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Best way to stretch jiberish?? +K

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loongoons
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hey NS, i was woundering what is the best way to stretch jiberish hoodies and crews. thanks +K for help!
Nov 28 2011 9:23PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
A good ol' wash then stretch when wet worked pretty well for me
Nov 28 2011 9:24PM
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Ben.
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Nov 28 2011 9:31PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
i always put mine in the dryer for like three hours... but it never works
Nov 28 2011 9:34PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21661 - Karma: 4,104
lost it
Nov 28 2011 9:38PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849
theres this old mid evil torture thing that stretched ppl until died try that
Nov 28 2011 9:42PM
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zflink
Posts: 309 - Karma: 283
Bring Chris Farley back from dead and he should be able to take care of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfKUF2kFPQ
Nov 28 2011 9:43PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
1) take 2 cars facing away from eachother
2) acquire chains
3) hook hoodie to chains and cars
4) drive cars
5) ???????????
6) profit
Nov 28 2011 9:46PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
they are just never tall enough
Nov 28 2011 9:47PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,562
OMG - You could make millions. Just re-make "the rack" and market it as a "Tall T/Hoodie stretching machine".

Millions I tell you.


Nov 28 2011 9:49PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
profit= 2 tall t!!!!!


Nov 28 2011 9:49PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
or is it the skier who is not short enough?
Nov 28 2011 9:50PM
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zachV2
Posts: 697 - Karma: 60

get a really fat person to put it on. ^ like fat guy in a little coat. not too fat though.

Nov 28 2011 9:57PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
lost
Nov 28 2011 10:02PM
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crab_pretzel
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this but with your jiberish...or just put it on and then hook yourself up.
Nov 28 2011 10:11PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
put it in a pool. it will take a crane to get it out and it will stretch in the process
Nov 28 2011 10:19PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
taffy puller. or tie it onto the hind legs of two stalions and smack them. they run and you be come steezy.
Nov 28 2011 10:20PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
semen all over it. idk the chemistry behind it but it becomes so stretchy. my 2xl hoodie fits like a 5xl now.
Nov 28 2011 11:03PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Excellent question, how could one stretch cotton?

Good luck with life, looks like everyone else got a head start!
Nov 28 2011 11:04PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
put it up your butt hole
Nov 28 2011 11:06PM
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Doggerr
Posts: 490 - Karma: 46
You know what really worked for me?....... If you licked my butthole
Nov 28 2011 11:20PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,772
Sig worthy
Nov 28 2011 11:40PM
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rubasu
Posts: 185 - Karma: 121
wash it. stretch it when its wet. dont dry it. now you're 4xl will be at the top of your boots
Nov 28 2011 11:44PM
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