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funny things bush said

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CTD
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whatd ya hear that was particularly funny? my favorite was the one about the afghanistan guy who used his new prostectic hand to write a letter, asking for god to bless the united states. HAHAHAHA!!! i have a feeling it was more like 'destroy the united states'

i know of some others, but i want to give people some options.

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Sep 2 2004 11:07PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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yeah... that was an iraqi guy. way to pay attention.















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Sep 2 2004 11:09PM
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bigJ
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he was Iraqi



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Sep 2 2004 11:09PM
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CTD
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ok, iraqui, i didnt hear when he said where he was from. but i still bet he wasnt saying god blses america.

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Sep 2 2004 11:12PM
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Mattman
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^ can you spell?



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Sep 2 2004 11:15PM
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petek
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Its about as clear, as this is a red herring to the argument.



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Sep 2 2004 11:18PM
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CTD
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no.

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Sep 2 2004 11:31PM
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Breheny
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how bout 'I am the president of the United states of America'. Thats pretty funny



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Sep 3 2004 6:05AM
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