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asac
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My physics teacher gave me a walnut. He said to measure it and take care of it. i love school.





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Sep 2 2004 6:59PM
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twix_182
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u should break it and put it in a pie


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Sep 2 2004 7:00PM
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Apple
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how is that related to physics? it sounds like parenting class.

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Sep 2 2004 7:00PM
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sugarloaf
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what the fuck I had to write an essay...in spanish. it sucked. I suck at spanish adn we didn't have our books yet so I looked up everyother word. I totally forgot most of the irregular verb congugations. and thanks to our fucking new donkey nuts schedual, it was due today. mine sucked but oh well got the job done. then i had to read 50 pages tonight and I'm still in the wrong level for my history class
schoool blows


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Sep 2 2004 7:19PM
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Sharpy
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I'm not in school yet ,bitches, haha. I will be soon though, and then yo ucan laugh at me
Sep 2 2004 7:27PM
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jksl
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i've lucked out in school so much...
summer reading test, she gave us a page from our book and asked us where it was in the book and stuff like that, and questions about the excerpt, and it was from the first 100 pages that i read (400 page book)
i had a calculus quiz the second day and i couldn;t remember anything over the summer from pre cal, but i got it and schooled that shit
and so far, all the homework i've had is due next thursday, so i have no homework until then

and also one day i get to come in at 8:15 and leave at 12:15, i have a feeling school is gonna be so much doper this year

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Sep 2 2004 7:53PM
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west
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Today one of the 'special' kids shit all over the floor in the upper hall. I thought, 'you know what, that kid just shit all over the floor' so I decided I wouldn't do any work the rest of the day.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 2 2004 8:01PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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do you suffer from post traumatic poop disorder?

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check out Stept...
Sep 2 2004 8:04PM
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proZach
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hahaha. tonight i ahve to memorize 10 words, cover a book, read 3 pages and do 6 qusetions, and then read a article called 'historians and the public' and write 6 questions and answer them. who knew that damn article would take so damn long to read...



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Sep 2 2004 8:42PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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aahhahahah a walnut? bahahahha


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Sep 2 2004 9:27PM
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nothanks
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a walnut is better than a sack of flour which is better than an egg








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Sep 2 2004 10:18PM
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SeanB
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^you know that too!?! I thought I was the only one who's passed physics for crackheads!

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Sep 2 2004 10:50PM
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CTD
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man, know what your talkin about, forign language sucks. im takin french 2, and i got the nouns anshit alright, but when it comes writing sentences and shgit, im fucked. we had a test over irregular verbs, and i got a 1 out of 28.

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Sep 3 2004 12:09AM
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*rkp*
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walnuts are rad.....but you gotta eat it!!
Sep 3 2004 12:10AM
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freeze_pooter
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o so u go to a liberal school too huh. now everyone can pass physics and be equal
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Sep 3 2004 11:43AM
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saucerboy84
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i walked into theatre 1000 at CU on the first day and the teacher says 'now im going to pull somthing out of my briefcase, but before i do that i want to point out that this class shouldnt be treated lightly, it is a tough class, and expect to do lots of work. with that in mind today we will be watching an episode of south park' it was sweet we watched the christmas pageant episode
Sep 3 2004 12:01PM
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proZach
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french 2, try french 5 fuckin honors. its gonna suck.



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Sep 3 2004 3:55PM
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alev
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hank thats pretty fuckin funny

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Sep 3 2004 7:51PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hahaha i'm not in school yet ! but that sounds like fun i wish that was my homework
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Sep 3 2004 7:55PM
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EpitaphE13
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great, my first day back i had to read the firs three chapters of macbeth and write an essay on it. damn honors classes, not even worth it.
Sep 3 2004 8:59PM
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asac
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well i did one test on my walnut and all i can tell you is it is not heat resistant, and it doens't melt.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
Sep 3 2004 9:01PM
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EpitaphE13
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haha, you should see if it can survive a blender.
Sep 3 2004 9:02PM
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Irotate360
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im taken physics this year. i hope it doesnt suck




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Sep 3 2004 9:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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in my current affairs class we watched The Daily Show. It rocked.

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Sep 3 2004 9:52PM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh physics sucks. but it was better than chemistry
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Sep 4 2004 3:30AM
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westcoastskier
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to who ever said they had to read MacBeth, i'll let you in on a little secret: it's a play and has acts not chapters.





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Sep 4 2004 4:02AM
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Jasmine
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i read macbeth. i was mad short compared to all the other stuff we had to read.



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arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
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Sep 4 2004 5:34AM
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EpitaphE13
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thank you, same diff.
Sep 4 2004 9:42AM
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ours-write two essays based on ur summer reading books. they were both totally different prompts and we had 35 minutes to write them. 5 paragraphs, a thesis, supporting evidence... all that stuff. i only actually read ONE of the books, and the other one i thankfully read up on sparknotes. ...so while everyone else struggled to finish... i was staring into space rejoicing on my wonderfully b.s-ed essays. school is great.




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Sep 4 2004 10:39AM
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Bangor
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Hmmn, I just started college instead of doing my seinor year of HS. I've got to spend about 5 hours reading this weekend, and be prepared to write a 3-4 page essay in 2 classes next week. So quit bitching Mr. I-have-to-memorize-10-motherfucking-kindergarten-words.
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Sep 4 2004 11:58AM
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