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How to fake sick?

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vordulmega
Posts: 513 - Karma: 47
How can I really convince my mom that I'm sick? I wanna stay home tomorrow cos she'll be out and I can chill. I am actually a bit sick but not sick enough to stay home.
Nov 30 2011 6:38PM
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Jhard2o7
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
Say you have a terrible head ache and just lay in bed, shes bound to call your school and let them know, and less she's evil.
Nov 30 2011 8:07PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
it is okay to take a day off once in a while, sometimes you just need to relax.
Nov 30 2011 8:07PM
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vordulmega
Posts: 513 - Karma: 47
haha not me at all, I like school I just wanna stay home for one day, for a couple of reasons
Nov 30 2011 8:10PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
bueller?
Nov 30 2011 8:10PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
like to browse ns all day, listen to music, chill, and sleep in till 12. What i do when i am sick, and I take the next day off to do my homework.
Nov 30 2011 8:13PM
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Ziolent
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
Go to class, Bueller.
Nov 30 2011 8:14PM
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dole_juice_rules
Posts: 543 - Karma: 22
or wake up at 12. get the first morning rips in, then beat off to some porn full volume!!
thats what i call a day off!!
Nov 30 2011 8:20PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
Perfect!
Nov 30 2011 8:23PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
Your mom will know if you are sick or not. Its her job



If she deems that you are sick, she will probably stay home to watch over you and help you through the sickness with soup..etc. She will not leave her sick child at home to possibly die from an illness.
Nov 30 2011 8:27PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

sooo...i been thinkin...

YOURE AWESOME

Nov 30 2011 8:29PM
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dole_juice_rules
Posts: 543 - Karma: 22
noice icon!
Nov 30 2011 8:31PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

o thanks yours is sweet 2

lol

Nov 30 2011 8:36PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
watch the beginning of ferris buelers day off
Nov 30 2011 8:40PM
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dole_juice_rules
Posts: 543 - Karma: 22
do you listen to Chip too??
Nov 30 2011 8:40PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Icon thief

Nov 30 2011 8:41PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
YES! i love him
Nov 30 2011 8:41PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
just say your really achy and be really tyred. fool proof
Nov 30 2011 8:42PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
go outside, then go back into your house. repeat this until you get sick.

but honestly...that's dumb. i'm sick right now and it sucks ass
Nov 30 2011 8:42PM
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dole_juice_rules
Posts: 543 - Karma: 22
hellz yea go cleveland music!!
Nov 30 2011 8:58PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
yeee! i didnt here his music till i went to see cudi but i then was shown his awesomeness
Nov 30 2011 9:09PM
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dole_juice_rules
Posts: 543 - Karma: 22
Good shit I saw cudi too twas sooo niceeeee
Nov 30 2011 9:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
fersherrr!
Nov 30 2011 9:19PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
bueller?
Nov 30 2011 9:26PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
just go to school you dipshit
Nov 30 2011 9:27PM
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1337
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Nov 30 2011 9:29PM
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LoveInSnow
Posts: 476 - Karma: 21
You should go to school but....
Nov 30 2011 9:30PM
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LoveInSnow
Posts: 476 - Karma: 21
You could always crush cheetos up put them in a water bottle and pretend to puke. Sorry for the double post stupid mobile.
Nov 30 2011 9:31PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hello
Nov 30 2011 9:44PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
step 1: aquire throw up looking items (orange juice/oatmeal/salsa was my personal favorite)
step 2: put items in toilet, arrange like it is splattered/projectile vomited about the toilet.
step3: tell mom you through up/feel sick
step 4: kill yourself.
Nov 30 2011 9:45PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
everyone in this thread loves me :D hahahha
Nov 30 2011 9:56PM
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Jthoms
Posts: 201 - Karma: 13
maybe just mope around and grumble tell her you feel real sick like your gonna throw up

Nov 30 2011 11:22PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
try to fit your whole fist in your ass. if you run up to her bleeding from your tushy, she will freak out. worth a shot.
Nov 30 2011 11:27PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
tanner hall?
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Nov 30 2011 11:36PM
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