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I think the T-Rex would just die of exhaustion ...I mean if you really think about 1 million cats...that's a lot of fucking cats
Nov 30 2011 10:28PM
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ski_ENDUB
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I like this guys answer, ditto for me
Nov 30 2011 10:28PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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absolutely the million cats, not even a question. the problem with nowadays is since you here millions and billions so much, people are desensitized to them. a million is a massive fucking number. the t-rex would kill and kill and eat and eat until it was completely exhausted, and would still have a few hundred thousand cats to deal with.
Nov 30 2011 10:30PM
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Montville57
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Shut up queer
Nov 30 2011 10:35PM
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JHendrix
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Nov 30 2011 10:39PM
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squibble
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the only way the cats could hurt the trex is if a few hundred were eaten at once, but a bunch survived the initial chomping and were able to rip the innards of the dino

the cats would have a better change if there were 2 t-rex's, ideally one would get injured in killing the other, giving the cats an upper hand
Nov 30 2011 10:43PM
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PartyHon
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quantity has a quality all its own
Nov 30 2011 10:44PM
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JHendrix
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your karma scares me
Nov 30 2011 10:45PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
that changed quick.
Nov 30 2011 10:47PM
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JHendrix
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nah I fixed it
Nov 30 2011 10:49PM
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navierSTOKED
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Not to mention the cats would have her on their side

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Nov 30 2011 10:50PM
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theline
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excellent point
Nov 30 2011 10:53PM
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Flacko
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what cat weags only 10 pounds are u forgetting to feed ur cats or something
Nov 30 2011 11:00PM
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theabortionator
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Nov 30 2011 11:05PM
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WestWoods
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You ever watch Jurassic Park....




I don't see many cats do you?
Nov 30 2011 11:05PM
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theline
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hahaha i know. i was pointing out that even if the cats were seriously small they would still be able to take down a t-rex. a million 5 pound kittens would probably be able to do it too.
Nov 30 2011 11:06PM
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soulskier
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chuck norris
Nov 30 2011 11:12PM
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the.cheat
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my cat weighs only like 6 pounds and shes full grown... yes i feed her. tiny cat.
Nov 30 2011 11:13PM
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-Mugatu
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First off, the jurassic period is no place for a kitty. But I would have to say 1million kitties. Think of how big that swarm of kitties would be. Thats the population of a decent kitty city against a t rex. And lets face it,


Nov 30 2011 11:14PM
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theline
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hahah i was just having this argument with my roommates and this video became the decisive point. great minds think alike.
Nov 30 2011 11:19PM
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navierSTOKED
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or you could tape all the cats together in a ball and smash them into mexico from space.  That is a proven T-rex killing move. You would need around 5 x 10^13 cats though.
Nov 30 2011 11:20PM
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Caspaaa
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cats, no question. the cats would only win if they were provoked before hand, or had some motive to attack. if they didnt then the trex would absolutely run shit, but if they did the trex wouldnt stand a chance
Nov 30 2011 11:26PM
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Radio
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alright if the cats atualy could scratch and attack the t rex then cats would win fersure. but im saying the t rex would just run around and stomp all the cats down and they wouldnt even have a chance to atack.
Nov 30 2011 11:29PM
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rareison
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Hahaha
Nov 30 2011 11:31PM
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Caspaaa
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the trex would get tired. imagine yourself surrounded by a million plastic cups, and you have to crush every one with your feet. itd take you a long fucking time, like multiple days....
Nov 30 2011 11:31PM
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AGOF
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best answer here
Nov 30 2011 11:36PM
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terrible_skier
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in case you forgot....
i say cats.
Nov 30 2011 11:40PM
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theline
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valid
Nov 30 2011 11:41PM
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Radio
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t rex foot is about 6 square feet

one cat probably takes up 1/2 a square foot times a million cats

so .5milion square feet devided by 6 is 83333.33

so 83,334 steps, each step probably takes about a second.

so 83,334 seconds / 60 is 1,388.9 minutes

1,388.9minutes /60 is 23.14833 hours

just about 1 day.

i think the t rex could do it if its life depended on it.

Nov 30 2011 11:45PM
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navierSTOKED
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but what if the cats spread out?
Nov 30 2011 11:50PM
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JIBpsy^^
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If the cats had an organized attack strategy then they could do it piece of cake, but you know they're cats so they are all fucking idiots.
Nov 30 2011 11:53PM
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Radio
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then the cats would be too far away from the t rex to do any harm
Nov 30 2011 11:54PM
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navierSTOKED
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they could be taunting it from a distance.  The usual 'small arms', 'poor thermoregulation', 'peanut brain' material
Nov 30 2011 11:58PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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this is assuming that each of the million cats doesn't want to fuck up the trex like only a cat can want to fuck something up
Dec 1 2011 12:01AM
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Anathema
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if one million cats somehow found a way to fuse together and hold onto one another to make a supercat, i wonder if they could pile themselves on top of the trex and crush it to death.. cause thats like ten million pounds of cats
Dec 1 2011 12:01AM
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