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I Need Marijuana Detox Help:

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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
I am getting tested by my parents in about twenty days. I am not going to put in any effort to getting the THC out, and I may smoke up to ten days before the test. That being said the ten day period is for me to get clean. What can I put in my body (Detox Wise) that is safe and will clear my body of THC prior to the test. +K For Help
Nov 27 2011 5:14PM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
SORRY GUYS I WAS BEING RETARTED WHEN I MADE THE THREAD. I AM GONNA STOP FOR THE 20 DAYS.

ALSO, DOES PUTTING BLEACH IN THE SAMPLE WORK?
Nov 28 2011 2:19AM
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doobiebrotha
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like i asked earlier? is this going to be a home test bought from walmart or are they taking you into have it done and sent to a lab?
Nov 28 2011 2:47AM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
most definitely a home test
Nov 28 2011 6:02PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
oil change.

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Nov 28 2011 6:46PM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
I WAS JOKIG ABOUT THIS WITH MY BRO. LOL
Nov 28 2011 7:38PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
^ great minds. lol
Nov 28 2011 7:52PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
I'm confused to why your parents are waiting twenty days to test you. And to why they told you they were going to test you as well.
Nov 28 2011 8:17PM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,009
CUZ THEY THINK I WILL B CLEAN BY THEN. SO THEY THINK IF IM NOT IT MEANS SMOKED AGAIN
Nov 29 2011 7:37AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Cut off your dick, then they won't make you pee
Nov 29 2011 8:32AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
dont smoke le weed
Nov 29 2011 8:41AM
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tay03usa
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
fake pee
Nov 29 2011 10:10AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
I'm thinking this is your only logical solution, guaranteed victory.
Nov 29 2011 12:43PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS
Nov 29 2011 12:49PM
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raymano---0
Posts: 35 - Karma: 14
If you really need to detox that badly, drink cranberry juice. not saying do what i did, but i had a drug test, i smoked a bowl two days before hand, chugged a bottle of cranberry juice from Wal-mart and passed my test. That or drink an ass ton of water.
Nov 29 2011 1:19PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
Posts: 490 - Karma: 16
dude, if you just chill  out with your habit for 20 days you will be fine. its life gotta make some sacrifices sometimes. i kinda have the same thing going on with me and i still smoke just cut it down to occasional times. if you do it only once a month shit gets out of your system fast. btw drink lots of dieretics like vitamin waters, gatorades, juices, etc.
Nov 29 2011 1:30PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
Posts: 490 - Karma: 16
haha seriously im expecting some like tanner hall saying. INSPIREEEDDDDDDDDDD lolol
Nov 29 2011 1:36PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
you sound like a dumb ass. just don't blaze.
Nov 29 2011 1:39PM
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dkusdthrones
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
id say dont be a pussy and keep smoking. its weed. bitch.
Nov 30 2011 8:49AM
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ice_mike
Posts: 249 - Karma: 23
Ok im not going to tell you not to smoke for 20 days because thats stupid. Your best bet is either getting piss from a friend who doesn't smoke or just buying synthetic piss, guarantee pass on the test
Nov 30 2011 8:54AM
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