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Has this ever happened to you?

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eljusto.
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cause it happens to me a lot...
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Nov 27 2011 8:29PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
wat.
Nov 27 2011 8:30PM
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gus555
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fuck you justin i laughed uncontrollably at that
Nov 27 2011 8:31PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
lol
Nov 27 2011 8:33PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Then you take it in the face often I see.

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Nov 27 2011 8:34PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
He takes immense explosions of period blood to the face, yes, you are correct.
Nov 27 2011 8:36PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
you caught me, I like to tap men on the back of the penis until they cum on my face.
Nov 27 2011 8:37PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
ahahahahah
Nov 27 2011 8:37PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I don't think I've used a glass bottle of ketchup in like 10 years, but yes, that did used to happen a lot.
Nov 27 2011 8:38PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
last time I used one was at a friendlys 5 or 6 years ago </3
Nov 27 2011 8:49PM
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Deluge
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holy shit i used one of those today and it gave me a shit ton of ketchup after shaking it like 10 times
Nov 27 2011 8:50PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13150 - Karma: 19,451
cant say it has
Nov 27 2011 8:52PM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
this.
Nov 27 2011 8:54PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
lol i dont think that this has ever happened to me!
Nov 27 2011 9:14PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
whenever I'm at a diner, yes, it does happen quite frequently
Nov 27 2011 9:17PM
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Danoo
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All the time.
Nov 27 2011 9:57PM
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jjager
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That was funny as hell.
Nov 27 2011 10:00PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
yeah my ketchup bottles tend to ejaculate all the time. its really messy
Nov 27 2011 10:00PM
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ORDEAL
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YES. MANY TIMES. FUCK GLASS
Nov 27 2011 10:02PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

this is what you do

take a fork, flip it around, dip the back end in bottle, scoop out ketchup, win.

Nov 27 2011 10:02PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
hmmm I need to try this sometime.
Nov 28 2011 12:46AM
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E.F.M.
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Nov 28 2011 12:58AM
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